Bailout - Funny Joke - GoFuckYourself.com

KRosh · 01-10-2009, 10:00 PM

Young Chuck in Montana bought a horse from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day he drove up and said, ?Sorry son, but
have some bad news; the horse died.?

Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.?

The farmer said, ?Can't do that. I went and spent it already?

Chuck said, ?Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.?

The farmer asked, ?What ya gonna do with him??

Chuck said, ?I'm going to raffle him off.?

The farmer said, ?You can't raffle off a dead horse!?

Chuck said, ?Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.?

A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, ?What happened with that dead horse??

Chuck said, ?I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $998.?

The farmer said, ?Didn't anyone complain??

Chuck said, ?Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.?

Chuck grew up and works now for the government. He was the one who figured out how to "bail us out."

Wagerboy · 01-10-2009, 10:05 PM

yes. ok then.

Iron Fist · 01-10-2009, 10:20 PM

That's not a bailout.. that's a Ponzi scheme

sortie · 01-10-2009, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRosh

Young Chuck in Montana bought a horse from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day he drove up and said, ?Sorry son, but
have some bad news; the horse died.?

Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.?

The farmer said, ?Can't do that. I went and spent it already?

Chuck said, ?Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.?

The farmer asked, ?What ya gonna do with him??

Chuck said, ?I'm going to raffle him off.?

The farmer said, ?You can't raffle off a dead horse!?

Chuck said, ?Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.?

A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, ?What happened with that dead horse??

Chuck said, ?I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $998.?

The farmer said, ?Didn't anyone complain??

Chuck said, ?Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.?

Chuck grew up and works now for the government. He was the one who figured out how to "bail us out."

I liked it!

I so thought it was going to suck when I first clicked the thread though.

collegeboobies · 01-10-2009, 10:27 PM

There is nothing funny about the bailout sir.

liqqwid · 01-10-2009, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by collegeboobies

There is nothing funny about the bailout sir.

sure there is, we're bailing out all these multi-million dollar corporations so the board members dont have to take a cut in salary, then as honest hard working taxpayers, we get to pay for it ;)

raven1083 · 01-10-2009, 11:09 PM

cool one! thanks for sharing!

bobby666 · 01-11-2009, 01:25 AM

nice one

rowan · 01-11-2009, 02:53 AM

Good joke, but wouldn't the net profit be $898?

$1000 - $100 - $2

Doctor Dre · 01-11-2009, 04:22 AM

What does it have to do with the current situation ?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-11-2009, 07:49 AM

ADG

KRosh · 01-11-2009, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

What does it have to do with the current situation ?

nothing -

it's just the name of the joke

spacedog · 01-11-2009, 04:21 PM

bailout = scam

Helix · 01-11-2009, 06:34 PM

Do you think the Gov will try and use the economic crisis to ram the Amero and the North American Union down our throats. Just wondering what you think.

Spunky · 01-11-2009, 08:55 PM

Heh heh,good for a chuckle

tranza · 01-12-2009, 07:37 AM

Great joke!!

01-10-2009, 10:00 PM	#1
KRosh So Fucking Outlawed Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 5,114	Bailout - Funny Joke Young Chuck in Montana bought a horse from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day he drove up and said, ?Sorry son, but have some bad news; the horse died.? Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.? The farmer said, ?Can't do that. I went and spent it already? Chuck said, ?Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.? The farmer asked, ?What ya gonna do with him?? Chuck said, ?I'm going to raffle him off.? The farmer said, ?You can't raffle off a dead horse!? Chuck said, ?Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.? A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, ?What happened with that dead horse?? Chuck said, ?I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $998.? The farmer said, ?Didn't anyone complain?? Chuck said, ?Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.? Chuck grew up and works now for the government. He was the one who figured out how to "bail us out." __________________ ICQ 115433750

01-10-2009, 10:05 PM	#2
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01-10-2009, 10:27 PM	#5
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01-11-2009, 02:53 AM	#9
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	Good joke, but wouldn't the net profit be $898? $1000 - $100 - $2

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01-11-2009, 04:21 PM	#13
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01-12-2009, 07:37 AM	#16
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