My girlfriend just asked me to marry her... - GoFuckYourself.com

Libertine · 12-30-2008, 05:15 PM

...on MSN.

What the hell? Who the fuck asks a question like that on MSN?

Fucksakes · 12-30-2008, 05:18 PM

maybe it was a hint your on the computer too much.. the only way she can get to ya.

After Shock Media · 12-30-2008, 05:18 PM

Ya that is definitely a question for yahoo, whats up with that?

D Ghost · 12-30-2008, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Ya that is definitely a question for yahoo, whats up with that?

ROFLMAO

firecracker · 12-30-2008, 05:19 PM

Did you answer her?

polish_aristocrat · 12-30-2008, 05:22 PM

the same Asian chick you had last year? I guess no

Jarmusch · 12-30-2008, 05:24 PM

Have you been with her yet?

testpie · 12-30-2008, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Ya that is definitely a question for yahoo, whats up with that?

Just be thankful she used MSN instead of Yahoo Answers.

Tube Ace · 12-30-2008, 05:28 PM

at least meet her in person first before you decide.

Libertine · 12-30-2008, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

the same Asian chick you had last year? I guess no

No, this is the new no-sex-before-marriage asian/latina mix. I suspect she's getting sick of the "no sex" part of "no sex before marriage". What she doesn't know is that I already solved that part without her

RuthB · 12-30-2008, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Libertine

No, this is the new no-sex-before-marriage asian/latina mix. I suspect she's getting sick of the "no sex" part of "no sex before marriage". What she doesn't know is that I already solved that part without her

lol you dirty dawg

kane · 12-30-2008, 05:32 PM

Ask Jeeves if you should say yes.

brassmonkey · 12-30-2008, 05:33 PM

oh my damn fuck that say no lol

skrinkladoo · 12-30-2008, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Tube Ace

at least meet her in person first before you decide.

Thats funny!

If you know her (in person) which i assume you do. Then stall out ... If you didnt understand, i can repeat STALL. My advice would be live with her for 3 years if you still want to get married, live with her for 3 more years (repeat).

I have been divorced and now remarried. Unless your the kind of guy who believes in "the one", and you know (not think) she is the same type - avoid.

Marriage is not a requirement for a solid, faithful, loving relationship. Marriage serves to validate children in morality. Marriage serves to yield a deduction, or tax benefits. Marriage does not serve to "stay in love", at least not by default.

My source: Life and statistics.

Good Luck.

P.S. - I'am happy in my marriage, but not everyday.

testpie · 12-30-2008, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by kane

Ask Jeeves if you should say yes.

According to Jeeves, not unless you're related:

count of monte cristo · 12-30-2008, 05:38 PM

that sucks, at least it did when it happened to me and i didnt have a good answer

brassmonkey · 12-30-2008, 05:47 PM

two words "fiddy percent" remember dat

JamesK · 12-30-2008, 05:49 PM

Fuck that shit.

Libertine · 12-30-2008, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by skrinkladoo

Thats funny!

If you know her (in person) which i assume you do. Then stall out ... If you didnt understand, i can repeat STALL. My advice would be live with her for 3 years if you still want to get married, live with her for 3 more years (repeat).

I have been divorced and now remarried. Unless your the kind of guy who believes in "the one", and you know (not think) she is the same type - avoid.

Marriage is not a requirement for a solid, faithful, loving relationship. Marriage serves to validate children in morality. Marriage serves to yield a deduction, or tax benefits. Marriage does not serve to "stay in love", at least not by default.

My source: Life and statistics.

Good Luck.

P.S. - I'am happy in my marriage, but not everyday.

Too late to stall now...

I have until May to screw this up. On the bright side, I'm as great at screwing up relationships as I am bad at saying "no".

Imortyl Pussycat · 12-30-2008, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Ya that is definitely a question for yahoo, whats up with that?

O.M.F.G. you kill me!!!

hope i see you and the mrs. in vegas

Jarmusch · 12-30-2008, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by JamesK

Fuck that shit.

That would be a great answer. :D

HorseShit · 12-30-2008, 06:11 PM

david ftw

JamesK · 12-30-2008, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Libertine

I have until May to screw this up.

Holy shit, so you actually said yes to a MSN proposal?

96ukssob · 12-30-2008, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Fucksakes

maybe it was a hint your on the computer too much.. the only way she can get to ya.

for sure.

my gf IMs me now instead of talking to me, even when she is 5 feet away. kind of makes life a lot better honstly

Libertine · 12-30-2008, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by JamesK

Holy shit, so you actually said yes to a MSN proposal?

She tricked me with words

First, she made me feel guilty about forgetting her birthday a while back, then she asked if I really loved her, and then if I would marry her. I thought it was a hypothetical question, and called her bluff. Turns out, she wasn't bluffing, and about 5 minutes later, she'd set a date.

Women confuse me

Hank_Heartland · 12-30-2008, 06:24 PM

I got to see a pic of this chick

Sosa · 12-30-2008, 06:28 PM

Sorry about my bot

PR|Jordan · 12-30-2008, 06:42 PM

I know who wears the digital pants here

jmcb420 · 12-30-2008, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Libertine

She tricked me with words

Thats fucking priceless.

CaptainHowdy · 12-30-2008, 07:16 PM

I believe that most people are being actually themselves online so I'd take her proposition quite seriously by marrying her... ONLINE!

polish_aristocrat · 12-30-2008, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Libertine

She tricked me with words

First, she made me feel guilty about forgetting her birthday a while back, then she asked if I really loved her, and then if I would marry her. I thought it was a hypothetical question, and called her bluff. Turns out, she wasn't bluffing, and about 5 minutes later, she'd set a date.

Women confuse me

make a honeymoon sex video and cash in on the marriage

SomeCreep · 12-30-2008, 07:17 PM

oh, i get high with a little help from my friends.

polish_aristocrat · 12-30-2008, 07:18 PM

did she use any smileys? maybe she was just kidding

Violetta · 12-30-2008, 07:36 PM

hahaha... cool!

JamesK · 12-30-2008, 07:56 PM

I feel for you man... I can't imagine being in your situation right now.

Good luck.

Libertine · 12-30-2008, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by JamesK

I can't imagine being in your situation right now.

Sure you can. Imagine being fairly drunk, and suspecting that there are probably some things you'll regret the next morning.

Zorgman · 12-30-2008, 09:15 PM

Your girlfriend is a bot? how weird.

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