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V_RocKs · 06-13-2006, 10:14 PM

Hello, good to meat you all... I meant meet. Freudian slip I guess.

OK, so I used to deliver pizza's in Ontario. No, not Ontario, Canada, but the one in California. Props to me huh? So you guys can like so totally trust me that it is pathetic to even think I'd scam you guys.

Ohh and I am 1/8th Polack so I couldn't possibly be smart enough to swindle anyone here at GFY.

I run a website (I cannot devuldge the URL do to copy cats) and it is in a country where you cannot find me, or sue me. Plus, even if you wanted to sue me, I paid everyone off. Shit, I am 1/2 their GNP so what the fuck are they gonna do?

The minimum investment is $50,000 and I'd prefer to receive the funds directly from retirement accounts. If you want to make some serious money, let me know!

Here is the break down. I am selling 1% of my company for $50,000. Last year we had a profit of $800,000 so you get $8,000. So this is like a 70% return in your first year.

Only serious(ly old) investors please since they are easier to deal with.

L-Pink · 06-13-2006, 10:16 PM

What about black girls? You didn't mention black girls!

BoyAlley · 06-13-2006, 10:16 PM

Classic.

Rochard · 06-13-2006, 10:19 PM

This thread brought to you by Big Sausage Pizza.

sonofsam · 06-13-2006, 10:20 PM

being an ex pizza delivery driver and retiree scammer myself - i can vouch that v_rocks is legit and will make you all lots of money

BoyAlley · 06-13-2006, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

This thread brought to you by Big Sausage Pizza.

I wish I got pizza like that delivered to me.

V_RocKs · 06-13-2006, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

This thread brought to you by Big Sausage Pizza.

Actually, it IS brought to you by them because I lived nextdoor to Lensman.

Yes and I have worked with Rochard before. He might not remember but that is beside the point.

I don't work with black girls, here you see me working with Blonde girls.

And don't think this BigSausagePizza.com URL is mine. It isn't so don't go copying it.

L-Pink · 06-13-2006, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

being an ex pizza delivery driver and retiree scammer myself - i can vouch that v_rocks is legit and will make you all lots of money

Hey, aren't you the one that fucked my grandmother?

out of 5,000.00

madawgz · 06-13-2006, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I wish I got pizza like that delivered to me.

same here

V_RocKs · 06-13-2006, 10:24 PM

Just wanted to let you all know that I might buy Playboy. I said, MIGHT. Don't get all crazy if I decide not to, but give me your money because if I do, you will get a bigger return*.

* This is not a guarantee of any return on your money, just a lofty idea and you never know about lofty ideas, sometimes they really do takeoff.

V_RocKs · 06-13-2006, 10:26 PM

It also has come to my attention that some scammer is trying to get your money before I do. Don't deal with this shithead.

And to him I say:

Ich erhielt eine Tasche voll von den Kondomen und meine Freunde tun zu.

RogerV10 · 06-13-2006, 10:29 PM

Classic GFY thread.

3M TA3 · 06-13-2006, 10:30 PM

I have mad bank with short ICQ numbers, can I invest those?

V_RocKs · 06-13-2006, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3M TA3

I have mad bank with short ICQ numbers, can I invest those?

Yes, even though I know it has no value, I am smart enough to know it takes just one person to get on board and the rest will follow.

Tout retentit meilleur en français.

3M TA3 · 06-13-2006, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs

Yes, even though I know it has no value, I am smart enough to know it takes just one person to get on board and the rest will follow.

Tout retentit meilleur en français.

i can take you public if you are a nevada corporation

V_RocKs · 06-13-2006, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3M TA3

i can take you public if you are a nevada corporation

We dont' have any need for a business entity. We just collect the money right now.

GTS Mark · 06-13-2006, 11:11 PM

LOL! Well I am from Ontario (not California) and I used to deliver pizza in high school.

Give me money now! LOL!

DH

OG LennyT · 06-13-2006, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs

Here is the break down. I am selling 1% of my company for $50,000. Last year we had a profit of $800,000 so you get $8,000. So this is like a 70% return in your first year.

nice math

Lutz Meyerding · 06-13-2006, 11:25 PM

you are trying to be funny but i am not laughing, check out my original thread, my company is real but yours is a joke

intelligent people on this board will know the difference

yesterday my girls made over $2900 almost $3000

it was a great day

V_RocKs · 06-13-2006, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lutz *********

you are trying to be funny but i am not laughing, check out my original thread, my company is real but yours is a joke

intelligent people on this board will know the difference

yesterday my girls made over $2900 almost $3000

it was a great day

Yesterday my sponsors made about the same of me... Maybe I should give you a shot... NOT...

popy · 06-13-2006, 11:32 PM

good luck.

Lutz Meyerding · 06-13-2006, 11:35 PM

lets get in touch

i mean seriously

we can do some biz

V_RocKs · 06-13-2006, 11:39 PM

The thing that getys me is that you did the same with a business as I did as a one man show with no investors...

I just don't get it...

Also, spending $20K to make $15K a year sounds pathetic to me... I make that in weeks, not years...

germ · 06-14-2006, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

same here

did madawgz just say he wishes he got pizza delivered to him that had an erect penis sticking out of it?

studiocritic · 06-14-2006, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by germ

did madawgz just say he wishes he got pizza delivered to him that had an erect penis sticking out of it?

thats what he gets for sigwhoring without reading first

I'm a sig whore · 06-14-2006, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by germ

did madawgz just say he wishes he got pizza delivered to him that had an erect penis sticking out of it?

good, i thought i was the only one who saw that.

germ · 06-14-2006, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by studiocritic

thats what he gets for sigwhoring without reading first

or maybe he knows theres more money for guys in gay porn, and his gambling profession hasnt been doing so well lately.

gooddomains · 06-14-2006, 11:16 PM

I'm a sig whore :-)

minusonebit · 06-27-2006, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm a sig whore

good, i thought i was the only one who saw that.

I was wondering about that myself...

Mr. Romance · 06-27-2006, 03:33 PM

sounds good..

Mr. Romance

L0rdJuni0r · 06-27-2006, 03:43 PM

see my sig?

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-27-2006, 03:45 PM

I would like to invest 250k asap!

Theater · 06-27-2006, 04:43 PM

Hey V_RocKs I got controling interest in a cordless bungy jumping company interested in helping me get some investors????
Theater

madawgz · 06-27-2006, 08:52 PM

that was great!

blazi · 06-27-2006, 08:55 PM

LOL, if you throw in a free medium pizza with unlimited toppings I might consider this amazing offer!!

PigBlimpin' · 06-27-2006, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

same here

See, I knew you were gay.

V_RocKs · 06-27-2006, 09:04 PM

Madawgz isn't gay, he is a legitimate webmaster who invested $20K in my company.

V_RocKs · 01-07-2009, 01:32 AM

Still need investors if anyone is interested. Now that Madoff got his money pulled out with his thing there is plenty of room.

RedShoe · 01-07-2009, 01:36 AM

I got 4 dollars and a Casio. Is that enough?

V_RocKs · 01-07-2009, 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe

I got 4 dollars and a Casio. Is that enough?

In these touch times we are taking whatever you are giving. Your dividend will consist of 4 pennies and a paper clip you can use to pick locks and get more money through your own devices. This is not an endorsement to commit theft.

ExLust · 01-07-2009, 02:03 AM

Aja! And good luck. lol

06-13-2006, 10:14 PM	#1
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,409	I'm an ex-pizza delivery driver and I am looking for investers. Hello, good to meat you all... I meant meet. Freudian slip I guess. OK, so I used to deliver pizza's in Ontario. No, not Ontario, Canada, but the one in California. Props to me huh? So you guys can like so totally trust me that it is pathetic to even think I'd scam you guys. Ohh and I am 1/8th Polack so I couldn't possibly be smart enough to swindle anyone here at GFY. I run a website (I cannot devuldge the URL do to copy cats) and it is in a country where you cannot find me, or sue me. Plus, even if you wanted to sue me, I paid everyone off. Shit, I am 1/2 their GNP so what the fuck are they gonna do? The minimum investment is $50,000 and I'd prefer to receive the funds directly from retirement accounts. If you want to make some serious money, let me know! Here is the break down. I am selling 1% of my company for $50,000. Last year we had a profit of $800,000 so you get $8,000. So this is like a 70% return in your first year. Only serious(ly old) investors please since they are easier to deal with.

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V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,409	Just wanted to let you all know that I might buy Playboy. I said, MIGHT. Don't get all crazy if I decide not to, but give me your money because if I do, you will get a bigger return. This is not a guarantee of any return on your money, just a lofty idea and you never know about lofty ideas, sometimes they really do takeoff.

06-13-2006, 10:26 PM	#11
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,409	It also has come to my attention that some scammer is trying to get your money before I do. Don't deal with this shithead. And to him I say: Ich erhielt eine Tasche voll von den Kondomen und meine Freunde tun zu.

06-13-2006, 11:11 PM	#17
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	LOL! Well I am from Ontario (not California) and I used to deliver pizza in high school. Give me money now! LOL! DH

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Lutz Meyerding So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 103	you are trying to be funny but i am not laughing, check out my original thread, my company is real but yours is a joke intelligent people on this board will know the difference yesterday my girls made over $2900 almost $3000 it was a great day

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V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,409	The thing that getys me is that you did the same with a business as I did as a one man show with no investors... I just don't get it... Also, spending $20K to make $15K a year sounds pathetic to me... I make that in weeks, not years...

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V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,409	Madawgz isn't gay, he is a legitimate webmaster who invested $20K in my company.

01-07-2009, 01:32 AM	#38
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,409	Still need investors if anyone is interested. Now that Madoff got his money pulled out with his thing there is plenty of room.

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