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Kard63 · 11-29-2008, 11:11 AM

What do these guys get paid a month now if they know php or asp.net? Do they really work 40 hours a week ?

Please don't try to sell me. I'm asking for information.

pr0 · 11-29-2008, 11:24 AM

It will be the "best" move you've ever made, or the "worst" move you've ever made.

There is no "in between" when it comes to hiring off-shore employees.

They are either the hardest worker you've had, or the laziest, piece of shit you've seen......that's just from my experience.

SteveHardeman · 11-29-2008, 11:24 AM

It's hit or miss. Do the best you can to qualify them on the front end knowing that they'll probsably let you down shortly thereafter. When you find a good one who does what he says he can do in the timeframe he says he can do it, NEVER EVER LET HIM GO.

LeRoy · 11-29-2008, 11:31 AM

Yep its hit or miss. There are some good ones out there

woj · 11-29-2008, 11:39 AM

Most of the good ones are already taken, it's still possible to find one, but it's probably 1 in a 100 shot..

CamTraffic · 11-29-2008, 11:44 AM

a risk and some savings?

J. Falcon · 11-29-2008, 12:17 PM

Well you can expect some communication issues, that's for sure.

collegeboobies · 11-29-2008, 12:41 PM

he will say thank you or sir a lot , even with no comprehension of what you just said

Aleksandr · 11-29-2008, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by collegeboobies

he will say thank you or sir a lot , even with no comprehension of what you just said

Very true!!

EscortBiz · 11-29-2008, 12:51 PM

whatever you do never hire a company that has programmers always work direct or expect headaches

candyflip · 11-29-2008, 01:05 PM

I work with one, who in turn manages a group. So long as I am very specific and literal with my communication with them, they do the job and do it well. The minute there's even the slightest hiccup in communication, even the most simple thing can go haywire.

gaymale · 11-29-2008, 02:21 PM

I think you can expect the same as if you hired someone from somewhere else, except maybe less expensive? And as with everything else, you get what you pay for. If he/she is really cheap, he/she is probably billing the same 40/hr week to multiple companies, just to survive.

moeloubani · 11-29-2008, 02:27 PM

before i started in adult i did web design work all through outsourced people from all over the world

some very important tips are:

if they let you down one time, drop them. these guys will take on 5 jobs when they have time for just 1 and all their jobs will suffer. theyll try guilt trips and stuff out on you but ignore it and find someone who doesnt miss a deadline.

get them to repeat what you say to them in their own words, because thats the only way you're going to know if they actually understood you (not in their own language, in their own english words ;) )

these guys are used to bartering so dont be afraid to ask for something simple and pay little for it - but be prepared if you want to add anything on or anything like that to pay extra for it, even if someone else might have included it in the price

if you can observe them through like a remote desktop thing thats your best bet to make sure they're working. indians in particular are extremely hard workers - when they're being watched. when they aren't, they can be some of the dumbest and laziest fucks around.

Violetta · 11-29-2008, 03:17 PM

If he lives in Mumbai, you cant expect an internet connection! muhahaha... JK

papill0n · 11-29-2008, 04:02 PM

I have an Indian guy who does some work for me. Best thing I can suggest is to make it clear if the work is not done then you won't be sending the money.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 11-29-2008, 04:04 PM

expect to do better with a filipino...

Hawkeye · 11-29-2008, 04:41 PM

Keep in mind it took 1200 Indian cops to subdue those 10 Muslim terrorists.

That's the quality of work you're looking at.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 11-29-2008, 04:48 PM

ya, you can expecthim to end every instant message with "Sir" most definitely sir..

Illicit · 11-29-2008, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

expect to do better with a filipino...

indians are generally better educated and more capable than filipinos. go with the indian.

only problem is the damn bobble heads, u think their always saying no when their agreeing

xmas13 · 11-29-2008, 05:27 PM

Q: What to expect from hiring a dude in India?
A: Headaches.

Kard63 · 11-29-2008, 06:28 PM

I'll make sure remotely watching the desktop is an option. Thats a great idea. What will that cost me a month?

Kudles · 11-29-2008, 08:31 PM

Hopefully he cooks

EscortBiz · 11-29-2008, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kard63

I'll make sure remotely watching the desktop is an option. Thats a great idea. What will that cost me a month?

you can watch on webcam

Pornwolf · 11-30-2008, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by woj

Most of the good ones are already taken, it's still possible to find one, but it's probably 1 in a 100 shot..

This is especially true now with companies like Microsoft, Sun, Oracle and others setting up engineering outposts in India.

4 years ago you could get a PHD to work for you as an outsourced programmer... now those guys are working for one of the bigger companies with the salary and prestige that comes with having a position at one of them instead of slaving away at an outsourcing company.

I mean, think about it, wouldn't you?

That is also driving prices up.

So, don't expect the Top Gun quality guys for cheap if at all. Expect to pay about 60% of US prices. Once upon a time it was 25%. Those were the days.

chupachups · 11-30-2008, 02:02 AM

Indians are NEVER GOOD!

(19:25:58) Phil: yo
(19:32:15) Sai Ki.: Hi Phil, met with an accident in the evening
(19:32:50) Phil: an accident?
(19:32:55) Sai Ki.: i started u project but on the way to home and met with an accident, anyways i shall talk to u tomorrow, i need to relax now
(19:33:05) Sai Ki.: yes accident
(19:33:18) Sai Ki.: i knee got injured
(19:33:27) Phil: oki, what kind of accident? will it delay your work?
(19:34:13) Sai Ki.: i think so, anyways i spoke to friend of mine, he said he will come down to my place tomorrow morning, i will discuss everythig about ur project
(19:34:25) Sai Ki.: not able to walk now
(19:35:18) Sai Ki.: anyways i will mail u tomorrow morning and let u know that i will continue or not, dont worry i will inform u at any cost
(19:35:39) Sai Ki.: u there?
(19:35:55) Phil: oki
(19:35:59) Sai Ki.: tell me soon, i am feeling sleepy
(19:36:10) Phil: oki man, maybe its better I find someone else
(19:36:25) Sai Ki.: oh shit
(19:36:34) Sai Ki.: so i will loose this ?
(19:36:50) Sai Ki.: actually pls wait till tomorrow
(19:36:54) Sai Ki.: pls
(19:37:10) Phil: well, you know... whenever I work with someone their mama dies or they hurt themself
(19:59:40) Sai Ki.: Phil, do u think i can work if my knee is severely injured?
(19:59:46) Sai Ki.: can u?
(20:00:24) Phil: yes.... do you use a bicycle to power your computer or what?

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-30-2008, 02:13 AM

I have full time workshop in Bangalore.

pamon · 11-30-2008, 02:13 AM

wow... interesting im there chupachups... his bike hit a cow?

chupachups · 11-30-2008, 02:16 AM

Though Canadian guys (GFY:er) arent always that bright either:

(15:07:37) Phil: (15:06:20) .YOYOYO: ok
(15:06:27) .YOYOYO: you are in uk
(15:06:32) .YOYOYO: you heard of green st hooligans
(15:07:18) Phil: I am in UK?
(15:07:26) .YOYOYO: sweden is uk isnt it

Philippino:

(15:53:35) Phil:
(15:22:36) cjkaaa:
so may i know details about this job?
(15:23:05) me:
yes its homebased - what do you code?
(15:24:15) cjkaaa:
what are available jobs?
(15:24:47) me:
php/ajax/C/vb coding
(15:25:03) cjkaaa:
coding
(15:25:22) cjkaaa:
what about coding?
(15:25:58) me:
programming
(15:26:21) cjkaaa:
like typing job?
(15:26:44) me:
tell me - why did you contact me?
(15:27:27) cjkaaa:
im interested in the job
(15:27:44) cjkaaa:
so i whant to know some info. about this
(15:27:56) me:
yeah, which add are you replying to - the one with "php"?
(15:28:27) cjkaaa:
hhhmmm...
(15:28:42) cjkaaa:
cant recall n what ive seen..
(15:28:54) cjkaaa:
all i remember is coding
(15:29:03) me:
so why are you contacting me if you dont know what job to contact me about?
(15:29:35) cjkaaa:
whats php?

Indian:

(11:36:58) UDIT MISTRY:
whats ur company name ?
(11:37:06) me:
***********
(11:37:34) UDIT MISTRY:
have web page & contact details
(11:38:04) me:
its better you fill in the application form and you get the details
(11:38:51) UDIT MISTRY:
i ask bcz its lot of chitters

Indian again:

(11:16:07) ep: in office its not good to open something that has porn content
(11:16:25) ep: my cubicle mates are there
(11:16:44) ep: is it man to man?

chupachups · 11-30-2008, 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pamon

wow... interesting im there chupachups... his bike hit a cow?

Freight Train I think

11-29-2008, 11:11 AM	#1
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moeloubani Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Ontario Posts: 4,235	before i started in adult i did web design work all through outsourced people from all over the world some very important tips are: if they let you down one time, drop them. these guys will take on 5 jobs when they have time for just 1 and all their jobs will suffer. theyll try guilt trips and stuff out on you but ignore it and find someone who doesnt miss a deadline. get them to repeat what you say to them in their own words, because thats the only way you're going to know if they actually understood you (not in their own language, in their own english words ;) ) these guys are used to bartering so dont be afraid to ask for something simple and pay little for it - but be prepared if you want to add anything on or anything like that to pay extra for it, even if someone else might have included it in the price if you can observe them through like a remote desktop thing thats your best bet to make sure they're working. indians in particular are extremely hard workers - when they're being watched. when they aren't, they can be some of the dumbest and laziest fucks around.

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chupachups Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden/Spain you sum bitch! Posts: 6,576	Indians are NEVER GOOD! (19:25:58) Phil: yo (19:32:15) Sai Ki.: Hi Phil, met with an accident in the evening (19:32:50) Phil: an accident? (19:32:55) Sai Ki.: i started u project but on the way to home and met with an accident, anyways i shall talk to u tomorrow, i need to relax now (19:33:05) Sai Ki.: yes accident (19:33:18) Sai Ki.: i knee got injured (19:33:27) Phil: oki, what kind of accident? will it delay your work? (19:34:13) Sai Ki.: i think so, anyways i spoke to friend of mine, he said he will come down to my place tomorrow morning, i will discuss everythig about ur project (19:34:25) Sai Ki.: not able to walk now (19:35:18) Sai Ki.: anyways i will mail u tomorrow morning and let u know that i will continue or not, dont worry i will inform u at any cost (19:35:39) Sai Ki.: u there? (19:35:55) Phil: oki (19:35:59) Sai Ki.: tell me soon, i am feeling sleepy (19:36:10) Phil: oki man, maybe its better I find someone else (19:36:25) Sai Ki.: oh shit (19:36:34) Sai Ki.: so i will loose this ? (19:36:50) Sai Ki.: actually pls wait till tomorrow (19:36:54) Sai Ki.: pls (19:37:10) Phil: well, you know... whenever I work with someone their mama dies or they hurt themself (19:59:40) Sai Ki.: Phil, do u think i can work if my knee is severely injured? (19:59:46) Sai Ki.: can u? (20:00:24) Phil: yes.... do you use a bicycle to power your computer or what?

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chupachups Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden/Spain you sum bitch! Posts: 6,576	Though Canadian guys (GFY:er) arent always that bright either: (15:07:37) Phil: (15:06:20) .YOYOYO: ok (15:06:27) .YOYOYO: you are in uk (15:06:32) .YOYOYO: you heard of green st hooligans (15:07:18) Phil: I am in UK? (15:07:26) .YOYOYO: sweden is uk isnt it Philippino: (15:53:35) Phil: (15:22:36) cjkaaa: so may i know details about this job? (15:23:05) me: yes its homebased - what do you code? (15:24:15) cjkaaa: what are available jobs? (15:24:47) me: php/ajax/C/vb coding (15:25:03) cjkaaa: coding (15:25:22) cjkaaa: what about coding? (15:25:58) me: programming (15:26:21) cjkaaa: like typing job? (15:26:44) me: tell me - why did you contact me? (15:27:27) cjkaaa: im interested in the job (15:27:44) cjkaaa: so i whant to know some info. about this (15:27:56) me: yeah, which add are you replying to - the one with "php"? (15:28:27) cjkaaa: hhhmmm... (15:28:42) cjkaaa: cant recall n what ive seen.. (15:28:54) cjkaaa: all i remember is coding (15:29:03) me: so why are you contacting me if you dont know what job to contact me about? (15:29:35) cjkaaa: whats php? Indian: (11:36:58) UDIT MISTRY: whats ur company name ? (11:37:06) me: *********** (11:37:34) UDIT MISTRY: have web page & contact details (11:38:04) me: its better you fill in the application form and you get the details (11:38:51) UDIT MISTRY: i ask bcz its lot of chitters Indian again: (11:16:07) ep: in office its not good to open something that has porn content (11:16:25) ep: my cubicle mates are there (11:16:44) ep: is it man to man? Last edited by chupachups; 11-30-2008 at 02:18 AM..