BREAKING NEWS : American Automobile Market crisis, IKEA to start selling cars in 2009 - GoFuckYourself.com

MichaelP · 11-27-2008, 09:46 AM

Well, The automobile manufacturers are in trouble, there is no secret about that....

In 2009 IKEA will start selling cars.

Besides the credit crisis, the increase on oil prices contributed to the decrease of auto sales in the US. Luxurious and powerful cars, always loved by the Americans are stuck in the manufactures. The industry of used cars is also facing difficulties, as prices have fallen 6%. The auto industry is the second highest industry in America just after the real estate industry. With our two main industries badly affected, the American Dream seems to be turning into an American nightmare.

Here is a Top Secret Stolen picture of the very first model to be released by IKEA early 2009..

(Allen key included)

Ross · 11-27-2008, 09:57 AM

LOL! Building up the furniture pisses me off, imagine building your own car!!!

jaspaton · 11-27-2008, 10:03 AM

That would be great if that were true. Our company only buys IKEA what a headache

PornMogul · 11-27-2008, 10:18 AM

haha funny

Just_Dave · 11-27-2008, 11:46 AM

that was a good one

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Supz · 11-27-2008, 11:53 AM

laugh out loud!

Tiffany Preston · 11-27-2008, 01:29 PM

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viencarl · 11-28-2008, 02:58 AM

that was lol

tranza · 11-28-2008, 06:44 AM

That was pretty funny!!!

JimmiDean · 11-28-2008, 08:56 AM

Bet I could put it together.
it's there fucking coffee tables I have trouble with.

JFK · 11-28-2008, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimmiDean

Bet I could put it together.
it's there fucking coffee tables I have trouble with.

me too, no matter how good the instructions are they are still fucked up

JayMoyes · 11-28-2008, 01:04 PM

And the great part is it's only $199.95, but you only get the car body. The rest you have to buy individually.

The good news is the seats fold up into a Eurpean-sized dwelling, fit for the single-serving lifestyle ;-)

11-27-2008, 09:46 AM	#1
MichaelP Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: QWEBEC Corporate Office Posts: 7,124	BREAKING NEWS : American Automobile Market crisis, IKEA to start selling cars in 2009 Well, The automobile manufacturers are in trouble, there is no secret about that.... In 2009 IKEA will start selling cars. Besides the credit crisis, the increase on oil prices contributed to the decrease of auto sales in the US. Luxurious and powerful cars, always loved by the Americans are stuck in the manufactures. The industry of used cars is also facing difficulties, as prices have fallen 6%. The auto industry is the second highest industry in America just after the real estate industry. With our two main industries badly affected, the American Dream seems to be turning into an American nightmare. Here is a Top Secret Stolen picture of the very first model to be released by IKEA early 2009.. (Allen key included)

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