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DirtyDanza · 11-17-2008, 01:36 AM

Quoted from his book

Your daughter's a whore. According to the FBI, there's a new wrinkle in prostitution: Suburban teenage girls are now selling their white asses at the mall ... to make money to spend at the mall! Wow, I can't even find an escalator that goes down.

Oh sure, I know what you're saying: Upper-middle-class Caucasian teen whoring is something that happens to other people's kids. But our little Ashley trading her coochie for Gucci? No way!

Maybe. But if she comes home with scraped knees, that might not be from skipping rope. And come on, nobody buys a Lexus with "baby-sitting money." If your kid's name is on the mall directory under "services" ...

The joke here is on white America, which always felt superior to blacks and showed that with their feet, moving out of urban areas: "White flight" they called it. Whites feared blacks; they feared if they raised their kids around blacks, the blacks would turn their daughters into dope fiends and prostitutes -- and now through the miracle of MTV, damned if it didn't work out that way!

You see, MTV is where Snoop and Jay-Z and 50 Cent tell their stories -- that's what rap is, telling your stories -- the stories of their youth, and being poor blacks. Pimps and drug dealers were the only role models they had. And now that whole worldview is all up in your kid's Kool-Aid!

Little boys want a chocolate mama with a huge ass, and the girls in the suburbs apparently have accepted being a ho as just another hip lifestyle choice. So if you take your kid to the mall this Christmas and she climbs into Santa's lap face first, you should look into it. And remind your little princess, if a young woman must exchange sex for material goods, they should do it the accepted way: through the sanctity of marriage.

$5 submissions · 11-17-2008, 04:26 PM

Bill Maher is a hoot. His ridicule of hypocrisy and irony is rather classic. Reminds me of some lines from Dante's Inferno.

Trixie · 11-17-2008, 06:51 PM

Yes, he's totally farr out!

uno · 11-17-2008, 06:57 PM

Never would have guessed you like Bill Maher.

DirtyDanza · 11-17-2008, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by uno

Never would have guessed you like Bill Maher.

lol.... yeah im a strange bird I guess you gotta know me other than my board persona...

uno · 11-17-2008, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza

lol.... yeah im a strange bird I guess you gotta know me other than my board persona...

That's what Rob and Maja keep insisting to me.

james_clickmemedia · 11-17-2008, 07:24 PM

great book, I have it on audio book

notoldschool · 11-17-2008, 07:36 PM

I went to his concert in South Florida this year. He was awesome. Saw John Stewart this year as well. Good times.

11-17-2008, 01:36 AM	#1
DirtyDanza Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: BP4L.... Las Vegas, Posts: 8,369	haha Bill Marr is funny Quoted from his book Your daughter's a whore. According to the FBI, there's a new wrinkle in prostitution: Suburban teenage girls are now selling their white asses at the mall ... to make money to spend at the mall! Wow, I can't even find an escalator that goes down. Oh sure, I know what you're saying: Upper-middle-class Caucasian teen whoring is something that happens to other people's kids. But our little Ashley trading her coochie for Gucci? No way! Maybe. But if she comes home with scraped knees, that might not be from skipping rope. And come on, nobody buys a Lexus with "baby-sitting money." If your kid's name is on the mall directory under "services" ... The joke here is on white America, which always felt superior to blacks and showed that with their feet, moving out of urban areas: "White flight" they called it. Whites feared blacks; they feared if they raised their kids around blacks, the blacks would turn their daughters into dope fiends and prostitutes -- and now through the miracle of MTV, damned if it didn't work out that way! You see, MTV is where Snoop and Jay-Z and 50 Cent tell their stories -- that's what rap is, telling your stories -- the stories of their youth, and being poor blacks. Pimps and drug dealers were the only role models they had. And now that whole worldview is all up in your kid's Kool-Aid! Little boys want a chocolate mama with a huge ass, and the girls in the suburbs apparently have accepted being a ho as just another hip lifestyle choice. So if you take your kid to the mall this Christmas and she climbs into Santa's lap face first, you should look into it. And remind your little princess, if a young woman must exchange sex for material goods, they should do it the accepted way: through the sanctity of marriage. __________________ AVN Nominated Camming Couple

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notoldschool Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 5,687	I went to his concert in South Florida this year. He was awesome. Saw John Stewart this year as well. Good times. __________________ No doubt one may quote history to support any cause, as the devil quotes scripture. -- Learned Hand http://www.bjpenn.com