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MarksAdult · 12-17-2008, 05:44 PM

Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!"
And so they did.
As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!"
And the woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!"

Va2k · 12-17-2008, 05:45 PM

Damn ya really trying to whore ya self out arent ya lol!! Good luck dewd.

baddog · 12-17-2008, 06:01 PM

and no portfolio? Does that mean you have never designed a banner or tour before?

MarksAdult · 12-17-2008, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

and no portfolio? Does that mean you have never designed a banner or tour before?

Been working for someone else since 2004, and now i'm trying to start something on my own.
So, i'm building a portfolio at the moment.

And yes, i have designed around 900 banners and 150+ tours.

tony286 · 12-17-2008, 08:11 PM

Jesus is walking pass his fathers carpentry shop. Father you called? No I just hit my hand.

12-17-2008, 05:44 PM	#1
MarksAdult Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 217	Joke marathon! Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!" And so they did. As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!" And the woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!"

12-17-2008, 05:45 PM	#2
Va2k I’m still alive barley. Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Va Posts: 10,060	Damn ya really trying to whore ya self out arent ya lol!! Good luck dewd. __________________

12-17-2008, 06:01 PM	#3
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,090	and no portfolio? Does that mean you have never designed a banner or tour before?

12-17-2008, 08:11 PM	#5
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	Jesus is walking pass his fathers carpentry shop. Father you called? No I just hit my hand.