Non-alcoholic Vodka - GoFuckYourself.com

firecracker · 12-17-2008, 10:21 AM

Here it is: non-alcoholic vodka, the most useless product in the world. More useless than the shoe horn, the WNBA, or the Shamwow (trust me, I bought one).

There's only two demographics this product can be made for: Ex-alcoholics who aren't supposed to drink anymore but just love the flavor of rubbing alcohol, and children of current alcoholics who need a starter cocktail to prepare their palates for future vodka shots. And something tells me those two sectors of the population aren't large enough to make this a profitable product

hjnet · 12-17-2008, 11:47 AM

That's just sick, disgusting and perverted

But non alkoholic Beer works too, so maybe....?

How about the non pornographic Porn Site? New Niche?

Zuzana Designs · 12-17-2008, 11:48 AM

do people really like the taste of vodka ??

marketsmart · 12-17-2008, 11:52 AM

that was for an art project, its not real...

HomerSimpson · 12-17-2008, 11:58 AM

well is it simply called water or...
(vodka) flavored water...

PR|Jordan · 12-17-2008, 11:59 AM

OK - I am going to make this for real... Sell it at under 21 bars so you can order a full range of alcoholic drinks with no real alcohol. Its going to be water and food coloring!

The Duck · 12-17-2008, 12:03 PM

Vodka taste is not very enjoyable.

spunky99 · 12-17-2008, 12:29 PM

that would be a good bottle to have in your liquor cabinet, would probably confuse alot of people

tigermtb · 12-17-2008, 12:34 PM

If it were real.. what's the point? Vodka isn't supposed to have a "flavour"

Chicks Delivery · 12-17-2008, 12:37 PM

What is the point of a VODKA with no alcohol?!?!?!?!

andy83 · 12-17-2008, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hjnet

That's just sick, disgusting and perverted

But non alkoholic Beer works too, so maybe....?

How about the non pornographic Porn Site? New Niche?

i like the non pornographic porn site.

shimmy · 12-17-2008, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by firecracker

Here it is: non-alcoholic vodka, the most useless product in the world. More useless than the shoe horn, the WNBA, or the Shamwow (trust me, I bought one).

I find my shoe horn useful

baddog · 12-17-2008, 01:31 PM

Shoehorns are quite useful. I own several and use them a few times a year.

12-17-2008, 10:21 AM	#1
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