Top 10 Reasons Why I Am Happy To Have a Small Cock - GoFuckYourself.com

Porno Dan · 12-29-2008, 04:55 PM

1. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

2. It?s easy for girls to deep throat you

3. You can get hard right after you cum because it doesn?t take as much blood to get hard again

4. Never having to hear, ?Keep that thing away from me!?

5. It?s so non-threatening that every girl wants to touch it

6. TheLittlePenisThatCould.com

7. Girls ask me to see it

8. Don?t have to worry about it slapping against you when you run

9. It doesn?t get caught in your zipper when zip your jeans up real fast

10. Because it?s mine

leroytrolley · 12-29-2008, 04:57 PM

amen to you brother

munki · 12-29-2008, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan

1. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

2. It?s easy for girls to deep throat you

3. You can get hard right after you cum because it doesn?t take as much blood to get hard again

4. Never having to hear, ?Keep that thing away from me!?

5. It?s so non-threatening that every girl wants to touch it

6. TheLittlePenisThatCould.com

7. Girls ask me to see it

8. Don?t have to worry about it slapping against you when you run

9. It doesn?t get caught in your zipper when zip your jeans up real fast

10. Because it?s mine

1. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

2. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

3. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

4. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

5. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

6. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

7. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

8. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

9. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

10. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

CarlosTheGaucho · 12-29-2008, 04:59 PM

Fuck you!

Scott McD · 12-29-2008, 05:00 PM

Who cares if they object ? You do it anyway.

PXN · 12-29-2008, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan

7. Girls ask me to see it

Are you saying u told them u have a small cock and they ask to see it? If so, did they use a magnify glass to find it?

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-29-2008, 05:06 PM

My reason is this:

"you can't get to england in a row boat"

No you can't but you can in a big speed boat... but would you rather get there quickly or take the row boat and enjoy the ride?

CamTraffic · 12-29-2008, 05:06 PM

i am happy with my large cock thank you

Super Negro · 12-29-2008, 05:11 PM

2 more reasons

11. When you sit down there is no worry of injury
12. When you pee while taking a shit there is no worry of your cock head bobbing for poop in the toilet water

Bama · 12-29-2008, 05:12 PM

11. It doesn't dip into the toilet water when taking a shit!

bloggerz · 12-29-2008, 05:14 PM

lol great reasons

papill0n · 12-29-2008, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Super Negro

12. When you pee while taking a shit there is no worry of your cock head bobbing for poop in the toilet water

Super Negro · 12-29-2008, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bama

11. It doesn't dip into the toilet water when taking a shit!

way to read the entire thread shit stain

clickyclick · 12-29-2008, 05:23 PM

Can I see your cock?

The Duck · 12-29-2008, 05:24 PM

From what I can tell its not that small is it!

munki · 12-29-2008, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Super Negro

way to read the entire thread shit stain

I call it as forgivable... 1 minute apart...

Somebody poop in the old cocoa puffs?

stickyfingerz · 12-29-2008, 05:25 PM

Im glad I don't need any reasons to be happy with one. lol

Overload · 12-29-2008, 05:26 PM

crap ... i love it being as is ... 7.36 long at 1.85 diameter ...
ok, i must admit ... it IS very hard to insert in a girls ass 8)
its not always fun to be above average lol ... fuck :D

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-29-2008, 05:28 PM

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johnuno11 · 12-29-2008, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan

1. Girls don?t object when you stick it in their ass

2. It?s easy for girls to deep throat you

3. You can get hard right after you cum because it doesn?t take as much blood to get hard again

4. Never having to hear, ?Keep that thing away from me!?

5. It?s so non-threatening that every girl wants to touch it

6. TheLittlePenisThatCould.com

7. Girls ask me to see it

8. Don?t have to worry about it slapping against you when you run

9. It doesn?t get caught in your zipper when zip your jeans up real fast

10. Because it?s mine

This is a great thread to make people with small cocks feel better about themselves. But in reality girls love big cocks and it must suck to have a small cock but you people that aren't hung can be foolish and believe this shit.

Super Negro · 12-29-2008, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnuno11

This is a great thread to make people with small cocks feel better about themselves. But in reality girls love big cocks and it must suck to have a small cock but you people that aren't hung can be foolish and believe this shit.

speaking of foolish, did you know that majority of girls LOVE a guy to have a HUGE and EXPENSIVE car...not to mention they LOVE guys to have muscles that are bigger than the total size of the girl....oh, and they LOVE when guys call their muscles their GUNS and KISS THEM!!!

your post shows that you have no knowledge of what girls like or dislike, only shit you think you know so you can appease yourself before walking out of a club with a drunk slut that you plan to date rape that night

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-29-2008, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Super Negro

way to read the entire thread shit stain

Way to notice he was probably writing his reply when you posted yours, dumb nig.

SomeCreep · 12-29-2008, 06:41 PM

Smut · 12-29-2008, 06:43 PM

Good for you! You should start a club, so us Non-Members can point and laugh.

Kard63 · 12-29-2008, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Super Negro

way to read the entire thread shit stain

you are a cum stain

HorseShit · 12-29-2008, 06:52 PM

I've never tried sticking it in their ass while they were awake

Donfoolio · 12-29-2008, 06:55 PM

haha funny shit tho I disagree on 5, 7, an 9. girls want to touch big ones more and girls ask to see it big more and I don't wear tight pants.

Cash · 12-29-2008, 06:56 PM

haha, you got a point, porno dan

Porno Dan · 12-29-2008, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdavis

I've never tried sticking it in their ass while they were awake

Now that is funny!

Farang · 12-29-2008, 08:41 PM

Good for you

hypedough · 12-29-2008, 08:42 PM

You have more estrogen so you're more emotional thus enjoy partaking in super homoerotic activities. Explains all the public BJs from any whore who will open her mouth.

Rui · 12-29-2008, 08:45 PM

Just how small is it (cause some of your points are borderline scary haha)?

woj · 12-29-2008, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep

JFK · 12-29-2008, 09:03 PM

ROCK ON DAN, you get more pussy, than all your critiques put together

baddog · 12-29-2008, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Super Negro

way to read the entire thread shit stain

You are a super negro? Please tell me Obama is smarter than you.

dooglas · 12-29-2008, 09:26 PM

I feel you Dan! There is nothing you can't do with a small cock!

Donfoolio · 12-29-2008, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Super Negro

speaking of foolish, did you know that majority of girls LOVE a guy to have a HUGE and EXPENSIVE car...not to mention they LOVE guys to have muscles that are bigger than the total size of the girl....oh, and they LOVE when guys call their muscles their GUNS and KISS THEM!!!

your post shows that you have no knowledge of what girls like or dislike, only shit you think you know so you can appease yourself before walking out of a club with a drunk slut that you plan to date rape that night

oint joint alert! oint joint alert!

Imortyl Pussycat · 12-29-2008, 09:51 PM

love this thread Dano

mynameisjim · 12-29-2008, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnuno11

This is a great thread to make people with small cocks feel better about themselves. But in reality girls love big cocks and it must suck to have a small cock but you people that aren't hung can be foolish and believe this shit.

Oh, I get it. You're claiming to have big cock, right?

Very clever.

mmcfadden · 12-29-2008, 11:21 PM

This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex.

"Doc, I think my dick is just too damn small," he says.

The doctor asks him which drink he prefers.

Well, American beer," he replies quite bemused.

"Aaaahhh. There's your problem, it shrinks things, those silly American beers.. you should try drinking Guinness.

That makes things grow."

Two months later the chap returns to the doctor with a big smile on his face.

He shakes the doctor by the hand and thanks him.

"I take it you now drink Guinness?" asked the doctor.

"Oh no, Doc," replies the man, "but I've got the wife on American beer!"

c-lo · 12-29-2008, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bama

11. It doesn't dip into the toilet water when taking a shit!

Or the inside of the bowl...

That is probably the best reason to be happy with a small cock.

munki · 12-29-2008, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dooglas

I feel you Dan! There is nothing you can't do with a small cock!

Satisfy a woman???

Iron Fist · 12-29-2008, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-30-2008, 12:24 AM

Thank goodness for Porno Dan, the chicks have always dug him first and foremost for his charming and incredible wit and wisdom, instead of something as superficial as the Vienna size of his wiener (hey, many people like cocktails).

Hang in there "big" guy, well, you know what I mean...

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xxxjay · 12-30-2008, 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan

8. Don?t have to worry about it slapping against you when you run

You run???

Robbie · 12-30-2008, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hypedough

You have more estrogen so you're more emotional thus enjoy partaking in super homoerotic activities. Explains all the public BJs from any whore who will open her mouth.

Huh?

Getting blowjob from random whore = Homo?

Does not compute...

Porno Dan · 12-30-2008, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

You run???

There are times when I am required to run to the bar to buy a shot of Jager when I hear the two words I fear most - "Last Call"

doridori · 12-30-2008, 01:18 AM

i think its clear. the prime advantage is

It doesn't dip into the toilet water when taking a shit and catch some horrible disease.

Robbie · 12-30-2008, 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan

There are times when I am required to run to the bar to buy a shot of Jager when I hear the two words I fear most - "Last Call"

What day are you getting to town? First day of AEE?

Undisputed1 · 12-30-2008, 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retox Josh

Way to notice he was probably writing his reply when you posted yours, dumb nig.

im 100% sure he's not black dumb fuck

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doridori So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Canadia Posts: 2,222	i think its clear. the prime advantage is It doesn't dip into the toilet water when taking a shit and catch some horrible disease.