Anyone wanna start a Somali pirate organization? - GoFuckYourself.com

detoxed · 11-19-2008, 02:24 PM

Come on, it cant be that hard if you can swim!

Who is down

aico · 11-19-2008, 02:31 PM

I just robbed the Seattle-Bremerton ferry in my zodiac.

JamesK · 11-19-2008, 02:32 PM

Sign me up.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-19-2008, 02:32 PM

Word came in that CHio just got blown the fuck up by a Indian Destroyer in the South Sea's. It's over.

Pornopat · 11-19-2008, 02:34 PM

I hear you need two different kind of people.
You need people who can handle a gun and you need people who can manage a boat.
You also need guns and boats btw...

I think I should be the man staying behind doing all the thinking work and collecting 50% for this.

Malicious Biz · 11-19-2008, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by godaddy

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DWB · 11-19-2008, 02:38 PM

I've been on that shit for 2 years now. Making a killing.

BradM · 11-19-2008, 02:39 PM

Nice seeing you around here

detoxed · 11-19-2008, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

I was thinking it would be a great business op if you opened a business hunting Somalis. Some nice skinny negro heads over the fireplace would look nice.

I read an article recently that Blackwater purchased a huge ship with helicopter pads and several smaller boats that can launch from it. They bought it to go after pirates for the highest bidder.

detoxed · 11-19-2008, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

Nice seeing you around here

Been a while, got my password reset

Marcus Aurelius · 11-19-2008, 02:47 PM

Count me in, my pirate name gets to be Deezzy McNuts though.

$5 submissions · 11-19-2008, 02:52 PM

The ROI figures are amazing.

pornguy · 11-19-2008, 02:54 PM

I am as long as we can apply for some bail out money

germ · 11-19-2008, 02:57 PM

I'm down. Those guys are making a ton of money.

TeenCat · 11-19-2008, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

hehehe lol

detoxed · 11-19-2008, 03:01 PM

We are going to shock and awe with old school pirate ships. I think we could just hijack some historical ships from the New England coast or something, load up our muskets and cannons and set sail to African waters for the booty. Bring rum and oranges, gotta keep scurvy away mates.

LisaWP · 11-19-2008, 03:16 PM

I am recruiting for my west coast band of pirates. We only attack cruise ships because they have all the booze. Plus, we can ransom the passengers....after the big shuffleboard contest of course.

Tevion · 11-19-2008, 03:39 PM

I'm in, I have a Carpet Knife and a few sharp edged stones, should be enough to defeat 3 Destroyers

$5 submissions · 11-19-2008, 05:47 PM

Piracy is lucrative: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081119/...ate_boomtown_1

Somalia's increasingly brazen pirates are building sprawling stone houses, cruising in luxury cars, marrying beautiful women — even hiring caterers to prepare Western-style food for their hostages.

And in an impoverished country where every public institution has crumbled, they have become heroes in the steamy coastal dens they operate from because they are the only real business in town.

"The pirates depend on us, and we benefit from them," said Sahra Sheik Dahir, a shop owner in Haradhere, the nearest village to where a hijacked Saudi Arabian supertanker carrying $100 million in crude was anchored Wednesday.

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detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	We are going to shock and awe with old school pirate ships. I think we could just hijack some historical ships from the New England coast or something, load up our muskets and cannons and set sail to African waters for the booty. Bring rum and oranges, gotta keep scurvy away mates.

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$5 submissions I help you SUCCEED Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Pearl of the Orient Seas Posts: 32,195	Piracy is lucrative: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081119/...ate_boomtown_1 Somalia's increasingly brazen pirates are building sprawling stone houses, cruising in luxury cars, marrying beautiful women — even hiring caterers to prepare Western-style food for their hostages. And in an impoverished country where every public institution has crumbled, they have become heroes in the steamy coastal dens they operate from because they are the only real business in town. "The pirates depend on us, and we benefit from them," said Sahra Sheik Dahir, a shop owner in Haradhere, the nearest village to where a hijacked Saudi Arabian supertanker carrying $100 million in crude was anchored Wednesday. __________________ Need a NON-ADULT income stream? We build your YOUTUBE CHANNEL for only $20 per video! For Hire: $3/hour or $400 per month Marketing Specialist Virtual Assistants