iPorn dumps production head in favor or Porno Dan? - GoFuckYourself.com

calikc · 12-12-2008, 04:25 AM

Yep, it's true. That bumbling clown jester of porn, Porno Dan, has managed to hack his way into another company using his superior backstabbing techniques. Francis Koenig, CEO of Adultvest, has done it again. He has dropped his head of production in favor of Porno Dan. Not only has he given him the keys to the city, he's let him get in good with the Mayor and is now in control of all of the money for iPorn productions for the foreseeable future. It wasn't enough that Koenig has become the most hated man in porn, but he had to add Dan in order to add to his renegade antics on set, which included real assault rifles, guns, and floods of alcohol on his production sets. Apparently, Koenigs former production head wasn't renegade enough for his taste and added Dan to "spice" things up a bit. Currently, with Dan at the helm, he has convinced the Mayor that DVD is the way to the promise land, promising him mega profits via the DVD route. Now we here in internet land know where the road down DVD land ends, don't we. Let's look on the bright side, I'm sure that we will all be treated to more "star" studded parties at that world famous club, Blue Moon Nights, filled with illegal sex shows involving Porno Dan getting his cock sucked surrounded by fans groping the few more popular porn stars that dare to show up, until they are totally overwhelmed and vacate as fast as they came in. Stay tuned iPorn fans, there is sure to be more from these bumbling band of idiots to come.

dav3 · 12-12-2008, 04:56 AM

draaammmmmaaaa

2MuchMark · 12-12-2008, 05:00 AM

Ouch... !!

selena · 12-12-2008, 05:06 AM

Drama for breakfast.

Machete_ · 12-12-2008, 05:16 AM

Porno Dan is a clown - really.
I know I'm Loud, but at least i'm not a loud idiot without a clue like Porno Dan

Porno Dan should team up with Kevin Blatt (or whatever he calls himself now)

Oracle Porn · 12-12-2008, 05:18 AM

i dont know what is this all about but ill park my sig here

candyflip · 12-12-2008, 07:17 AM

Sounds like someone pissed in your Cheerios.

Fletch XXX · 12-12-2008, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

Sounds like someone pissed in your Cheerios.

hey scammer, you scammed people reselling my product and collected money doing so. You owe me money, when do you plan on paying me my $1k?

Grapesoda · 12-12-2008, 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

i dont know what is this all about but ill park my sig here

right the fuck on, with a DP pic

candyflip · 12-12-2008, 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

hey scammer, you scammed people reselling my product and collected money doing so. You owe me money, when do you plan on paying me my $1k?

Like I said, prove your case in court if you think you've got one. If I'm told to pay up, I will.

Otherwise...well, I think you can figure it out for yourself.

Funny over the years it's gone from $150 to $500 to now $1000.

GTS Mark · 12-12-2008, 07:54 AM

Porno Dan is the MAN!!!

Love that guy!! What a character!!!

Fletch XXX · 12-12-2008, 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

Like I said, prove your case in court if you think you've got one. If I'm told to pay up, I will.

Otherwise...well, I think you can figure it out for yourself.

Funny over the years it's gone from $150 to $500 to now $1000.

whats funny is how at least you no longer deny being a scammer, nothing else.

you were busted scamming GFYers reselling my product, and your name will forever be tarnished as a no good scammer you are, you even tried to blame it on your girlfriend at th time, what scum.

Shameless · 12-14-2008, 10:03 PM

Hi Leo!!!!!

baddog · 12-14-2008, 10:06 PM

Waited 1.5 years to make your first post?

Supz · 12-14-2008, 10:08 PM

i think someone might be a little upset

Supz · 12-14-2008, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Waited 1.5 years to make your first post?

you gotta wait till someone really pissed you off to pull out the fake nick

hypedough · 12-14-2008, 10:19 PM

I've never met this Dan dude but I haven't heard good things. Lots of douchey posts on here, including the whole enjoying cooking cum on a skillet.

stickyfingerz · 12-14-2008, 10:23 PM

I like Dan.

Rodrigo-Zango · 12-14-2008, 10:29 PM

we have a very new traffic aggregation for you to try mr. dan.

Don Pueblo · 12-14-2008, 10:34 PM

wow, this iporn thing sure does seem like one massive clusterfuck.
they should hire someone who knows what they're doing to get a
handle on this nightmare as soon as possible.

WWC · 12-14-2008, 10:35 PM

Welcome to GFY .....

Shameless · 12-14-2008, 10:38 PM

Dan is a great guy, he doesnt take himself very seriously. That is why you will never see him even respond to this shit. It always seem's to be people who are sticking up for him. I dont think he would harm a fly. Everyone that I met over at IPORN was & is great (wether they are still there or not). They put together a great team, it will be interesting to see how everything turns out, I wish them the best. I do know this, I did have a very interesting time in Berlin though. Go PolishPrivates.com (lol)

JayAllan · 12-15-2008, 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by calikc

Yep, it's true. That bumbling clown jester of porn, Porno Dan, has managed to hack his way into another company using his superior backstabbing techniques. Francis Koenig, CEO of Adultvest, has done it again. ... he had to add Dan in order to add to his renegade antics on set, which included real assault rifles, guns, and floods of alcohol on his production sets.

So I don't see what the problem is? Sounds like a typical day in the office to me

Dan seems very cool from everything I have seen. You're first post is a hate/drama thread? Not a very good start

JFK · 12-15-2008, 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Waited 1.5 years to make your first post?

takes time to think up a subject that will get views

TheAmericanCannibal · 12-15-2008, 02:18 AM

wow I think for the very first time I am actually offended by something said on this board.

starpimps · 12-15-2008, 02:28 AM

whats iporn..never herd of it

V_RocKs · 12-15-2008, 03:53 PM

Porno Dan for President in 2012!

marcop · 12-15-2008, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bm bradley

right the fuck on, with a DP pic

Hey, Brian, is that Bobbi Starr?

Brad Mitchell · 12-15-2008, 04:40 PM

Dan's a wild guy. I don't think this thread warrents his response... surely, that would get your goat if you were ignored.

Brad

frank7799 · 12-15-2008, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Mitchell

Dan's a wild guy. I don't think this thread warrents his response... surely, that would get your goat if you were ignored.

Brad

I met Dan and the iporn crew in Berlin and yes, Dan was kind of wild and got attention there. But he´s a nice guy and it was a pleasure to meet him and the iporn guys. Ah, and the Czech models they hired, of course...

tony286 · 12-15-2008, 05:12 PM

i wish him the best of luck

Lee Hotti · 12-15-2008, 05:16 PM

i am very hot. much hotter than this dan guy.

Just Mike · 12-15-2008, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

wow I think for the very first time I am actually offended by something said on this board.

Hahaha Now that was funny

TheAmericanCannibal · 12-15-2008, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sexentertain_mike

Hahaha Now that was funny

hahahaha

HorseShit · 12-15-2008, 06:20 PM

whatever

ahoy · 12-15-2008, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hypedough

including the whole enjoying cooking cum on a skillet.

That made me laugh for some reason

Hollywood Horwitz · 12-15-2008, 06:41 PM

lots of porno dan haters out there on GFY, guess I just dont see the point in making it public, I hate tons of people but I'm not telling everyone about it.

Machete_ · 12-15-2008, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollywood Horwitz

lots of porno dan haters out there on GFY, guess I just dont see the point in making it public, I hate tons of people but I'm not telling everyone about it.

pussy

JustDaveXxx · 12-15-2008, 08:18 PM

LOL... I love Dan. He is a charector and a real down to earth person who is way smarter than he lets on.

Dan is very smart and very knowledgeable about what is what online and in the DVD world.

If people dont like you, you are doing somthing right.lol

Ohhh yea, welcome to GFY Leo...lol

xxxjay · 12-15-2008, 08:36 PM

Good for Dan! You can't be mad at that!

calikc · 12-15-2008, 08:54 PM

Yeah Dave, but you know as well as I do what the plan was from the start.

12-12-2008, 04:25 AM	#1
calikc Registered User Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 21	iPorn dumps production head in favor or Porno Dan? Yep, it's true. That bumbling clown jester of porn, Porno Dan, has managed to hack his way into another company using his superior backstabbing techniques. Francis Koenig, CEO of Adultvest, has done it again. He has dropped his head of production in favor of Porno Dan. Not only has he given him the keys to the city, he's let him get in good with the Mayor and is now in control of all of the money for iPorn productions for the foreseeable future. It wasn't enough that Koenig has become the most hated man in porn, but he had to add Dan in order to add to his renegade antics on set, which included real assault rifles, guns, and floods of alcohol on his production sets. Apparently, Koenigs former production head wasn't renegade enough for his taste and added Dan to "spice" things up a bit. Currently, with Dan at the helm, he has convinced the Mayor that DVD is the way to the promise land, promising him mega profits via the DVD route. Now we here in internet land know where the road down DVD land ends, don't we. Let's look on the bright side, I'm sure that we will all be treated to more "star" studded parties at that world famous club, Blue Moon Nights, filled with illegal sex shows involving Porno Dan getting his cock sucked surrounded by fans groping the few more popular porn stars that dare to show up, until they are totally overwhelmed and vacate as fast as they came in. Stay tuned iPorn fans, there is sure to be more from these bumbling band of idiots to come.

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Shameless Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 330	Dan is a great guy, he doesnt take himself very seriously. That is why you will never see him even respond to this shit. It always seem's to be people who are sticking up for him. I dont think he would harm a fly. Everyone that I met over at IPORN was & is great (wether they are still there or not). They put together a great team, it will be interesting to see how everything turns out, I wish them the best. I do know this, I did have a very interesting time in Berlin though. Go PolishPrivates.com (lol) __________________ "Internationally Know & Locally Respected"

12-15-2008, 02:18 AM	#25
TheAmericanCannibal Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 3,085	wow I think for the very first time I am actually offended by something said on this board.

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12-15-2008, 08:54 PM	#41
calikc Registered User Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 21	Yeah Dave, but you know as well as I do what the plan was from the start.