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Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-03-2009, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by EXPORT

how can I make/melt/pour my own rings?

I don't know.. I have never done it..

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-03-2009, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by john_63

my new pool

Shit man.. I can't help you.. Good luck though..

EXPORT · 01-03-2009, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt B

I have never seen so much shit dribble from ones mouth.

If even "Matt B" says so...we are all good to go

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-03-2009, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by JamesK

1. How did you manage to become such a fucking assclown?
2. Do you feel bad about the things you've posted on GFY?

What is a assclown..?

I never feel bad or regret anything I do in life..

john_63 · 01-03-2009, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark

Shit man.. I can't help you..

i can't say i'm surprised

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-03-2009, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by john_63

i can't say i'm surprised

quiet · 01-03-2009, 05:25 PM

who arc welded your rings?

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-03-2009, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by quiet

who arc welded your rings?

No one arc welded anything.. My pinky is made to withstand the abuse I put it though with out loosing stones..

Intrinsic · 01-03-2009, 05:30 PM

Are you single? *smooch*

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-03-2009, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Intrinsic

Are you single? *smooch*

Nope, sorry..

brassmonkey · 01-03-2009, 06:03 PM

do u fuck ladyboys with condom or bare

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-03-2009, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

do u fuck ladyboys with condom or bare

I don't fuck them..

doridori · 01-03-2009, 07:21 PM

what is the equivalent of gfy forum in japan

germ · 01-03-2009, 07:33 PM

How come you never post proof in regards to the wild claims you seem to make all the time?

wyldblyss · 01-03-2009, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark

No one arc welded anything.. My pinky is made to withstand the abuse I put it though with out loosing stones..

You don't know jack shit about jewelery

Low-Cost Option

Silver is the least expensive of the three and a good choice for casual jewelry and large pieces - a cuff bracelet or a strand of silver beads, for example. Silver shines brightly when new, but equally lovely is the patina it develops over time - a kind of warm, weathered sheen. On the downside, silver is relatively soft and not suited to securely hold precious gems. Silver also tarnishes, but less so if the jewelry is worn frequently. A silver polishing cloth will easily restore its luster.

candyflip · 01-03-2009, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by germ

How come you never post proof in regards to the wild claims you seem to make all the time?

You know the answer. Everyone else here knows the answer.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-03-2009, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by doridori

what is the equivalent of gfy forum in japan

Not sure..

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-03-2009, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by germ

How come you never post proof in regards to the wild claims you seem to make all the time?

What proof should I post... Is it really worth it to put in extra time to appease people that don't matter..

Nicky · 01-03-2009, 10:04 PM

How much SEO effect does a lot of links from a lot of indexed pages from the same domain have?

Azoy? · 01-03-2009, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark

I know inquiring minds want to know.. So ask me and I will tell.. ALL!

Do you spit or swallow ?

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-03-2009, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Nicky

How much SEO effect does a lot of links from a lot of indexed pages from the same domain have?

That is what I like to call thin ice.. It can go one way or the other.., depends on how it is structured...

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-03-2009, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Azoy?

Do you spit or swallow ?

I don't let it get in my mouth...

Azoy? · 01-03-2009, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark

That is what I like to call thin ice.. It can go one way or the other.., depends on how it is structured...

a very smooth way of saying that you really don't know shit about the issue

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-03-2009, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Azoy?

a very smooth way of saying that you really don't know shit about the issue

This issue is simple, but complex..

Show and day is over folks.. Thanks for playing, good night

fris · 01-03-2009, 11:52 PM

have you ever made a sale?

01-03-2009, 11:57 PM

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

NYRangers · 01-04-2009, 01:12 AM

Answer this. Why do I think you are a waste of my, and everyone's, time? I'll give you work if you can answer it correctly.

Jack Sparrow · 01-04-2009, 01:32 AM

Is it true you really think there is a horse named ed that can talk?

NYRangers · 01-04-2009, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by mrfrisky

Is it true you really think there is a horse named ed that can talk?

A horse is a horse of course and no one can talk to a horse of course unless of course the horse of course is the famous Mr Ed. He'll go yakkity yak and yak and waste you time all day but Mr...

Penny24Seven · 01-04-2009, 02:01 AM

Do you really believe that when people get up from their computers and finally stop laughing that you are on their minds? Wait don't answer because I know what you will say. You have the most predictable personality that it is taking the fun out of it now. You have given so many red flags to call bullshit that most people do not even try anymore and even the ones that get off with their mega high post count have gave up too. It's about time for another break down to get the attention of GFY, oh wait you just did that too. I just wish you would change it up some because I really enjoy reading your threads, without them GFY would be all business and at times even I need a break.

LeRoy · 01-04-2009, 02:08 AM

Why is the sky blue?

hypedough · 01-04-2009, 02:08 AM

Can you give me money? Since you ask for hand-me-downs, can I have one from you? It's only right.

Jack Sparrow · 01-04-2009, 06:35 AM

Can we turn this thread around in: "What you always wanted to say to jon"?

candyflip · 01-04-2009, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by mrfrisky

Can we turn this thread around in: "What you always wanted to say to jon"?

Why not just start a new thread.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-04-2009, 09:38 AM

Damn, you guys just don't get enough... Ok we can play again today..

HorseShit · 01-04-2009, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by fris

have you ever made a sale?

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-04-2009, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by D2222

Why is the sky blue?

The sun's rays hit the Earth's atmosphere, where the light is scattered by nitrogen and oxygen molecules in the air. The blue wavelength of this light is affected more than the red and green wavelengths, causing the surrounding air to appear blue. At sunset, the sun's light passes farther through the atmosphere, deflecting and decreasing the blue in the air. Scattering by dust particles and pollution in the air causes the sunset to appear red.

http://math.ucr.edu/home/baez/physic.../blue_sky.html

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-04-2009, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by HouseHead

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.

Some say it depends on three factors:

* The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.

* The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.

* The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood.

Others say:

* He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

* If he could chuck wood, the woodchuck would chuck as much as he could!

* A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

* A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that the woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

* If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a woodchuck, and I chucked wood, I would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood.

* If a woodchuck could chuck wood, then s/he'd chuck all the wood, s/he'd chuck and chuck and chuck and chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

* It would chuck the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks.

* One quarter of a sycamore if you give him a quarter for every quarter of the sycamore he cut.

* It might depend on how many female woodchucks were present. Or, it could depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was around or not. If she was, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game.

* Some maintain that woodchucks could not and would not chuck wood at all.

* It depends on how good his dentures are!

* A woodchuck, would chuck, as much wood, as a woodchuck, could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood. But unfortunately, woodchucks do not chuck wood.

* About 5.72 fluid litres of wood

* About as many boards as the Mongol hoards would hoard if the Mongol hordes did hoard boards.

* Um....... 23????

* Tons. More than you can count. Honestly. No one can chuck more would than a woodchuck.

* If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it.

* Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly.

* Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3. However, Chuck Norris' awesome roundhouse kick declares that all decimal points cannot be used in formulas such as this, and so it must be rounded to the final solution of 69 units of wood.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-04-2009, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by NYRangers

Why do I think you are a waste of my, and everyone's, time?

Because you don't actually know me...

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-04-2009, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by mrfrisky

Is it true you really think there is a horse named ed that can talk?

Of course not....

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-04-2009, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by hypedough

Can you give me money?

Work for it like I do...

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-04-2009, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Brian837

Do you really believe that when people get up from their computers and finally stop laughing that you are on their minds?

What I believe is...

marcjacob · 01-04-2009, 10:00 AM

You know about SEO? My new site started ranking well on certain keywords then overnight dropped out of the rankings. Im not banned as my url is still there.

Is that "sand box effect" and how long does it last for?

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-04-2009, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by mrfrisky

"What you always wanted to say to jon"?

If you like...

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-04-2009, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by marcjacob

You know about SEO? My new site started ranking well on certain keywords then overnight dropped out of the rankings. Im not banned as my url is still there.

Is that "sand box effect" and how long does it last for?

The sandbox effect is a hoax...

Holly · 01-04-2009, 10:17 AM

This is worse than Dagwood.

At least he admits when he's groveling for money and trying to get people to pay his bills.

kane · 01-04-2009, 01:32 PM

I have a question. You regularly boast about having revolutionized this business in several ways. Please name at least one way you have done so in the past and be specific in the details.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-04-2009, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by kane

I have a question. You regularly boast about having revolutionized this business in several ways. Please name at least one way you have done so in the past and be specific in the details.

This is easy.. I joined the industry... I showed that a guy can come into this industry totally green and make alot of green if he is innovative and not afraid to take chances.. Since then I have seen many newbs in this game come in and overnight make some good money while the guys that have been around awhile continue to do the same old thing..

Dagwolf · 01-04-2009, 05:19 PM

Have you ever been to Barsoom?

kane · 01-04-2009, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark

This is easy.. I joined the industry... I showed that a guy can come into this industry totally green and make alot of green if he is innovative and not afraid to take chances.. Since then I have seen many newbs in this game come in and overnight make some good money while the guys that have been around awhile continue to do the same old thing..

Where are the details? What did you innovate? There have been a lot of people that have come into this industry completely green and made a lot of money. Were you here before Lensman or Steve Lightspeed? They weren't big names and they built an empire from scratch. How about Mike Strauss from Porncity who built up a huge free host back in the day and started a string of free hosts popping up and following his lead.

Anyone can say they are an innovator. Without details it is just a story. Give me one example of something you have innovated in the past.

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01-03-2009, 05:25 PM	#57
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01-03-2009, 05:30 PM	#59
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germ ( o Y o ) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,108	How come you never post proof in regards to the wild claims you seem to make all the time?

01-03-2009, 11:57 PM	#76
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01-04-2009, 06:35 AM	#83
Jack Sparrow Almost goners.. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2008 Location: Netherlands Posts: 11,420	Can we turn this thread around in: "What you always wanted to say to jon"?

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01-04-2009, 01:32 PM	#97
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