Ultimate IQ test - GoFuckYourself.com

Braincash Fred · 11-13-2002, 08:29 PM

http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/

126 to beat ;)

minimouse · 11-13-2002, 08:31 PM

Damn I think I've seen this test like 100 times here all ready

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Voodoo · 11-13-2002, 08:31 PM

Braincash Fred · 11-13-2002, 08:36 PM

Btw you don't need to fill a real email adress at the end to get your result

Exxxotica · 11-13-2002, 09:37 PM

I sale 5 digit IQ numbers.

Dragon Curve · 11-13-2002, 09:42 PM

Was that 163 on the 18th or 19th time you took the test Voodoo? =P

Pharoh · 11-13-2002, 10:26 PM

the indigo · 11-13-2002, 10:34 PM

127...

I did not remember how to calculate the triangle side question (6 miles, then 8 miles on left.. distance between each cars)

Voodoo · 11-13-2002, 10:35 PM

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Originally posted by Dragon Curve
Was that 163 on the 18th or 19th time you took the test Voodoo? =P

Actually, it was on the first time. What was your score?

NetRodent · 11-13-2002, 11:15 PM

Hmmm... Visonary philosopher.... Perhaps if I didn't squander my time on GFY.

Splicer · 11-13-2002, 11:23 PM

131... Whie watching Law and Order.

Did you pay for the full report?

Vox · 11-13-2002, 11:28 PM

What a great viral marketing scheme, I wonder at what ratio this converts.

fnet · 11-13-2002, 11:59 PM

Hmm... I only scored 138. I feel cheated. I've taken a WAIS IQ test after more beer and less sleep and scored better than that. They didn't even cite what was missed, or explain the which why or how of the pitiful handful of SAT-like questions that supposedly point to the visionary philosopher bullshit.

I smell *rats*. Psychometrics indeed.

XXXPaysiteDesign · 11-14-2002, 12:21 AM

120, looks like I'm the lower scorer in the group LOL.

(Word Warrior!)

Voodoo · 11-14-2002, 12:23 AM

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Originally posted by NetRodent
Hmmm... Visonary philosopher.... Perhaps if I didn't squander my time on GFY.

Congrats! Great job!

Shaggy · 11-14-2002, 12:41 AM

hmm...125 on this one and 147 on the other one I took. WTF?

XXXPaysiteDesign · 11-14-2002, 12:42 AM

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Originally posted by Voodoo

Congrats! Great job!

What about me? I feel so insecure now.

fnet · 11-14-2002, 12:56 AM

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Originally posted by XXXPaysiteDesign

What about me? I feel so insecure now.

The test really is meaningless.

I have heard that there are sperm banks will accept SAT scores in lieu of an IQ test, even though high SAT scores have been shown to have less statistical covariance than, say, gender for determining college grades. But that doesn't stop the madness. MENSA and the other pretentious IQ societies consider these two kinds of tests equally valid. It's possible to study for either kind of test to ensure a perfect score (I've tutored for companies that do this). Which is one of many reasons why a bell curve meritocracy is kind of a joke.

Voodoo · 11-14-2002, 01:35 AM

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Originally posted by Shaggy
hmm...125 on this one and 147 on the other one I took. WTF?

You're getting dumber by the minute.

j/k

Voodoo · 11-14-2002, 01:37 AM

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Originally posted by XXXPaysiteDesign

What about me? I feel so insecure now.

Great job bud!

Congrats!

zombie · 11-14-2002, 01:44 AM

131 and what a wonderful waste of time it was.

ControlThy · 11-14-2002, 02:15 AM

These kind of tests are not accepted as respectable IQ tests, in other words: they are worthless, but if you want to waste time..... ;-)

pimplink · 11-14-2002, 02:16 AM

a1ka1ine · 11-14-2002, 04:59 AM

129.

i did one when i was a kid at school and got 132, so.. i guess booze does reduce your IQ :-(

that and resizing pictures of tits all day.

Firehorse · 11-14-2002, 05:02 AM

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Damn I think I've seen this test like 100 times here all ready
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Me too!

It's part of the test, if you do it twice you instantly fail!

Juge · 11-14-2002, 06:38 AM

These tests are fucking stupid. They would be ok if they would remove the dumb questions, and had people with IQs of more than 120 making the test. I found one in which you could hit the back button and change anwers, and doing so they had several questions in which the right answere scored wrong on the test. That's the story of my life, being told I am wrong because the person making the test isn't smart enough to realize my answer makes more sense than the answer the text books says is right. If everyone only did what the text books say, then who the fuck is going to innovate to move our society forward?

Here's one question I remember:

Bob decides to go skiing with Jill. He rents a car for $50 for the weekend, and picks Jill up halfway to the resort. On the trip back, he drops Jill off. Gas cost $10 for the whole trip. Bob pays for it all, at first. How much does Jill owe Bob?

Test answer: Jill owes only the percentage of the travel distance she was in the car. Trip cost $60 total. Only 1/2 of the time Jill was in the car. So $30 is paid by Bob for the 1/2 of the trip he was alone. The other $30 is split, for the time they were both in the car. Jill owes $15.

RIGHT ANSWER: They agreed to go on a fucking trip together, so it costs them $30 each. Who the fuck splits cost by travel distance?

CDSmith · 11-14-2002, 07:09 AM

I wonder what kind of dumpy jalopy Bob rented for a whole weekend for fifty bucks.

"The other $30 is split, for the time they were both in the car. Jill owes $15."

Sounds like George Costanza made up the answers to this test.

Dildozer · 11-14-2002, 07:11 AM

got 133
technical mathematician
not bad for a frenchie who never heard about all those english sayings

CDSmith · 11-14-2002, 07:46 AM

Congratulations, CD!
Your IQ score is 135

I took one of these tests 4 years ago while working at Internet Solutions Inc. My score back then was 146, proof that my mind is slowly degenerating with age.

Juge · 11-15-2002, 12:35 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
I wonder what kind of dumpy jalopy Bob rented for a whole weekend for fifty bucks.

"The other $30 is split, for the time they were both in the car. Jill owes $15."

Sounds like George Costanza made up the answers to this test.

I can see him saying it now!

Zentropy · 11-15-2002, 01:20 PM

This is an ego inflator not an iq test. I did manage an 86 hitting random answers, who can get the lowest score? That's probably more challenging.

eru · 11-15-2002, 01:25 PM

82

I randomly choose every answer.

Beastiepoo · 11-15-2002, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Congratulations, CD!
Your IQ score is 135

I took one of these tests 4 years ago while working at Internet Solutions Inc. My score back then was 146, proof that my mind is slowly degenerating with age.

I was gonna say nearly exactly the same thing CD. I came out at 135 too and when they were IQ testing us in HS about 5 years ago I was a steady 142.

*shrug* So much for gaining intelligence with age.

TeraBabes · 11-15-2002, 02:36 PM

That test is crap. I scored a 133, and I'm pretty sure I got them all right.

There was one question I wasn't 100% sure on (the last one, with the shapes - I chose the one with the two small shapes - the circle and the triangle).

Other than that, I got them all right. Unless I made a careless mistake somewhere, which I don't think I did.

fnet · 11-15-2002, 02:49 PM

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Originally posted by TeraBabes
That test is crap. I scored a 133, and I'm pretty sure I got them all right.

There was one question I wasn't 100% sure on (the last one, with the shapes - I chose the one with the two small shapes - the circle and the triangle).

Other than that, I got them all right. Unless I made a careless mistake somewhere, which I don't think I did.

I thought that question was a bit odd as well, and I also chose the smallness of both being the most otherly attribute. I kinda wondered if there were a different max IQ for each set of questions. Whatever, it's all crap.

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11-13-2002, 09:42 PM	#6
Dragon Curve Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 252	Was that 163 on the 18th or 19th time you took the test Voodoo? =P

11-13-2002, 10:34 PM	#8
the indigo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: North America Posts: 2,016	127... I did not remember how to calculate the triangle side question (6 miles, then 8 miles on left.. distance between each cars)

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11-13-2002, 11:59 PM	#13
fnet Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 1,721	Hmm... I only scored 138. I feel cheated. I've taken a WAIS IQ test after more beer and less sleep and scored better than that. They didn't even cite what was missed, or explain the which why or how of the pitiful handful of SAT-like questions that supposedly point to the visionary philosopher bullshit. I smell rats. Psychometrics indeed. __________________ the sound of one hand googlewhacking

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XXXPaysiteDesign Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Everett, WA Posts: 2,201	120, looks like I'm the lower scorer in the group LOL. (Word Warrior!) __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Last edited by XXXPaysiteDesign; 11-14-2002 at 12:27 AM..

11-14-2002, 12:41 AM	#16
Shaggy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: USA Posts: 570	hmm...125 on this one and 147 on the other one I took. WTF?

11-14-2002, 01:44 AM	#21
zombie Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just downtown of uptown Posts: 301	131 and what a wonderful waste of time it was.

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ControlThy Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,909	These kind of tests are not accepted as respectable IQ tests, in other words: they are worthless, but if you want to waste time..... ;-)

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a1ka1ine Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 3,387	129. i did one when i was a kid at school and got 132, so.. i guess booze does reduce your IQ :-( that and resizing pictures of tits all day.

11-14-2002, 06:38 AM	#26
Juge Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,917	These tests are fucking stupid. They would be ok if they would remove the dumb questions, and had people with IQs of more than 120 making the test. I found one in which you could hit the back button and change anwers, and doing so they had several questions in which the right answere scored wrong on the test. That's the story of my life, being told I am wrong because the person making the test isn't smart enough to realize my answer makes more sense than the answer the text books says is right. If everyone only did what the text books say, then who the fuck is going to innovate to move our society forward? Here's one question I remember: Bob decides to go skiing with Jill. He rents a car for $50 for the weekend, and picks Jill up halfway to the resort. On the trip back, he drops Jill off. Gas cost $10 for the whole trip. Bob pays for it all, at first. How much does Jill owe Bob? Test answer: Jill owes only the percentage of the travel distance she was in the car. Trip cost $60 total. Only 1/2 of the time Jill was in the car. So $30 is paid by Bob for the 1/2 of the trip he was alone. The other $30 is split, for the time they were both in the car. Jill owes $15. RIGHT ANSWER: They agreed to go on a fucking trip together, so it costs them $30 each. Who the fuck splits cost by travel distance?

11-14-2002, 07:09 AM	#27
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	I wonder what kind of dumpy jalopy Bob rented for a whole weekend for fifty bucks. <i><b>"The other $30 is split, for the time they were both in the car. Jill owes $15."</b></i> Sounds like George Costanza made up the answers to this test. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	<b>Congratulations, CD! Your IQ score is <font size=+4>135</font></b> I took one of these tests 4 years ago while working at Internet Solutions Inc. My score back then was 146, proof that my mind is slowly degenerating with age. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

11-15-2002, 01:20 PM	#31
Zentropy Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Snottsdale Posts: 87	This is an ego inflator not an iq test. I did manage an 86 hitting random answers, who can get the lowest score? That's probably more challenging.

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11-15-2002, 02:36 PM	#34
TeraBabes Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Under Water Posts: 2,067	That test is crap. I scored a 133, and I'm pretty sure I got them all right. There was one question I wasn't 100% sure on (the last one, with the shapes - I chose the one with the two small shapes - the circle and the triangle). Other than that, I got them all right. Unless I made a careless mistake somewhere, which I don't think I did. __________________ This place is too big.