BUT how did my friends find the web site so fast?? You asshole..... - GoFuckYourself.com

Penny24Seven · 01-09-2009, 03:06 AM

My reply in another thread seemed good enough for me to make my yearly thread..

I have learned to tell the girls what things they can do to protect themselves because 100% of the time the ONLY reason they were found on the net was their own mouth. Hell my site is hard for me to fucking find.

1. Tell them not to share their "porn name". It took all of 12 seconds for her porn name to be googled and I get a phone call saying how the hell did my friends find out so fast. I asked what she had told them and her reply was "only my name" Well her name was as common as an 18 year old virgin who wants to do porn on her birthday and is fine with a huge 12 inch cock as long as she has a matching one in her ass too HAHA

2. another girl asked for a couple of dvds and I asked what she wanted them for. she said to watch at home and I told her ok but do NOT let them out of your site because they are watermarked with the web site. I even said if she thinks there is even the smallest chance she will fuck that up I can make copies from the raw files so there will not be a watermark or even make up a site that is fake just to throw them off if they did find them and you can say the site went out of business.
Well she didn't want to wait so she took the watermarked dvds. Well she tells someone at her work and he begs to see and offers her fifty bucks for the dvd and she sells it to him forgetting about the watermark because that 50 bucks is so much money that you just lose focus on everything around you and run to the fucking bank and deposit that million dollar fifty dollar bill.
It was a wood working company that was 99% men and she was like the main girl that you would meet as you walked in the front door and even handed out the pay checks. How long do you think it took before every guy knew she was banging her friends? I can tell you it did not take as long as it did for you to just read that story HAHA.

and to finish off my top 3 dumb fucking things they have done to pretty much just have "I MAKE PORN" tattooed on their foreheads.

3. but I just told him the site and I didn't even say it was .com or .net or anything like that. He must have looked for hours to find me...... Or maybe he just put the fucking ".COM" at the end of what you said and Ka bam there you are.

Well now I am mad just thinking about those fucking stupid times because all three of them blamed me and bitched me out because I didn't do enough to keep it quiet. Unless they do not show up for their first shoot plan on it cumming out like a fifty guy creampie HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

By the way. I think these girls like the attention and meant to fuck it up. Blaming me is just a pity party or a way to think I have to do something to make up for it. Oh poor baby let me buy you a new car for your troubles.
Girl 1... never really got mad but it caused her to tell her boyfriend right before he came home for his 2 week break and that lead to him making her quit.

Girl 2... is the biggest attention whore I have ever met. The minute another girl showed up she got hot and had to remove all her clothes and also had to lay in positions that would make it easy enough to see her spine from the front view of her body.

Girl 3...well I mean what the hell can I even say from anything she bitched about "FUC" you now go figure out what is missing on the end of that word.

I am good friends with one, another still makes videos and one just emails me to keep in touch. I am thinking I will get an email if she ever becomes single again. If that does not tell you which girl I am talking about then you probably agree with the girls that I did not do enough to protect them as well so go FUC yourself too HAHA

d-null · 01-09-2009, 03:10 AM

I don't get it, she sold the guy a porn DVD of herself, but was worried that he might find her porn website on the net??

Penny24Seven · 01-09-2009, 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null

I don't get it, she sold the guy a porn DVD of herself, but was worried that he might find her porn website on the net??

No, she was not worried about that one guy and thought he would not tell any of his friends when he was the only one out of 200 that knew the hot chick at the front desk is doing porn. He told one and 7000 found out by dinner time.

Penny24Seven · 01-09-2009, 03:17 AM

Oh and the girl that told people her porn name, The site had just started so I bought another domain name with a different spelling that was not close enough to just guess and paid my designer to fix the site and edit it for the new name. Had to edit the 50 galleries too and banners LOL. Well all was fine until good old GFY. Someone makes a reply and says what happened to XXXX.com why did you change it? Soon after google picked that thread up since it now had the old domain name in it which also had the new one plastered all over the place. Not his fault but nothing I could do after that

Voodoo · 01-09-2009, 03:37 AM

Synopsis?

DamageX · 01-09-2009, 03:45 AM

Brujah · 01-09-2009, 03:48 AM

Post pics?

andy83 · 01-09-2009, 05:29 AM

this thread is useless without pics, we would all love to see these girls that crack us up
lol

tranza · 01-09-2009, 05:42 AM

No pics?

Iron Fist · 01-09-2009, 05:45 AM

Sent you an e-mail Brian

Penny24Seven · 01-09-2009, 06:04 AM

LOL well I guess I can post some. They can't really say I said anything bad about them since you will not know what girl goes with what story, How about I post them and you can guess. They are all nothing alike. That is for sure.

nico-t · 01-09-2009, 06:50 AM

yea just post the pics in here, i'll make sure this thread doesnt get indexed in google:

<META NAME="ROBOTS" CONTENT="NOINDEX, NOFOLLOW">

there you are.

Holly · 01-09-2009, 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo

Synopsis?

Him = writing way too much stuff

Us = attention span too short

Vicious_B · 01-09-2009, 08:10 AM

And I thought the girl that was stripping behind her boyfriends back was dumb for thinking he would never find her stripper gear (hidden under the bed), would want to visit her at work (she claimed she was working at a salon), or having anyone she or he knew show up at the strip club (which was local to the area the lived and he worked in).

Actually her charade came to an end when one of her Dad and boyfriend's coworkers (both where in the same electrical union) came in one day for the lunch special. He called her dad and her boyfriend from the parking lot.

Mutt · 01-09-2009, 08:57 AM

we suggest to them if they don't want people to know then to keep their mouths shut but once the site/content is up it doesn't matter - people are going to find them.

gimo33 · 01-09-2009, 09:15 AM

post the pics!

CaptainHowdy · 01-09-2009, 09:19 AM

I will be needing photographic evidence for this thread to fully deliver...

stevo · 01-09-2009, 10:30 AM

Sounds like my first solo girl paysite...

Model didnt care as long as Mommy and Daddy did't find out. What are the chances of that right?

One week after advertising - her younger sister's friends find out (younger sister is still in high school), entire high school makes fun of her, high school principle finds out, calls mother.

Fuuuuuuuuuck - i forgot about all the money and time i wasted. But i learned a valuable lesson - be upfront with the models - chances are their content will be found - make sure they agree it's never going down.

amateurcanada · 01-09-2009, 02:06 PM

I tell them to pretend it never happened to maintain privacy lol

d-null · 01-09-2009, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevo

Sounds like my first solo girl paysite...

....
Fuuuuuuuuuck - i forgot about all the money and time i wasted. But i learned a valuable lesson - be upfront with the models - chances are their content will be found - make sure they agree it's never going down.

shouldn't the valuable lesson have been more like "get enough content shot in advance so that the sites can keep running even after the girl flakes out on you"?

01-09-2009, 03:06 AM	#1
Penny24Seven So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 6,287	BUT how did my friends find the web site so fast?? You asshole..... My reply in another thread seemed good enough for me to make my yearly thread.. I have learned to tell the girls what things they can do to protect themselves because 100% of the time the ONLY reason they were found on the net was their own mouth. Hell my site is hard for me to fucking find. 1. Tell them not to share their "porn name". It took all of 12 seconds for her porn name to be googled and I get a phone call saying how the hell did my friends find out so fast. I asked what she had told them and her reply was "only my name" Well her name was as common as an 18 year old virgin who wants to do porn on her birthday and is fine with a huge 12 inch cock as long as she has a matching one in her ass too HAHA 2. another girl asked for a couple of dvds and I asked what she wanted them for. she said to watch at home and I told her ok but do NOT let them out of your site because they are watermarked with the web site. I even said if she thinks there is even the smallest chance she will fuck that up I can make copies from the raw files so there will not be a watermark or even make up a site that is fake just to throw them off if they did find them and you can say the site went out of business. Well she didn't want to wait so she took the watermarked dvds. Well she tells someone at her work and he begs to see and offers her fifty bucks for the dvd and she sells it to him forgetting about the watermark because that 50 bucks is so much money that you just lose focus on everything around you and run to the fucking bank and deposit that million dollar fifty dollar bill. It was a wood working company that was 99% men and she was like the main girl that you would meet as you walked in the front door and even handed out the pay checks. How long do you think it took before every guy knew she was banging her friends? I can tell you it did not take as long as it did for you to just read that story HAHA. and to finish off my top 3 dumb fucking things they have done to pretty much just have "I MAKE PORN" tattooed on their foreheads. 3. but I just told him the site and I didn't even say it was .com or .net or anything like that. He must have looked for hours to find me...... Or maybe he just put the fucking ".COM" at the end of what you said and Ka bam there you are. Well now I am mad just thinking about those fucking stupid times because all three of them blamed me and bitched me out because I didn't do enough to keep it quiet. Unless they do not show up for their first shoot plan on it cumming out like a fifty guy creampie HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA By the way. I think these girls like the attention and meant to fuck it up. Blaming me is just a pity party or a way to think I have to do something to make up for it. Oh poor baby let me buy you a new car for your troubles. Girl 1... never really got mad but it caused her to tell her boyfriend right before he came home for his 2 week break and that lead to him making her quit. Girl 2... is the biggest attention whore I have ever met. The minute another girl showed up she got hot and had to remove all her clothes and also had to lay in positions that would make it easy enough to see her spine from the front view of her body. Girl 3...well I mean what the hell can I even say from anything she bitched about "FUC" you now go figure out what is missing on the end of that word. I am good friends with one, another still makes videos and one just emails me to keep in touch. I am thinking I will get an email if she ever becomes single again. If that does not tell you which girl I am talking about then you probably agree with the girls that I did not do enough to protect them as well so go FUC yourself too HAHA __________________ Our site is coming soon. It will be one of the best ever! I know so. Brian and Penny

01-09-2009, 03:10 AM	#2
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01-09-2009, 03:17 AM	#4
Penny24Seven So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 6,287	Oh and the girl that told people her porn name, The site had just started so I bought another domain name with a different spelling that was not close enough to just guess and paid my designer to fix the site and edit it for the new name. Had to edit the 50 galleries too and banners LOL. Well all was fine until good old GFY. Someone makes a reply and says what happened to XXXX.com why did you change it? Soon after google picked that thread up since it now had the old domain name in it which also had the new one plastered all over the place. Not his fault but nothing I could do after that __________________ Our site is coming soon. It will be one of the best ever! I know so. Brian and Penny

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01-09-2009, 06:04 AM	#11
Penny24Seven So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 6,287	LOL well I guess I can post some. They can't really say I said anything bad about them since you will not know what girl goes with what story, How about I post them and you can guess. They are all nothing alike. That is for sure. __________________ Our site is coming soon. It will be one of the best ever! I know so. Brian and Penny

01-09-2009, 06:50 AM	#12
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	yea just post the pics in here, i'll make sure this thread doesnt get indexed in google: <META NAME="ROBOTS" CONTENT="NOINDEX, NOFOLLOW"> there you are.

01-09-2009, 08:10 AM	#14
Vicious_B Confirmed User Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,564	And I thought the girl that was stripping behind her boyfriends back was dumb for thinking he would never find her stripper gear (hidden under the bed), would want to visit her at work (she claimed she was working at a salon), or having anyone she or he knew show up at the strip club (which was local to the area the lived and he worked in). Actually her charade came to an end when one of her Dad and boyfriend's coworkers (both where in the same electrical union) came in one day for the lunch special. He called her dad and her boyfriend from the parking lot. __________________ ICQ# 419 775 271

01-09-2009, 08:57 AM	#15
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01-09-2009, 10:30 AM	#18
stevo Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Orlando, Florida Posts: 2,051	Sounds like my first solo girl paysite... Model didnt care as long as Mommy and Daddy did't find out. What are the chances of that right? One week after advertising - her younger sister's friends find out (younger sister is still in high school), entire high school makes fun of her, high school principle finds out, calls mother. Fuuuuuuuuuck - i forgot about all the money and time i wasted. But i learned a valuable lesson - be upfront with the models - chances are their content will be found - make sure they agree it's never going down.

01-09-2009, 02:06 PM	#19
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