Is it legal to wear a bullet proof vest? - GoFuckYourself.com

MetaMan · 12-17-2008, 10:29 PM

is it legal to wear a bullet proof vest?
who wears one?

who is keeping it gangsta?

beerptrol · 12-17-2008, 10:33 PM

I don't wear one, after all it only takes a head shot

MetaMan · 12-17-2008, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol

I don't wear one, after all it only takes a head shot

ya thanks captain obvious,

because everyone walking around is a fucking sniper.

get your head out of your ass. i know you may find the smell of your own ass interesting but i suggest smelling your boyfriends cock next time you are interested and stop wasting my fucking time.

d-null · 12-17-2008, 10:35 PM

are you asking about Canada or U.S.A. or somewhere else?

2012 · 12-17-2008, 10:36 PM

I wear a diamond studded cup

MetaMan · 12-17-2008, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by d-null

are you asking about Canada or U.S.A. or somewhere else?

CANADA specifically but i am always interested in international laws.

tony286 · 12-17-2008, 10:37 PM

i cant see it being illegal

WarChild · 12-17-2008, 10:37 PM

You should be able to wear body armour, no problem.

Of course, one day with enough training you might be hard as fuck like me. Then you won't need it. Keep working at it.

DaddyHalbucks · 12-17-2008, 10:38 PM

Why the heck would you need to?

MetaMan · 12-17-2008, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

You should be able to wear body armour, no problem.

Of course, one day with enough training you might be hard as fuck like me. Then you won't need it. Keep working at it.

how bad does it look under clothes? i am wondering if it is super bulky or is there slim fitting armor now?

i do not want it to be obvious.

MetaMan · 12-17-2008, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

Why the heck would you need to?

why the fuck do you care about my business wtf are you a lonely housewife? suck on a fucking cock, man you people are fucking idiots.

WarChild · 12-17-2008, 10:40 PM

It's fairly slim fitting. You can conceal it under a bulky jacket easily. Not so much under a t-shirt.

TheDoc · 12-17-2008, 10:42 PM

I have seen U.S. vets with flak jackets on, I guess some could have been vests for all I know. Only problem I could see is some have armor plates in them. But a normal kevlar jacket or one of those dragon skin ones should be legal in both Countries to walk around and look buff in.

VIPimp · 12-17-2008, 10:44 PM

I dont leave home without wearing one.

d-null · 12-17-2008, 10:44 PM

straight from wikipedia :P

"[edit] Legality

Body armor is legal in most countries, one exception being Australia, where body armor has been prohibited for some time.[46] The late 19th century Australian outlaw and folk hero Ned Kelly is famous for his iconic home-made armor, which he used with mixed results. While the steel armor worn by Kelly defeated the soft lead, low velocity bullets fired by police Martini-Henry rifles, it greatly restricted his movement.

United States law restricts possession of body armor for convicted violent felons. Many US states also have penalties for possession or use of body armor by felons. In February 1999, the late Russell Jones a.k.a. "Ol' Dirty Bastard" was arrested in California for possession of body armor by a convicted felon. In other states, such as Kentucky, possession is not prohibited, but probation or parole is denied for a person convicted of certain violent crimes while wearing body armor and carrying a deadly weapon.

Canadian legislation makes it legal to wear and to purchase body armor such as ballistic vests. However, there are current proposals to the legislation to make it illegal to wear such body armor during the commission of a criminal offense"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulletproof_vest

MetaMan · 12-17-2008, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc

I have seen U.S. vets with flak jackets on, I guess some could have been vests for all I know. Only problem I could see is some have armor plates in them. But a normal kevlar jacket or one of those dragon skin ones should be legal in both Countries to walk around and look buff in.

great info thanks!

dragon skin may be what i am interested in.

WarChild · 12-17-2008, 10:46 PM

I developed a new training technique that I can teach you to do the following in about 8 weeks.

I don't want to give away too much info here, because you know how GFYers are ... Someone will surely steal the formula and claim they came up with it.

The basic run down is this. For 6 weeks you taking an increasing dose of a special cocktail I mix up. It's basically Anabolic Steroids, Malt Liquor, PCP and fried chicken fat.

After the 6 week preperation period, you take the higher learning formula. This is really the key. The first 6 weeks was preperation for your body. Now we put you in the learning state. This formula currently contains, but is not limited to, DMT, LSD, MMDA and Mushrooms. After 5 continous days of this preperation you are finally ready to learn.

I can't tell you anymore really but we do guarantee that after finishing the 8 week course, you'll never be worried about bullets again.

MetaMan · 12-17-2008, 10:47 PM

how about getting shanked dude?

NickB. · 12-17-2008, 10:47 PM

yeah under a thick jacket im sure no one notices - I cant imagine it being illegal

beerptrol · 12-17-2008, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

ya thanks captain obvious,

because everyone walking around is a fucking sniper.

get your head out of your ass. i know you may find the smell of your own ass interesting but i suggest smelling your boyfriends cock next time you are interested and stop wasting my fucking time.

Lets see fucktard

you come to a public adult webmasters board to ask. Either you're to lazy to google and look for an answer or to stupid to call your local police station.

MetaMan · 12-17-2008, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol

Lets see fucktard

you come to a public adult webmasters board to ask.

thanks captain fucking obvious you sure are just a jar of great info waiting to be opened arent you?

ya i am gonna call the police and bother them with my simple question.

the police phone line is like a hotline reserved for you and your wifes domestic disputes i wouldnt want to tie it up.

Cyandin · 12-17-2008, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

I developed a new training technique that I can teach you to do the following in about 8 weeks.

I don't want to give away too much info here, because you know how GFYers are ... Someone will surely steal the formula and claim they came up with it.

The basic run down is this. For 6 weeks you taking an increasing dose of a special cocktail I mix up. It's basically Anabolic Steroids, Malt Liquor, PCP and fried chicken fat.

After the 6 week preperation period, you take the higher learning formula. This is really the key. The first 6 weeks was preperation for your body. Now we put you in the learning state. This formula currently contains, but is not limited to, DMT, LSD, MMDA and Mushrooms. After 5 continous days of this preperation you are finally ready to learn.

I can't tell you anymore really but we do guarantee that after finishing the 8 week course, you'll never be worried about bullets again.

Where do I sign up?

WarChild · 12-17-2008, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyandin

Where do I sign up?

Red pill or blue pill?

Cyandin · 12-17-2008, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Red pill or blue pill?

Red, always red.

WarChild · 12-17-2008, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyandin

Red, always red.

No, the answer is always both and then ask what else is available.

Cyandin · 12-17-2008, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

No, the answer is always both and then ask what else is available.

That's always been my philosophy with alcohol.

EDIT: I bet some apply that to sexual encounters also, lol.

Zorgman · 12-18-2008, 12:14 AM

Whats a vest cost these days?

nico-t · 12-18-2008, 08:01 AM

iz you like fiddy in yo crib chillin' with kevlar? G shit respected.

Cyandin · 12-18-2008, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

iz you like fiddy in yo crib chillin' with kevlar? G shit respected.

When you're that big of a faggot ass wannabe rapper, you gotta have protection.

12-17-2008, 10:29 PM	#1
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WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	You should be able to wear body armour, no problem. Of course, one day with enough training you might be hard as fuck like me. Then you won't need it. Keep working at it. __________________ .

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	i cant see it being illegal

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WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	It's fairly slim fitting. You can conceal it under a bulky jacket easily. Not so much under a t-shirt. __________________ .

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TheDoc Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Currently Incognito Posts: 13,827	I have seen U.S. vets with flak jackets on, I guess some could have been vests for all I know. Only problem I could see is some have armor plates in them. But a normal kevlar jacket or one of those dragon skin ones should be legal in both Countries to walk around and look buff in. __________________ ~TheDoc - ICQ7765825 It's all disambiguation

12-17-2008, 10:44 PM	#14
VIPimp Marina WILL have my babies! Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 9,234	I dont leave home without wearing one.

12-17-2008, 10:46 PM	#17
WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	I developed a new training technique that I can teach you to do the following in about 8 weeks. I don't want to give away too much info here, because you know how GFYers are ... Someone will surely steal the formula and claim they came up with it. The basic run down is this. For 6 weeks you taking an increasing dose of a special cocktail I mix up. It's basically Anabolic Steroids, Malt Liquor, PCP and fried chicken fat. After the 6 week preperation period, you take the higher learning formula. This is really the key. The first 6 weeks was preperation for your body. Now we put you in the learning state. This formula currently contains, but is not limited to, DMT, LSD, MMDA and Mushrooms. After 5 continous days of this preperation you are finally ready to learn. I can't tell you anymore really but we do guarantee that after finishing the 8 week course, you'll never be worried about bullets again. __________________ .

12-17-2008, 10:47 PM	#18
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	how about getting shanked dude?

12-17-2008, 10:47 PM	#19
NickB. Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 8,855	yeah under a thick jacket im sure no one notices - I cant imagine it being illegal

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Zorgman Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 6,103	Whats a vest cost these days? __________________ ---

12-18-2008, 08:01 AM	#28
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	iz you like fiddy in yo crib chillin' with kevlar? G shit respected.