PENTHOUSE HIRES BONEPRONE: I now work for Penthouse! - GoFuckYourself.com

boneprone · 12-30-2008, 11:35 AM

Finally a company has noticed my skills. My true gift!

My main job will be dealing with Debt Management and Investment Consulting.
They hired me in dealing with the 400 million debt specfically.

They were very impressed with my very public "Lock Bets" posts on GFY and how I kept winning. My knowledge of not just table games, but sports, poker, and horse racing has spiked intrest with the company.

They have hired me to win back their debt gambling.

Thank you Penthouse.
My reputation speaks for itself.

Altheon · 12-30-2008, 11:37 AM

Who needs TARP when you've got Vegas right?

media · 12-30-2008, 11:37 AM

hahaha good one man.. that position is a LOCK!

HorseShit · 12-30-2008, 11:38 AM

congrats on the new gig bp, if you're ever interested, you're welcome at Ibill too

CaptainHowdy · 12-30-2008, 11:39 AM

LOL Congrats...

boneprone · 12-30-2008, 11:41 AM

Here we were yesterday.

(my official first day at work)

I was teaching Marc Bell the CEO of Penthouse the Basics.
How to do the BP4L handsign.

boneprone · 12-30-2008, 11:43 AM

And this was the first day of work at my investment firm.
The Casino.

Notice the Craps Table in the background (my staff) and of course my Secratary A Penthouse Pet.

96ukssob · 12-30-2008, 11:43 AM

thats awesome, congrats man!

boneprone · 12-30-2008, 11:44 AM

Roulette will also be VERY IMPORTANT in winning back the Debt.
With my winning system everyone can win.

boneprone · 12-30-2008, 11:45 AM

This may be just my first day at work, but already we have put a dent in the Debt.

Bling Bling.. This aint chump changes bitches.

We talking 400 million. This is a job for boneprone.

CarlosTheGaucho · 12-30-2008, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone

Here we were yesterday.

(my official first day at work)

I was teaching Marc Bell the CEO of Penthouse the Basics.
How to do the BP4L handsign.

SexualDragon · 12-30-2008, 12:00 PM

congrats!

MichaelP · 12-30-2008, 12:02 PM

LOL Good One See ya in Vegas

brassmonkey · 12-30-2008, 12:03 PM

damn cogratzz on dat

V_RocKs · 12-30-2008, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone

Roulette will also be VERY IMPORTANT in winning back the Debt.
With my winning system everyone can win.

I see he brought his lucky hooker from the 80's.

HBKKH · 12-30-2008, 12:41 PM

hahahah..

tomud · 12-30-2008, 12:49 PM

wow, congrats boneprone

Tomud

PXN · 12-30-2008, 01:08 PM

Good luck

Rochard · 12-30-2008, 01:10 PM

Congrats BP!

Triple10Terry · 12-30-2008, 01:14 PM

Win that money!!

boneprone · 12-30-2008, 02:54 PM

Im thinking of putting 2 million on the Blazers vs the Celtics game tonight.

Of course Ill be sitting Front Row Courtside for that. Ill post pics later.

Gawd Damn I love my new job! This job was made for me!

CumSensei · 12-30-2008, 02:57 PM

Damn boneprone, you gain weight? ;)

boneprone · 12-30-2008, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CumSensei

Damn boneprone, you gain weight? ;)

Its water retention.

vod · 12-30-2008, 03:17 PM

Congrats seeya in Vegas ;- )

C-Luv · 12-30-2008, 03:35 PM

Congrats, Can you get me a job as a pet????? lol, jk

boneprone · 12-30-2008, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C-Luv

Congrats, Can you get me a job as a pet????? lol, jk

Yes. But you would have to fuck me.
Thats how this biz works.

Fucksakes · 12-30-2008, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone

Yes. But you would have to fuck me.
Thats how this biz works.

I fucked her lol

AmeliaG · 12-30-2008, 05:02 PM

Thanks. That just made me literally laugh out loud.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-30-2008, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone

They (Penthouse) have hired me to win back their debt gambling.

I thought gambling is how they got into debt in the first place...

Wow! You already have a drink holder and a card counter - sweet!

ADG

skrinkladoo · 12-30-2008, 05:41 PM

congrats, hope the man treats ya right.

LoveSandra · 12-30-2008, 05:43 PM

nice job

MrDeiz · 12-30-2008, 05:44 PM

ha-ha, boneprone

very delightful joke. i like it ;)

Wagerboy · 12-30-2008, 06:55 PM

Im not so sure about the 2 mil Blazers bet. Im going the other way. save vig?

Voodoo · 12-30-2008, 06:57 PM

I hear scratch offs are a good investment too. The only thing is finding the man power to go buy up all the tickets, then scratch them all off until you win big!

digifan · 12-30-2008, 08:36 PM

Now that was real funny ;)

munki · 12-30-2008, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

I thought gambling is how they got into debt in the first place...

Wow! You already have a drink holder and a card counter - sweet!

ADG

Odie · 12-30-2008, 08:45 PM

see ya next week BP???

Imortyl Pussycat · 12-30-2008, 08:58 PM

he shoots, he scores! *giggle*

Phil · 12-30-2008, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone

Finally a company has noticed my skills. My true gift!

My main job will be dealing with Debt Management and Investment Consulting.
They hired me in dealing with the 400 million debt specfically.

They were very impressed with my very public "Lock Bets" posts on GFY and how I kept winning. My knowledge of not just table games, but sports, poker, and horse racing has spiked intrest with the company.

They have hired me to win back their debt gambling.

Thank you Penthouse.
My reputation speaks for itself.

did anal hobit get a job as well?

Spunky · 12-30-2008, 09:11 PM

Congrats on the new gig

boneprone · 12-30-2008, 09:42 PM

Im sitting here live at the Blazer Game with the Penthouse Investment Group.

Thus far we are beating the spread.

Soon the Penthouse Debt will only be 448 MILLION!

You can say Im doing a good job thus far.

boneprone · 12-30-2008, 09:43 PM

tony286 · 12-30-2008, 09:50 PM

I figured it was to write for penthouse letters lol

boneprone · 12-30-2008, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

I figured it was to write for penthouse letters lol

I could do that job as well.
Probably better than any of the writers there.

I think we all know that!

Jman · 12-30-2008, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone

So many empty seats...

boneprone · 12-30-2008, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois

So many empty seats...

Halftime thats why.

boneprone · 12-30-2008, 10:59 PM

That was easy money.

Elli · 12-31-2008, 12:22 AM

Welcome, BoneProne! I must say you've picked yourself quite a dream team of helpers for the project

boneprone · 12-31-2008, 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli

Welcome, BoneProne! I must say you've picked yourself quite a dream team of helpers for the project

Yep!!

And my first day on the job I reduced the debt from 450 million to 448 million.

Blazers Win!

boneprone · 12-31-2008, 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo

I hear scratch offs are a good investment too. The only thing is finding the man power to go buy up all the tickets, then scratch them all off until you win big!

Scratch off tickets are not great investments.

12-30-2008, 11:35 AM	#1
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	PENTHOUSE HIRES BONEPRONE: I now work for Penthouse! Finally a company has noticed my skills. My true gift! My main job will be dealing with Debt Management and Investment Consulting. They hired me in dealing with the 400 million debt specfically. They were very impressed with my very public "Lock Bets" posts on GFY and how I kept winning. My knowledge of not just table games, but sports, poker, and horse racing has spiked intrest with the company. They have hired me to win back their debt gambling. Thank you Penthouse. My reputation speaks for itself. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

12-30-2008, 11:37 AM	#3
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12-30-2008, 11:41 AM	#6
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Here we were yesterday. (my official first day at work) I was teaching Marc Bell the CEO of Penthouse the Basics. How to do the BP4L handsign. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

12-30-2008, 11:43 AM	#7
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	And this was the first day of work at my investment firm. The Casino. Notice the Craps Table in the background (my staff) and of course my Secratary A Penthouse Pet. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

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12-30-2008, 11:44 AM	#9
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Roulette will also be VERY IMPORTANT in winning back the Debt. With my winning system everyone can win. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	This may be just my first day at work, but already we have put a dent in the Debt. Bling Bling.. This aint chump changes bitches. We talking 400 million. This is a job for boneprone. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Im thinking of putting 2 million on the Blazers vs the Celtics game tonight. Of course Ill be sitting Front Row Courtside for that. Ill post pics later. Gawd Damn I love my new job! This job was made for me! __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

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12-30-2008, 09:42 PM	#41
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Im sitting here live at the Blazer Game with the Penthouse Investment Group. Thus far we are beating the spread. Soon the Penthouse Debt will only be 448 MILLION! You can say Im doing a good job thus far. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	I figured it was to write for penthouse letters lol