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bu((aneer · 11-19-2008, 11:48 PM

Women have to be the worst fucking drivers on the face of the earth!

And she didn't even fucking tell me, did she think I wouldnt notice??lol

I went to the mall and saw it when I came back, as I was parked facing a lamp post I knew that the damage had to have been there from before!

Asked her about it and she said "sorry it slipped my mind"..

Damn, those lamps are fucking expensive!

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JP-pornshooter · 11-19-2008, 11:53 PM

you got it all wrong..

the post should read: "so my fucking wife crashed my car.."

DefaultMan · 11-19-2008, 11:59 PM

Women...what can you do?

bu((aneer · 11-20-2008, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JP-pornshooter

you got it all wrong..

the post should read: "so my fucking wife crashed my car.."

thought that would sound too aggressive lol

Antonio · 11-20-2008, 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bu((aneer

Damn, those lamps are fucking expensive!

no insuranse?

Vick! · 11-20-2008, 12:06 AM

Make sure your shit is insured of someone else also drives it, especially some women.

doridori · 11-20-2008, 12:07 AM

lol.....this site never gets old.

iMind · 11-20-2008, 12:12 AM

sorry to see that man.

On the bright side, I think you got off easier then the last guy that posted a thread where his wife fucked up his car..

I can't find the thread, but she had fucked one whole side of the car haha.

ExLust · 11-20-2008, 12:13 AM

She should not drive your car anymore.

NickB. · 11-20-2008, 12:26 AM

god I hate that, god bless my driver LOL - she wont need to drive

LexiLexxx · 11-20-2008, 12:35 AM

Glad to hear she's ok, LOL!

That's minor damage, it can be fixed.

heh

Iron Fist · 11-20-2008, 01:15 AM

Crashed? That's a fender bender man.... nothing a body shop could make look like brand spanking new in a couple hours.

MetaMan · 11-20-2008, 01:15 AM

what kind of bitch ass lets his wife hop out in his whip?

pull down your pants down and check if you have a cock still. if you do man the fuck up.

PostWhore · 11-20-2008, 01:16 AM

thats not a crash, thats a scratch!

bu((aneer · 11-20-2008, 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

what kind of bitch ass lets his wife hop out in his whip?

pull down your pants down and check if you have a cock still. if you do man the fuck up.

settle down stephen or i'll own you..

bloggingseo · 11-20-2008, 01:29 AM

It's not that bad, you can claim it on your insurance. Shouldn't be a big deal! I can understand why she didn't tell you. You were so pissed you posted pics of a not so huge dent on the internet for everyone to see! LOL! Talk about overreaction

MetaMan · 11-20-2008, 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bu((aneer

settle down stephen or i'll own you..

it's with a V d00d CMAN

bu((aneer · 11-20-2008, 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

it's with a V d00d CMAN

whatever, you're still 30 seconds away from total ownage. i suggest you bounce..

MetaMan · 11-20-2008, 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bu((aneer

whatever, you're still 30 seconds away from total ownage. i suggest you bounce..

dont hate appreciate.

11-20-2008, 01:56 AM

That's nothing... My wife did a real number on her car a couple years back!

Of course she was insured, but she was cited with DWA: Driving While Asian

Since that say, she'd been christened "Crash". I got her a helmet to drive with that Christmas.

rowan · 11-20-2008, 02:02 AM

My wife had a new car in mid 2005, since then it's had...

- numerous nudges, scratches and indentations to the rear bumper... including hitting another car when she was backing out
- scrape to the rear bumper when she hit a fence while backing out
- scrape to the front bumper when she hit the garage door rail backing in
- crumpled front wheel well when she went over a large rock that got caught in it
- dented rear door when someone decided to overtake her on the same side she was turning

The last incident wasn't her fault, but the rest cost $1k in insurance excess to fix

A-n-D-r-E-S · 11-20-2008, 04:04 AM

I think you shouldn't let her drive, women are the worst drivers everybody knows that...

Firehorse · 11-20-2008, 04:09 AM

Sorry to see that, and I'm glad to hear your wife is ok!

Bojangles · 11-20-2008, 04:31 AM

That sucks, man.

Adultnet · 11-20-2008, 05:23 AM

well this can happen

umbralui · 11-20-2008, 05:28 AM

sorry for your car

.. buy some lecithin for wife

Tevion · 11-20-2008, 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan

My wife had a new car in mid 2005, since then it's had...

- numerous nudges, scratches and indentations to the rear bumper... including hitting another car when she was backing out
- scrape to the rear bumper when she hit a fence while backing out
- scrape to the front bumper when she hit the garage door rail backing in
- crumpled front wheel well when she went over a large rock that got caught in it
- dented rear door when someone decided to overtake her on the same side she was turning

The last incident wasn't her fault, but the rest cost $1k in insurance excess to fix

I'm suggesting a bicycle

neonliquid · 11-20-2008, 05:46 AM

slap the bitch.

V_RocKs · 11-20-2008, 05:47 AM

My GF has crashed both of my cars numerous times... What else are women for?

JamesK · 11-20-2008, 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

what kind of bitch ass lets his wife hop out in his whip?

pull down your pants down and check if you have a cock still. if you do man the fuck up.

HorseShit · 11-20-2008, 06:18 AM

I guarantee the dude she's cheating on with you cracked up your car

pornguy · 11-20-2008, 06:33 AM

Me, I would sell the bitch..

Now you have to figure out which bitch to sell.

nico-t · 11-20-2008, 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LexiLexxx

Glad to hear she's ok, LOL!

lol.... typical female reaction

MistressNirvana · 11-20-2008, 06:56 AM

Aww that's only a scratch lol

andy83 · 11-20-2008, 07:46 AM

not too serious crash, just take it easy and maybe make her pay for it so she'll feel the pinch and be more careful next time

Robocrop · 11-20-2008, 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

what kind of bitch ass lets his wife hop out in his whip?

pull down your pants down and check if you have a cock still. if you do man the fuck up.

Anyway its nothing compared to when my midget wife took a spin in my new ride..I should have known better

Corleone · 11-20-2008, 07:49 AM

ouch bad scratch

seeandsee · 11-20-2008, 07:51 AM

it's a shame

nAtuRaLbEautY · 11-20-2008, 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t

lol.... typical female reaction

im about to say the same thing.

adonthenet · 11-20-2008, 08:01 AM

its noting special... just go fix it ;)

Gary_TLX · 11-20-2008, 08:06 AM

That sucks man, I would be pissed too, I just love my car too much. Thank god the damage is minor and she is ok.

seven · 11-20-2008, 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adonthenet

its noting special... just go fix it ;)

I second that.. you are such a whiner dude! Maybe you are a half-woman yourself? lol

Sid70 · 11-20-2008, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherm

That's nothing... My wife did a real number on her car a couple years back!

Of course she was insured, but she was cited with DWA: Driving While Asian

Since that say, she'd been christened "Crash". I got her a helmet to drive with that Christmas.

Beemer blood

Pete-KT · 11-20-2008, 08:23 AM

its a car who cares, thats what insurance is for

kowalsky · 11-20-2008, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JP-pornshooter

you got it all wrong..

the post should read: "so my fucking wife crashed my car.."

hahaha, it´s true.

Scott McD · 11-20-2008, 09:10 AM

Don't get me started on women drivers...

Darkcrni · 11-20-2008, 09:15 AM

Do you want me to kill her?

Violetta · 11-20-2008, 09:30 AM

hehe... that sucks!

CaptainHowdy · 11-20-2008, 09:30 AM

Sorry to hear that ...

digifan · 11-20-2008, 09:38 AM

Revenge!!!!

11-19-2008, 11:48 PM	#1
bu((aneer Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 651	so my wife crashed my fucking car!! (pic) Women have to be the worst fucking drivers on the face of the earth! And she didn't even fucking tell me, did she think I wouldnt notice??lol I went to the mall and saw it when I came back, as I was parked facing a lamp post I knew that the damage had to have been there from before! Asked her about it and she said "sorry it slipped my mind".. Damn, those lamps are fucking expensive! </rant>

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11-20-2008, 12:12 AM	#8
iMind Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 937	sorry to see that man. On the bright side, I think you got off easier then the last guy that posted a thread where his wife fucked up his car.. I can't find the thread, but she had fucked one whole side of the car haha.

11-20-2008, 12:26 AM	#10
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11-20-2008, 12:35 AM	#11
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11-20-2008, 01:56 AM	#20
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	That's nothing... My wife did a real number on her car a couple years back! Of course she was insured, but she was cited with DWA: Driving While Asian Since that say, she'd been christened "Crash". I got her a helmet to drive with that Christmas.

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rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	My wife had a new car in mid 2005, since then it's had... - numerous nudges, scratches and indentations to the rear bumper... including hitting another car when she was backing out - scrape to the rear bumper when she hit a fence while backing out - scrape to the front bumper when she hit the garage door rail backing in - crumpled front wheel well when she went over a large rock that got caught in it - dented rear door when someone decided to overtake her on the same side she was turning The last incident wasn't her fault, but the rest cost $1k in insurance excess to fix

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11-20-2008, 06:18 AM	#31
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11-20-2008, 06:56 AM	#34
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