Why are people such douchebags while waiting in line? - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

Daddy Big Nuts · 12-18-2008, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

means: he was second in line

Good one....

beerptrol · 12-18-2008, 08:58 PM

Some people are just natural douchebags. This last weekend I volunteered for the Holiday Bureau who were giving out food and toys at the local church. With the need being greater this year they focused more on giving out food. This lady had a cow because each of her kids could only pick out 2 toys each.She wasn't there for the food, she was there to get toys for her kids. She went on and on, so I finally walked up to her while her kids were picking out toys and said, "You greedy bitch! There are familys out there who have nothing! If it means so much to you that your kids have toys, then go down to the local truck stops and sell your fat ass to the truckers!"
She was white by the way.

bronco67 · 12-18-2008, 09:40 PM

Even though I'm just as perturbed as the other folks in line, I try not to commiserate with the random douchebag who thinks the world revolves around him(or her). I just smile and say nothing, thinking "I can't wait until I never have to hear your fucking whiney little mouth again."

spacedog · 12-18-2008, 09:55 PM

I'm one of those douchebags.. I have absolutely no patience or tolerance for stupidity and slow brain activity.. Just scan my shit, take my fucking money and get me the fuck out of there...

Spunky · 12-18-2008, 09:57 PM

I would whip out the lil baboski next time

96ukssob · 12-19-2008, 01:48 AM

i hate going out and dealing with people around this time. everyone must double up on stupid pills before going out, especially the old people.

i couldnt imagine having to deal with people like that all day, id go nuts

V_RocKs · 12-19-2008, 02:01 AM

You lead a hard life!

John-ACWM · 12-19-2008, 07:20 AM

They are and can't realise why...

BVF · 12-19-2008, 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

So line is long (like my cock)

So basically this incident all happened within the span of 0.5 seconds?

12-18-2008, 08:58 PM	#52
beerptrol Confirmed Asshole Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Half way between sobriety and fubar. Posts: 12,722	Some people are just natural douchebags. This last weekend I volunteered for the Holiday Bureau who were giving out food and toys at the local church. With the need being greater this year they focused more on giving out food. This lady had a cow because each of her kids could only pick out 2 toys each.She wasn't there for the food, she was there to get toys for her kids. She went on and on, so I finally walked up to her while her kids were picking out toys and said, "You greedy bitch! There are familys out there who have nothing! If it means so much to you that your kids have toys, then go down to the local truck stops and sell your fat ass to the truckers!" She was white by the way. __________________ “If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.” -- Ulysses S. Grant Last edited by beerptrol; 12-18-2008 at 09:03 PM..

12-18-2008, 09:40 PM	#53
bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,032	Even though I'm just as perturbed as the other folks in line, I try not to commiserate with the random douchebag who thinks the world revolves around him(or her). I just smile and say nothing, thinking "I can't wait until I never have to hear your fucking whiney little mouth again." __________________

12-18-2008, 09:57 PM	#55
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12-19-2008, 01:48 AM	#56
96ukssob So Fucking Banananananas Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: If I was in your ass you'd know it Posts: 12,991	i hate going out and dealing with people around this time. everyone must double up on stupid pills before going out, especially the old people. i couldnt imagine having to deal with people like that all day, id go nuts __________________ Email: Clicky on Me

12-19-2008, 07:20 AM	#58
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12-18-2008, 09:55 PM	#54
spacedog Yes that IS me. Bitch. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 14,149	I'm one of those douchebags.. I have absolutely no patience or tolerance for stupidity and slow brain activity.. Just scan my shit, take my fucking money and get me the fuck out of there...

12-19-2008, 02:01 AM	#57
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,406	You lead a hard life!