Whats a good first handgun for a 5 year old. - GoFuckYourself.com

marketsmart · 01-15-2009, 01:15 PM

i want to get my nephew a handgun for his upcoming 5th b-day.

it needs to be something he can handle and probably small enough for someone his size to conceal.

size wise, a 22 caliber pistol would work, but i just dont think he will be happy with the stopping power if he ever gets in a jam.

do you think the ppk is too heavy for a five year old and does the ppk have the stopping power?

please let me know what would be the best for him..

Sly · 01-15-2009, 01:16 PM

LOL this should be a good thread...

atom · 01-15-2009, 01:16 PM

snub nose .38

Meeper · 01-15-2009, 01:17 PM

2012 · 01-15-2009, 01:18 PM

Deej · 01-15-2009, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Meeper

MOther fuckers gotta walk before he can run

who · 01-15-2009, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Meeper

Oh yes, and Israeli-made desert eagle sure does sound good....

marketsmart · 01-15-2009, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Meeper

thats way too big.. he's only about 4 feet tall...

it needs to be small enough so no one knows he packing...

marketsmart · 01-15-2009, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by fartfly

my nephew would fucking choke slam that faggot...

sperbonzo · 01-15-2009, 01:21 PM

Anything chambered .357 and up should have enough stopping power for those playground firefights, but if you want him to be totally safe, I would recommend a Thompson .45 with a 50 round mag. He probably won't need ranges longer than 50 yards, and at full auto, he can take out multiple targets quickly. As long as you teach him about muzzle rise the recoil is very easy to handle

I think they are making a "Spongebob" color scheme for the thompson now.... should be a big hit with your nephew

marketsmart · 01-15-2009, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo

Anything chambered .357 and up should have enough stopping power for those playground firefights, but if you want him to be totally safe, I would recommend a Thompson .45 with a 50 round mag. He probably won't need ranges longer than 50 yards, and at full auto, he can take out multiple targets quickly.

I think they are making a "Spongebob" color scheme for the thompson now.... should be a big hit with your nephew

my nephew is a straight up gangster...

he needs protection when he's slingin' rocks...

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-15-2009, 01:24 PM

I would say an AK-47.

marketsmart · 01-15-2009, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by AlienQ

I would say an AK-47.

first of all, thats way too big for him..

and the cops would be all over him..

he already did a stretch in rikers for possession with intent to distribute and a trumped up racketeering charge...

Ethersync · 01-15-2009, 01:32 PM

Chicks Delivery · 01-15-2009, 01:32 PM

LOL... funny thread!

ADL Colin · 01-15-2009, 01:35 PM

Definitely a .22. That's what I started my daughter on when she was 5. She likes a .38 now though.

Overload · 01-15-2009, 01:36 PM

"bring 'em young to break 'em in for military career" HUH?
serious, get him some ballet training instead of such shit

dont you remember a 6yo shooting a 6yo girl in flint? watch
"bowling for columbine" and dont buy a weapon for a kid ...
they do stupid things ...

DaddyHalbucks · 01-15-2009, 01:36 PM

John-ACWM · 01-15-2009, 01:41 PM

Have no idea but you should post a pic with your final choice

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 01-15-2009, 01:41 PM

Ignore all the pussies, bitches, and softhearted faggots that are undoubtedly going to make their way into this thread.

At 5 years old, I was shooting gophers with my dad's single shot .22 all day long, i loved it. but i had hand the staple 'daisy red ryder' for a year easy by that time. I'd say at 5 years old, a good startr pistol, would be a Marksmen or Daisy BB gun. They aren't overly expensive, aren't likely to kill much of anything or hurt anyone too badly in the case of an accident. Spend some time withhim, teach him the rules, and make sure they are enforced upon him, If he jackasses around with it, points it at someone (even unloaded) etc etc, take it a way in a snap. I used to love laying int he grass with my red ryder shootin bumble bees off my mom's flowers. Get him a BB gun and he'll blow hours in the backyard shooting pop cans up. He doesn't need a handcannon to have fun or learn proper shooting ethics. give him some time with the pistol until you are comfortable that he has the proper ethics instilled in him, then bump him up a .22 revolver or something rad like that...

StuartD · 01-15-2009, 01:42 PM

omg, I love GFY sometimes

tranza · 01-15-2009, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Ethersync

Lollolol! I couldn't agree more!!

Deej · 01-15-2009, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Meeper

MOther fuckers gotta walk before he can run

marketsmart · 01-15-2009, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Overload

"bring 'em young to break 'em in for military career" HUH?
serious, get him some ballet training instead of such shit

dont you remember a 6yo shooting a 6yo girl in flint? watch
"bowling for columbine" and dont buy a weapon for a kid ...
they do stupid things ...

listen up.. my nephew doesnt need any faggotry in his life like ballet or bowling..

he is a straight pipe hitting nigga...

he runs all the rock and weed selling for a 4 block radius in watts..

he also has a string a bitches that he tricks out...

and dont even get me started on his loan sharking and protection business..

because of the nature of his business, he sometimes might run across an unsavory element..

i just dont want him to have to live in fear....

so please.. tell me what kind of gun i should get for him..

420 · 01-15-2009, 01:55 PM

The lady derringer .357 would be perfect for his small fingers. It has great stopping power although it is only a single shot.

TyroneGoldberg · 01-15-2009, 02:01 PM

a mac-10 with the pin shaved down 2cm...

mvee · 01-15-2009, 02:12 PM

got go old school so the recoil builds up his strength.

TyroneGoldberg · 01-15-2009, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

first of all, thats way too big for him..

and the cops would be all over him..

he already did a stretch in rikers for possession with intent to distribute and a trumped up racketeering charge...

how the fuck in did time in rikers when you said he's in cali???

RayVega · 01-15-2009, 02:28 PM

Smith and Wesson Centennial:
My six year old has no trouble handling it. It's small, light, and has the decent stopping power of a .38. Plus it's hammerless so when someone tries to take his lunch money, he can shoot it while still inside his coat pocket without it getting jammed on the fabric or being caught on elementary school surveillance cameras waiving it around.

Another plus is the built in lock. A small key (like a handcuff key) you can keep on your key chain locks/unlocks the gun, giving added locking safety so you don't have to scratch it up with a cable or trigger lock when left in his cubbie hole or spongebob lunchbox in the back of the classroom.

Not very accurate though, small barrel and light weight means it must be used at close range. But other than that, it's great for that little gansta thug in your life.

Guns don't kill people, poorly parented children do.

.

RayVega · 01-15-2009, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

The lady derringer .357 would be perfect for his small fingers. It has great stopping power although it is only a single shot.

I thought it was a piggy back two shot?

marketsmart · 01-15-2009, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by RayVega

Smith and Wesson Centennial:
My six year old has no trouble handling it. It's small, light, and has the decent stopping power of a .38. Plus it's hammerless so when someone tries to take his lunch money, he can shoot it while still inside his coat pocket without it getting jammed on the fabric or being caught on elementary school surveillance cameras waiving it around.

Another plus is the built in lock. A small key (like a handcuff key) you can keep on your key chain locks/unlocks the gun, giving added locking safety so you don't have to scratch it up with a cable or trigger lock when left in his cubbie hole or spongebob lunchbox in the back of the classroom.

Not very accurate though, small barrel and light weight means it must be used at close range. But other than that, it's great for that little gansta thug in your life.

Guns don't kill people, poorly parented children do.

.

thanks.. i will definitely look into that..

marketsmart · 01-15-2009, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by TyroneGoldberg

how the fuck in did time in rikers when you said he's in cali???

they worked out a special deal with the attorney general in NY..

apparently because of my nephews gang affiliations, they considered him too dangerous to be locked up in LA...

the funny thing is that my nephew went into jail with a bachelors in marijuana and came out with a doctorate in cocaine...

LeRoy · 01-15-2009, 02:53 PM

When I was about 7. My uncle trained me with his first gun.

Its a was a single shot 12 gauge with no recoil pad.

The words are ringing in my ear. "Make a man out of you yet"

CDSmith · 01-15-2009, 02:54 PM

This is without a doubt the best gun thread I've seen on here in a long time.

_Richard_ · 01-15-2009, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

oooo the good old days

CDSmith · 01-15-2009, 03:01 PM

Seriously, a 5 yr old needs something fun, something to keep him occupied.

You should get him a Swiss army gun

ContentSHOOTER · 01-15-2009, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

thats way too big.. he's only about 4 feet tall...

it needs to be small enough so no one knows he packing...

Why dose a 5 year old have to pack??????????????

Meeper · 01-15-2009, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej

MOther fuckers gotta walk before he can run

hahahahaha

marketsmart · 01-15-2009, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by ContentSHOOTER

Why dose a 5 year old have to pack??????????????

if your my nephew...

$5700 in cash, 4 ounces of rock, a few ounces of weed, and a couple dozen e bombs....

and if he's in hollywood, he likes to ride with the horse..

Young · 01-15-2009, 03:15 PM

Get him one of these...

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Oct. 27, 2008 ?

With his father and a firearms instructor standing nearby, an 8-year-old Connecticut boy shot himself in the head with a submachine gun yesterday, killing himself in an accident some say should never have happened.

Christopher Bizilj was testing a 9 mm Micro Uzi at the Westfield Sportsman's Club in Westfield, Mass., as part of the Machine Gun Shoot and Firearms Expo, when he shot himself Sunday.

"The firearm instructor prepped the weapon for him, and once it was ready he handed it to the child," Westfield Police Lt. Hipolito Nunez told ABCNews.com today. Christopher then pulled the trigger, and the gun's recoil pulled the barrel upward, causing a round to hit him on the right side of his head, according Nunez. He was pronounced dead a short time later at Baystate Medical Center in nearby Springfield.

Massachusetts law allows a child to fire a gun with parental consent, so long as there's an active permit for the gun and a licensed firearm instructor is supervising. It is unclear whether the gun had a permit or whether the instructor was licensed, but Nunez said Christopher's father was nearby.

Christopher's family, including his father, Dr. Charles Bizilj, who is the director of emergency medicine at Johnson Memorial Hospital in Stafford Springs, Conn., could not be reached for comment.

But according to Ted Oven, a gun retailer and president of the Massachusetts Association of Firearms Dealers, Christopher should have never been allowed to handle a submachine gun on his own.

Oven has shot similar weapons and said the recoil is tough to control even for an adult.

"It requires all my strength," said Oven, who added that he did not have much experience with the Micro Uzi. "For an 8-year-old, it was inappropriate."

The Micro Uzi, he said, is a tough gun to get a permit for and retails for several thousand dollars. He was not at the expo when Christopher was shot but said that because the gun is fully automatic, it likely shot off several rounds in a couple of seconds when the boy pulled the trigger.

Information found on Uzitalk.com, an Internet forum dedicated to the Israeli-made submachine guns, described the Micro Uzi as coming on the market in 1986 and having the capability to fire 25 rounds in less than 30 seconds. The guns, manufactured by Israeli Military Industries Ltd., are generally designed for military and police use.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/Story?id=6121915&page=1

ContentSHOOTER · 01-15-2009, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

if your my nephew...

$5700 in cash, 4 ounces of rock, a few ounces of weed, and a couple dozen e bombs....

and if he's in hollywood, he likes to ride with the horse..

Well that cleared everything up, thank you..............

V_RocKs · 01-15-2009, 03:22 PM

Go with a 22 for now.. Then move him to the PPK if he needs more stopping power and has a good aim.

marketsmart · 01-15-2009, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ContentSHOOTER

Well that cleared everything up, thank you..............

he was wearing baggy pants for awhile which was plenty of room for all his gear, but then he got into wearing alligator gucci loafers and now he likes his pants a little tighter around the legs so he can show those gators off to the ladies...

brassmonkey · 01-15-2009, 03:28 PM

hahahaha u got jokes did u hear of the 8 year old here that killed his dad and roommate i think it more to the story i dont think he did it a super soaker would do just fine when i was 5 it was ruff

brassmonkey · 01-15-2009, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Ethersync

WTF do you live in the United States

you need a quarter

or a damn dollar

marketsmart · 01-15-2009, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

hahahaha u got jokes did u hear of the 8 year old here that killed his dad and roommate i think it more to the story i dont think he did it a super soaker would do just fine when i was 5 it was ruff

thats what happens when u smoke up your kids stash..

and i dont know if you are aware of this, but the term "roomate" is often used to describe a closeted homosexuals live in lover..

anyone knows that you cant mix guns and fagottry...

it never ends well...

didnt you see the crying game...

The Judge · 01-15-2009, 03:44 PM

5 year old should not play with guns

halfpint · 01-15-2009, 03:46 PM

brassmonkey · 01-15-2009, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by The Judge

5 year old should not play with guns

go reb

brassmonkey · 01-15-2009, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpint

yeah he died

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marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	Whats a good first handgun for a 5 year old. i want to get my nephew a handgun for his upcoming 5th b-day. it needs to be something he can handle and probably small enough for someone his size to conceal. size wise, a 22 caliber pistol would work, but i just dont think he will be happy with the stopping power if he ever gets in a jam. do you think the ppk is too heavy for a five year old and does the ppk have the stopping power? please let me know what would be the best for him..

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sperbonzo I'd rather be on my boat. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 9,748	Anything chambered .357 and up should have enough stopping power for those playground firefights, but if you want him to be totally safe, I would recommend a Thompson .45 with a 50 round mag. He probably won't need ranges longer than 50 yards, and at full auto, he can take out multiple targets quickly. As long as you teach him about muzzle rise the recoil is very easy to handle I think they are making a "Spongebob" color scheme for the thompson now.... should be a big hit with your nephew __________________ Michael Sperber / Acella Financial LLC/ Online Payment Processing [email protected] / http://Acellafinancial.com/ ICQ 177961090 / Tel +1 909 NET BILL / Skype msperber Last edited by sperbonzo; 01-15-2009 at 01:22 PM..

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RayVega Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York ICQ#348007554 Posts: 4,212	Smith and Wesson Centennial: My six year old has no trouble handling it. It's small, light, and has the decent stopping power of a .38. Plus it's hammerless so when someone tries to take his lunch money, he can shoot it while still inside his coat pocket without it getting jammed on the fabric or being caught on elementary school surveillance cameras waiving it around. Another plus is the built in lock. A small key (like a handcuff key) you can keep on your key chain locks/unlocks the gun, giving added locking safety so you don't have to scratch it up with a cable or trigger lock when left in his cubbie hole or spongebob lunchbox in the back of the classroom. Not very accurate though, small barrel and light weight means it must be used at close range. But other than that, it's great for that little gansta thug in your life. Guns don't kill people, poorly parented children do. . __________________ Ray "The Don" Vega Managing Director Private Equity Fund [email protected] Last edited by RayVega; 01-15-2009 at 02:30 PM..

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