This is how you *design* yes, design, a Douchebag. - GoFuckYourself.com

galleryseek · 01-06-2009, 03:08 AM

I just started a blog where I offer free design related video tutorials.. Since making design tutorials can be so freaking boring and redundant, I wanted to take a more unique approach and cover things differently and hopefully establish something with viral potential..

I'm not exactly sure if what I've done here is just excessively tasteless, entertaining in a dark way, or just plain fucking stupid and not worth watching... So help me out, you be the judge...

http://how.todesignyour.com/blog (it's the latest tutorial on the top). and yeah, lol, that's me playing the role as a douchebag at the beginning.

here is the design that is covered in the vid.

V_RocKs · 01-06-2009, 03:26 AM

I shall read it tomorrow when I am sober.

galleryseek · 01-06-2009, 03:27 AM

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Originally Posted by V_RocKs

I shall read it tomorrow when I am sober.

well there's no reading.. it's a video tutorial.

sarad · 01-06-2009, 03:32 AM

I am watching it now (only 5 minutes in so far) - its quite entertaining and I am actually learning something - so thanks ... not so sure that I will ever have a need for a douchebag design - but then again you never know

I can see this as the sort of video that could easily go viral!

Oracle Porn · 01-06-2009, 03:33 AM

step 1
bg color
new fill layer > solid

galleryseek · 01-06-2009, 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarad

I am watching it now (only 5 minutes in so far) - its quite entertaining and I am actually learning something - so thanks ... not so sure that I will ever have a need for a douchebag design - but then again you never know

I can see this as the sort of video that could easily go viral!

thanks.. the point of course is to learn how it was designed, and if you understand and know how, it will enable you to design thousands of other objects using the same exact process and techniques

Oracle Porn · 01-06-2009, 03:45 AM

i was thinking how great you name your layers too

then 14 mins in the tutorial u start looking around which one is which guessing your way

lolz

galleryseek · 01-06-2009, 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

i was thinking how great you name your layers too

then 14 mins in the tutorial u start looking around which one is which guessing your way

lolz

screw naming layers when I'm trying to get done with a god forsaken tutorial. ;)

Oracle Porn · 01-06-2009, 03:55 AM

btw you can enlarge and reduce the size of the brushes using [ ]

p.s. shit its way too long. nice tutorial though

RedShoe · 01-06-2009, 04:05 AM

Actually. I can show you how to make a douchebag much simpler.

Take a normal human being and add this.

instant douchebag

galleryseek · 01-06-2009, 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe

Actually. I can show you how to make a douchebag much simpler.

Take a normal human being and add this.

instant douchebag

I thought that just made a black person?

gimme-website · 01-06-2009, 04:47 AM

Love it

And your RSS icon is just awesome!

qxm · 01-06-2009, 04:51 AM

looks entertaining... will watch it after I get some work done...

Va2k · 01-06-2009, 05:08 AM

Great tut, make MORE LOL

tranza · 01-06-2009, 06:25 AM

That's really nice..hahaha

nico-t · 01-06-2009, 08:06 AM

nice skills

Jack Sparrow · 01-07-2009, 04:19 AM

AWESOME FUCKIN AWESOME.

Btw. love the "lets see which rubber i wanna use" comment lol

JamesK · 01-07-2009, 04:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe

Actually. I can show you how to make a douchebag much simpler.

Take a normal human being and add this.

instant douchebag

So fucking true

galleryseek · 01-07-2009, 05:43 AM

If you guys would digg it for me, I'd appreciate it ;)

http://digg.com/design/How_to_Design...ebag_Seriously

CaptainHowdy · 01-07-2009, 07:26 AM

Awesome!

candyflip · 01-07-2009, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe

Actually. I can show you how to make a douchebag much simpler.

Take a normal human being and add this.

instant douchebag

We call these people "Bluetards"

John-ACWM · 01-07-2009, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by V_RocKs

I shall read it tomorrow when I am sober.

Take your time

leek · 01-07-2009, 10:09 AM

I liked it. Now just do some using Fireworks instead

candyflip · 01-07-2009, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by leek

I liked it. Now just do some using Fireworks instead

With Photoshop and Illustrator in the same pacakge, people actually still use Fireworks?

leek · 01-07-2009, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

With Photoshop and Illustrator in the same pacakge, people actually still use Fireworks?

I used to use Photoshop for web design until I realized Fireworks is perfect for it where Photoshop falls short.

01-06-2009, 03:08 AM	#1
galleryseek Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 8,234	*This is how you design* yes, design, a Douchebag. I just started a blog where I offer free design related video tutorials.. Since making design tutorials can be so freaking boring and redundant, I wanted to take a more unique approach and cover things differently and hopefully establish something with viral potential.. I'm not exactly sure if what I've done here is just excessively tasteless, entertaining in a dark way, or just plain fucking stupid and not worth watching... So help me out, you be the judge... http://how.todesignyour.com/blog** (it's the latest tutorial on the top). and yeah, lol, that's me playing the role as a douchebag at the beginning. here is the design that is covered in the vid. Last edited by galleryseek; 01-06-2009 at 03:10 AM..

01-06-2009, 03:32 AM	#4
sarad Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 146	I am watching it now (only 5 minutes in so far) - its quite entertaining and I am actually learning something - so thanks ... not so sure that I will ever have a need for a douchebag design - but then again you never know I can see this as the sort of video that could easily go viral! __________________ The day Microsoft makes a product that does not suck will be the day they start making vacuum cleaners.

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01-06-2009, 03:26 AM	#2
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01-06-2009, 05:08 AM	#14
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galleryseek Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 8,234	If you guys would digg it for me, I'd appreciate it ;) http://digg.com/design/How_to_Design...ebag_Seriously

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leek Confirmed User Join Date: May 2008 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 342	I liked it. Now just do some using Fireworks instead