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Any home remidies for ear infections?
My fucking left ear is clogged... killing me... i know its an ear infection... dont want to goto doccccccccccc
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hi
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try some mentos + coke
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Hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
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Almost goners..
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amputation maybe?
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sneezing, farting, and burping at the same time will clear your ear out...
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a hair dryer works great, that link talks about it too
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Excess ear wax?
Pour a little olive oil a few drops and let sit overnight,flush out in the shower the next day
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lots of times a little oil will just loosen it up enough that it quits hurting and your body can get some time to fight off the infection or cold naturally.
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Punching her in the mouth usually works for me ....
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Twat? I cunt hear you, I have an ear infucktion from screwbadiving.
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go to a health food store and get an ear candle
seriously works great
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So Fucking What
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Yes that IS me. Bitch.
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warm milk
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Urine. It's old school I know.
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I get my ears cleaned yearly due to excess wax... and olive oil works.. but if its infected you really shouldn't fuck with it yourself, go to ta DR. Ears are delicate yo.
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I had chronic ear infections as a child, tubes twice, etc. What always helped me is taking a rag, put it in really hot water, ring it out, then fold it up and lay your ear on it. The steam melts the wax and the heat relaxes the muscles.
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Warm olive oil on a cotton ball.
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Delicate but if you clean on a regular basis,you don't have problems.a q tip works good once a week,just don't get the cheap ones,buddy basically had to have his ear sliced off in order to get the broken tip out
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I need a beer
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It must be extra virgin oil too
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