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ScottXXX · 12-08-2008, 03:41 PM

So my wife springs on me last night she wants to try absinthe with me. I'm no prude I've done my fair share of drugs but I haven't done any since 2002 or so... and hallucinigens were never my thing. So I was like wtf... this is random...

So anyways.. anyone ever done it? What was it like? Is the hangover bad?

mvee · 12-08-2008, 03:52 PM

Its all hype. It is like drinking anything else.

CIVMatt · 12-08-2008, 03:53 PM

hyyyyyyyyyype

TeenSluts · 12-08-2008, 03:53 PM

lots of fake absinthe out there

bDok · 12-08-2008, 03:54 PM

yea pretty much... just did some decent stuff in new orleans with my lady. Got a little of a head change. Go ahead and do it. If she thinks she is going to be seeing shit then she is going to be sad when nothing really happens.

MetaMan · 12-08-2008, 03:56 PM

LOL so many of you live a sheltered lifestyle.

nico-t · 12-08-2008, 03:57 PM

in most absinthes the stuff that causes hallucination is such an extremely small amount that it doesnt have effect

Marcus Aurelius · 12-08-2008, 04:33 PM

The shit they sell here in the US isn't gonna do anything to you anyway. So never fear.

MikesTraffic · 12-08-2008, 04:35 PM

just do acid, you'll enjoy yourself more

alexchechs · 12-08-2008, 04:37 PM

I honestly like the taste and experience of drinking it at a good cocktail bar... but I didnt trip or anything. The American stuff is way too safe. But back in my teens I had some in Austria and I tripped a bit... nothing too crazy.

Get a bottle and make a night of it with your lady... or go to a really nice cocktail bar and have them mix you up a little absinthe cocktail...

Alyssah Simone · 12-08-2008, 05:14 PM

The absinthe that you can get nowadays is nothing like what the bohemians and artists in the early 1900's were drinking. If you want a nice experience with a quality absinthe order from http://www.bestabsinthe.com. The two kinds that are available on that site that I believe to be the best are the Nouvelle-Orleans or the Absinthe Edouard. The gentlemen who distills it is a very intelligent and interesting chemist from New Orleans. Years ago he acquired a 100 year old bottle of original absinthe and siphoned it out little by little studying it for a long time trying to recreate the original recipe. After many years and long hard work he now has a distillery in Pontarlier, France. (where it was originally distilled in the early 1900's) I have traveled all over and tried many different absinthes and have heard every fable you can imagine about the subject. Ted Breaux (the gentlemen whom I am speaking about) is definitely a well respected person within the community and is very knowlegable on the subject. I will leave you with a link from the Absinthe Museum in France that explains a bit more about the "effects". While back in the day it may have been stronger and some of these claims could have been true because of the thujone amount in the drink, it's fairly different nowadays. You won't hallucinate. Best you can hope for is getting really hammered but a more aware drunk instead of totally just falling over. Although, you drink enough of anything you are going to pass out.

Be nice to your wife and order some from bestabsinthe to have an experience at least in taste and quality that is based on the original and celebrate this unusual and often misunderstood drink! Good luck! Have fun!

"Got tight last night on Absinthe. Did knife tricks"
-Hemingway

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Bojangles · 12-08-2008, 05:19 PM

Import some.

Thumbking · 12-08-2008, 05:27 PM

I tried real stuff this summer a few times, first of all it burns like a mother fucker AFTER it goes down and does so for about a minute... you don't get all fucking weird or see shit off it, but it is a mild mushroom like buzz... better then mushrooms though cuz its not as intense with all the other mind fucking effects... its quite fun though, gotta make sure it has teh real wormwood shit though... some of the other shit is just that, shit...

great stuff though, let her try it, its nothing crazy and no hang over... it ws the 20 beers after that did that for me

Alyssah Simone · 12-08-2008, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Thumbking

I tried real stuff this summer a few times, first of all it burns like a mother fucker AFTER it goes down and does so for about a minute... you don't get all fucking weird or see shit off it, but it is a mild mushroom like buzz... better then mushrooms though cuz its not as intense with all the other mind fucking effects... its quite fun though, gotta make sure it has teh real wormwood shit though... some of the other shit is just that, shit...

great stuff though, let her try it, its nothing crazy and no hang over... it ws the 20 beers after that did that for me

Hehe that will do it!

Guy sits in a bar all day drinking whatever, has one absinthe before he leaves, goes home, kills his wife and they blame it on the absinthe!

Thumbking · 12-08-2008, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Alyssah Simone

Hehe that will do it!

Guy sits in a bar all day drinking whatever, has one absinthe before he leaves, goes home, kills his wife and they blame it on the absinthe!

Yeah fucking media are douche bags, can't get fuck all right... even a broken fucking watch is right twice a day assholes!

oh yeah forgot to mention too, even though i had the real shit, its not so potent, me and a buddy drank the whole bottle in shots, plus non of the burning sugar shit, just suck it back.. its only to make it smoother does nothing to the effect... I think the bottle said it was good for 4-6ppl @ 2 shots each or something...

cheryl666 · 12-08-2008, 05:59 PM

i think its different for everyone! so yea just give it a go for yourself

matty · 12-08-2008, 06:10 PM

Absynth is a chick drink, ... You'll see what I mean after you try it.

First time I had it was in Delaney's Taproom, New Haven CT
~ Although I dont remember going to sleep that night, I had plenty to drink before the shot of Absynth. The Absynth was more of a nightcap.

Second Time (2 Days in a Row) Burbon St, New Orleanse, LA
~ Night 1, took 1 shot after some beers, just hit me like any other shot.
~ Night 2, took 3 shots in about 1 hour (started dead sober), didnt have any real serious effect on me, got blasted that night and woke up on the floor by my hotel room door.

I dont know if its the Absynth,

, or the binge drinking that takes place before, during and after the Absynth. Its just drinking liquid liquorish.

I also feel that some may play the placebo effect card.

CDSmith · 12-08-2008, 06:11 PM

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

Spunky · 12-08-2008, 06:12 PM

Everything in moderation

Angelina77 · 12-08-2008, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

LOL so many of you live a sheltered lifestyle.

Him? I have to google this! I don't even know what it is

d-null · 12-08-2008, 06:29 PM

Big Red Machine · 12-08-2008, 07:04 PM

I remember Johnny Depp drinking alot of that in "From Hell"

nexxus · 12-08-2008, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by d-null

Haaa, that's ridiculous. As if he reacted like that to Salvia.

pornask · 12-08-2008, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by d-null

fucking fags and their foreplays...

d-null · 12-08-2008, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by nexxus

Haaa, that's ridiculous. As if he reacted like that to Salvia.

do a search on youtube for 'salvia' and you will see a whole bunch of videos like that

HookUPcom · 12-08-2008, 11:52 PM

I drank some over the summer, and took some mushrooms (goo) about 45min after... I recommend that!

Redrob · 12-08-2008, 11:59 PM

Used to mix the Green with Coca-cola and watch the drink turn white as milk in Japan.

After a couple, your mind is fine but the body is really uncoordinated.

edgeprod · 12-09-2008, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by matty

First time I had it was in Delaney's Taproom, New Haven CT

Weird, I used to go there all the time.

HookUPcom · 12-09-2008, 12:10 AM

Oh I'm ordering Salvia... Salvia Dragon... I can't believe I didn't know about it. Right on that looks fun!

JamesK · 12-09-2008, 12:20 AM

If you wanna trip, try shrooms or LSD

Ryan St. Germain · 12-09-2008, 03:28 AM

Most of the stuff that's legal in the US is absolute garbage. The only US legal brand I'd bother with is Lucid, who is made by the same people that are pretty much responsible for the absinthe revival.

Have you ever had Pernod? Pernod was originally absinthe. Now it's just a pastis (absinthe without the wormwood or thujone) like Ricard. It's an anisette liquor, so it's in the same real as Ouzo, only it tastes much better.

Avoid any absinthe from the czech republic. i don't care how much they claim to have made improvement, it's all pretty much the worst thing that I've ever put in my mouth.

If you are going to drink absinthe, it's best that you not go for the cheapest options, because you'll only end up getting the wrong impression about it. If you based your opinion of meat on Spam alone, you'd probably be a vegetarian.

Holly Lez! · 12-09-2008, 03:41 AM

Never tried it but heard all the stories. All my friends just get sleepy and past on it. Get some other stuff and tell her it is Absinthe she won't know lol.. I think it all hype

tranza · 12-09-2008, 04:43 AM

Oh my god, look out the guy that smoke salvie, he was on a trip... hehehe

bobby666 · 12-09-2008, 04:46 AM

the only effect i got from it (it was a 78%) :headache for 12 hours

Sarah_Jayne · 12-09-2008, 04:56 AM

I attempted to try some years ago but disliked the taste so much I only got one sip past my lips.

Ryan St. Germain · 12-09-2008, 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by bobby666

the only effect i got from it (it was a 78%) :headache for 12 hours

If you had it at 78% it wasn't real absinthe. Anything over 68% alcohol and it destroys the chemistry and makes it essentially moonshine. Most absinthe is offered at 33%, 55% or 68%, depending on where it's from and what the acceptable levels of thujone are. If it's real absinthe, it doesn't need to be capable of killing viruses.

DutchTeenCash · 12-09-2008, 05:03 AM

its bitter and nothing special

make sure you get the real one all the fake - mostly american and german - absinthes are just fashion drinks

nico-t · 12-09-2008, 05:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Redrob

Used to mix the Green with Coca-cola and watch the drink turn white as milk in Japan.

yea thats a cool effect, but its undrinkable, tastes like shit... original water & sugar mix is better

HookUPcom · 12-09-2008, 11:54 AM

I like your style darkcircus... Way to know your pleasures.

Twistys Tim · 12-09-2008, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mvee

Its all hype. It is like drinking anything else.

Well Said Mr. Vee -- all hype.

Ryan St. Germain · 12-09-2008, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Twistys Tim

Well Said Mr. Vee -- all hype.

It's not all hype, but unfortunately a lot of misinformation. Oh, and poor quality product flooding a market to cache in on the fact that most people know nothing about it.

_Richard_ · 12-09-2008, 12:32 PM

not much danger with it..

DaddyHalbucks · 12-09-2008, 12:36 PM

Always start off with a small quantity.

HookUPcom · 12-09-2008, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

Always start off with a small quantity.

I say double up and add in a few other things...

woj · 12-09-2008, 05:30 PM

You will need to order it online from over seas, you can't buy the good stuff legally in the US...

12-08-2008, 03:41 PM	#1
ScottXXX Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 102	Wife want to try absinthe... uhm... ok So my wife springs on me last night she wants to try absinthe with me. I'm no prude I've done my fair share of drugs but I haven't done any since 2002 or so... and hallucinigens were never my thing. So I was like wtf... this is random... So anyways.. anyone ever done it? What was it like? Is the hangover bad? __________________ If you have sites with creampie gangbangs, gang bangs, or creampies please submit them to my new site: http://creampiegangbang.org/add.php http://creampiegangbang.org/

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alexchechs Confirmed User Join Date: May 2008 Location: BROOKLYN!!! Posts: 3,474	I honestly like the taste and experience of drinking it at a good cocktail bar... but I didnt trip or anything. The American stuff is way too safe. But back in my teens I had some in Austria and I tripped a bit... nothing too crazy. Get a bottle and make a night of it with your lady... or go to a really nice cocktail bar and have them mix you up a little absinthe cocktail... __________________ Alex Chechs http://thefawnconspiracy.com

12-08-2008, 03:52 PM	#2
mvee Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: sf Posts: 938	Its all hype. It is like drinking anything else.

12-08-2008, 03:53 PM	#4
TeenSluts Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,966	lots of fake absinthe out there

12-08-2008, 03:56 PM	#6
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	LOL so many of you live a sheltered lifestyle.

12-08-2008, 03:57 PM	#7
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	in most absinthes the stuff that causes hallucination is such an extremely small amount that it doesnt have effect

12-08-2008, 04:33 PM	#8
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Alyssah Simone Confirmed User Join Date: May 2008 Location: San Francisco Posts: 168	The absinthe that you can get nowadays is nothing like what the bohemians and artists in the early 1900's were drinking. If you want a nice experience with a quality absinthe order from http://www.bestabsinthe.com. The two kinds that are available on that site that I believe to be the best are the Nouvelle-Orleans or the Absinthe Edouard. The gentlemen who distills it is a very intelligent and interesting chemist from New Orleans. Years ago he acquired a 100 year old bottle of original absinthe and siphoned it out little by little studying it for a long time trying to recreate the original recipe. After many years and long hard work he now has a distillery in Pontarlier, France. (where it was originally distilled in the early 1900's) I have traveled all over and tried many different absinthes and have heard every fable you can imagine about the subject. Ted Breaux (the gentlemen whom I am speaking about) is definitely a well respected person within the community and is very knowlegable on the subject. I will leave you with a link from the Absinthe Museum in France that explains a bit more about the "effects". While back in the day it may have been stronger and some of these claims could have been true because of the thujone amount in the drink, it's fairly different nowadays. You won't hallucinate. Best you can hope for is getting really hammered but a more aware drunk instead of totally just falling over. Although, you drink enough of anything you are going to pass out. Be nice to your wife and order some from bestabsinthe to have an experience at least in taste and quality that is based on the original and celebrate this unusual and often misunderstood drink! Good luck! Have fun! "Got tight last night on Absinthe. Did knife tricks" -Hemingway http://www.oxygenee.com/absinthe-effects.html __________________ See me as Maitresse Madeline: Exclusive Femdom specializing in chastity, cuckolding, foot worship, tease and denial 50% rev share with Dark Circus Cash in beta with mpa3 See Who I Am At AdultWhosWho.com! icq 382292135

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Thumbking Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Canadabis Posts: 1,067	I tried real stuff this summer a few times, first of all it burns like a mother fucker AFTER it goes down and does so for about a minute... you don't get all fucking weird or see shit off it, but it is a mild mushroom like buzz... better then mushrooms though cuz its not as intense with all the other mind fucking effects... its quite fun though, gotta make sure it has teh real wormwood shit though... some of the other shit is just that, shit... great stuff though, let her try it, its nothing crazy and no hang over... it ws the 20 beers after that did that for me

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cheryl666 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: canada Posts: 51	i think its different for everyone! so yea just give it a go for yourself

12-08-2008, 06:10 PM	#17
matty Mining for Porn! Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: New Haven CT Posts: 1,328	Absynth is a chick drink, ... You'll see what I mean after you try it. First time I had it was in Delaney's Taproom, New Haven CT ~ Although I dont remember going to sleep that night, I had plenty to drink before the shot of Absynth. The Absynth was more of a nightcap. Second Time (2 Days in a Row) Burbon St, New Orleanse, LA ~ Night 1, took 1 shot after some beers, just hit me like any other shot. ~ Night 2, took 3 shots in about 1 hour (started dead sober), didnt have any real serious effect on me, got blasted that night and woke up on the floor by my hotel room door. I dont know if its the Absynth, , or the binge drinking that takes place before, during and after the Absynth. Its just drinking liquid liquorish. I also feel that some may play the placebo effect card. __________________ Want to accept Bitcoin (BTC) on your site without any issues? I modestly estimate a 15%-20% boost in conversions. Projects Like These Cost Big $$$, Please Donate: 112BNRe8WiooVBTqDFSLzjBo6Ve1LunViN

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Ryan St. Germain Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,269	Most of the stuff that's legal in the US is absolute garbage. The only US legal brand I'd bother with is Lucid, who is made by the same people that are pretty much responsible for the absinthe revival. Have you ever had Pernod? Pernod was originally absinthe. Now it's just a pastis (absinthe without the wormwood or thujone) like Ricard. It's an anisette liquor, so it's in the same real as Ouzo, only it tastes much better. Avoid any absinthe from the czech republic. i don't care how much they claim to have made improvement, it's all pretty much the worst thing that I've ever put in my mouth. If you are going to drink absinthe, it's best that you not go for the cheapest options, because you'll only end up getting the wrong impression about it. If you based your opinion of meat on Spam alone, you'd probably be a vegetarian.

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