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Let's do some business!
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Signs of getting older...
I listen to jazz and blues throughout the day instead of metal.
I pay attention to what I eat because I know how it will effect my body later. (It's funny, eat fresh good food and you will feel so much better than if you are eating crap.) Name your words of wisdom... :-)
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I listen to slow love jams haha
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Got some CCR on right now
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OG
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You wonder about what it was you were interested in before your first child came along.
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You start telling your children the same words of wisdom your's told you (which you never listened to or headed, often until it was too late).
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Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
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Invite friends over dinner and spend the night talking about the past.
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Porn Pusher
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Not cumming in 5 minutes or less
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Instead of bragging about staying up all night you complain about being up all night.
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A sad sign: I don't mind commercial breaks during movies on TV...
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Old broad
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Needing glasses to read anything
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Webmaster Extraordinaire
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my back hurts.
my eyes are tired. I'm always tired. I think it's a great achievement that I walk 30 minutes a day, when before I used to laugh at people who didn't work out seriously and just walked. |
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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Turn that damn music down.... Did I say that..
The music is only too loud if your toooooo old.
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![]() starting the same thread twice http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=...ighlight=Signs
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Vidi Vici Veni
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Dropping music, TV or movie references and seeing the blank stares of the younger adults around you.
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Your workout soreness goes from the next day to the second day and then to the third day, and then it just sort of a blur of continuous soreness.
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visit hardlinks.org
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I tend to limp a little without knowing it. I bet that makes me look old to others.
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Your knees feel a little stiff when it gets cold
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Hangovers last 2 days now
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I have always been listening to blues, but no jazz so far!
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This one is my downfall. We have a few just out of college people and even they are missing references I thought everyone would know.
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I'm 22 and I listen to jazz all the time
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little injuries and pains and aches take a long time to heal and there always seems to something hurting somewhere in any given day
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Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
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I cant stay up all night anymore.. 100% impossible or If I manage.. I''ll sleep all day.
where when I was young I remember making bets with my cousin who could stay up the most days.. and we made it to the 4th morning and said fuck it. |
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Enjoying Gerry Rafferty music once again.
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To have beautiful and flawless teeth, you must spend a lot of money. When you're younger, you don't have to spend shit
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Choice is an Illusion
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not to mention, often you stop after one because the hangovers last 2 days now
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take with food, 2x daily.
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I was just talking about this with some people. To me it seems like the memory gets worse and worse. It's the little things that bother me.
For instance you get on a plane and you look and the pilot looks like doogy houser. All the kids act like they invented google at 6 mos of age. It's just a different generation. For me I still listen to metal loud, but watch tv and work with my glasses on.
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Programming King Pin
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So Fucking Banned
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I have a bigger patience these days, beats being stressed.
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stop using lotion when you jerk off.
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