ice storm last night, slid my hummer into a ___________. - GoFuckYourself.com

jaYMan · 12-17-2008, 09:06 AM

Fill in the blank & Ill post pics.

This one is really ironic folks.
;/

Zuzana Designs · 12-17-2008, 09:07 AM

Another Hummer ??

Exotic Gold · 12-17-2008, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaYMan

ice storm last night, slid my hummer into a ___________.

Prius?

Gas station?

Pete-KT · 12-17-2008, 09:08 AM

into a "ditch filled with jello"

StuartD · 12-17-2008, 09:09 AM

chicken?

Was it crossing the road?

Dammit! Now we'll never know why!!!

Sands · 12-17-2008, 09:10 AM

A wormhole, where you time traveled to an alternate reality where dinosaurs ruled the world, and you had to fight the evil Tyranno-king to free the enslaved cavemen and cavewomen?

PorniSteph · 12-17-2008, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaYMan

Fill in the blank & Ill post pics.

This one is really ironic folks.
;/

A big ass pile of salt or rubble they were gonna use on the streets!

Bama · 12-17-2008, 09:21 AM

I know the answer but I won't spoil the fun!

bobby666 · 12-17-2008, 09:27 AM

into a lake ?

brand0n · 12-17-2008, 09:28 AM

a member of xxchurch

SCOOTER · 12-17-2008, 09:29 AM

ice storm last night, slid my hummer into a gas station and filled up for the 3 time in 2 blocks.

natas · 12-17-2008, 09:32 AM

car showroom, where you bought something that didn't make you look like you were in the army?

Slick · 12-17-2008, 09:34 AM

School Bus

Twistys Tim · 12-17-2008, 09:35 AM

ice storm last night, slid my hummer into a global warming convention.

StuartD · 12-17-2008, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slick

School Bus

Wow, that school bus sure is a lot tougher than that hummer.

Fucksakes · 12-17-2008, 09:36 AM

is your hummer white? are you from montreal? if so I drove in your hummer and you dont even know about it hehe

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-17-2008, 09:37 AM

ice storm last night, slid my hummer into a fat bitches ass.

3xTom · 12-17-2008, 09:38 AM

Ummmm Stripper? Hooker? cread head? Dealer?

commonsense · 12-17-2008, 09:38 AM

a Raven?

or

Tom_PM · 12-17-2008, 09:40 AM

One of those Ice machines outside a market?

Triple10Terry · 12-17-2008, 09:41 AM

Hooker??

pornguy · 12-17-2008, 09:41 AM

a police car.

commonsense · 12-17-2008, 09:42 AM

.. an ice cream truck?

DomP_nl · 12-17-2008, 09:44 AM

a giant black hole with rasta's ?

Daddy Big Nuts · 12-17-2008, 09:45 AM

Manger scene in someone's front yard?

LauraLee · 12-17-2008, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exotic Gold

Prius?

Gas station?

LOL. I was going to say a hybrid or a gas station sign.

BradM · 12-17-2008, 09:49 AM

OMG the suspense is killing me tell us alreadyyyyy

jaYMan · 12-17-2008, 09:49 AM

ahaha these are great.

hooker was my fav so far, and somehow strangely closest.

Exotic Gold · 12-17-2008, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LauraLee

LOL. I was going to say a hybrid or a gas station sign.

Funniest thing ever - a few weeks ago I saw a Prius on the side of the freeway and some geeky looking guy walking towards it carrying a gas can.

tranza · 12-17-2008, 09:57 AM

Nobody got it so far???

SykkBoy · 12-17-2008, 09:58 AM

18 year old stripper with daddy issues and a tight body?

cwd · 12-17-2008, 09:59 AM

tranny hooker dressed as Marilyn Monroe who had parked her Prius next to a gas station full of school buses

Sharky · 12-17-2008, 10:07 AM

car driven by raven riley?

Tom_PM · 12-17-2008, 10:10 AM

Snowplow?
Another hummer?
Hooker giving a hummer to a snowplow driver in his snowplow (but his daily driver is a hummer?)?

stickyfingerz · 12-17-2008, 10:12 AM

Salt truck.

Godsmack · 12-17-2008, 10:24 AM

into another Hummer?

Bama · 12-17-2008, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sands

A wormhole, where you time traveled to an alternate reality where dinosaurs ruled the world, and you had to fight the evil Tyranno-king to free the enslaved cavemen and cavewomen?

You know if that were made into a movie - all the cave women would be ugly except for 1 who would fall in love with JaYman and let him into "her cave". There would of course be a cave guy who was in love with the same cavewoman (creating the sub-plot of tension between the two of them).

Cave man prepares to battle it out and rushes at jaYman who, pulls out a Glock and proceeds to plug holes into the guy.

All the cave folk now perceive jaYman as a God....

He'd of course fuck the cavewoman but then give her the brush-off - breaking her heart and time travel back!

Wagerboy · 12-17-2008, 10:36 AM

im going with a plowtruck/icetruck.

JamesK · 12-17-2008, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retox Josh

ice storm last night, slid my hummer into a fat bitches ass.

Anthony · 12-17-2008, 10:42 AM

I'm going with Ice Cream Truck.

Sands · 12-17-2008, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bama

You know if that were made into a movie - all the cave women would be ugly except for 1 who would fall in love with JaYman and let him into "her cave". There would of course be a cave guy who was in love with the same cavewoman (creating the sub-plot of tension between the two of them).

Cave man prepares to battle it out and rushes at jaYman who, pulls out a Glock and proceeds to plug holes into the guy.

All the cave folk now perceive jaYman as a God....

He'd of course fuck the cavewoman but then give her the brush-off - breaking her heart and time travel back!

You, sir, are a visionary and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

jaYMan · 12-17-2008, 11:08 AM

LOL bama wow ;)

Ok, here's the pix, dmg is 5k to the truck, and who knows to the guard rail that surrounds the..... strip club.

I hit a fucking strip club, and if that rail wasn't there, head on at 25mph in a 4 ton truck (guesssing) woulda put me through the wall and on center stage.

The alignment is whacked, frame is an inch or so off on drivers side, and the lower bumper is bent up, plus the grill peice is popped off.

;/

Now time to dick aroud with insurance companies. Black ice is a bitch. I got lucky.

_Richard_ · 12-17-2008, 11:09 AM

a snake shop!

jaYMan · 12-17-2008, 11:10 AM

And I WASNT going to the strip club, theres apartments BEHIND the club I was going to.

LeRoy · 12-17-2008, 11:12 AM

You hit a strip club? Thats crazy and funny at the same time.

Lucky it wasn't to bad. Those hummers are safe.

Pornopat · 12-17-2008, 11:19 AM

Somehow I knew it was a stripclub. You always make quite an entrance.

marketsmart · 12-17-2008, 11:41 AM

chris rock is a liar, there is sex in the champagne room...

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