AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE

Tours for $250.oo.

1 Warning 1 Splash template ( Content not included or placed ), 1 Join Template
Quality to expect?

http://www.ialien.com/pieces/almostvirgins/index2.html

Delivery time 2 days tops.

Galleries.
5.00 Dollars per template. I create you a template you put in the content.

Banners 1 Buck each. 1 fucking dollar.

468X60 1 buck ( Order of 10 )
120X60 Free with the order of one 468X60.

Need a TGP Header? How about 15 bucks?
Ya get a basic Logo on a 750WX320H and a working color theme with some design elements.

Company Logo or site Logo/Blog Logo? How about 10 bucks? Sure why not. 10 bucks for a header logo.

Got a project that does not meet any of that criteria?
Hit me up I will still give you a deal.

I need work and seemingly no one has anything these days. I look forward to working with you if you got anything that needs to be done.

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Deej

1 fucking dollar?!?!?!?

Thats Blow out pricing!!!

Good luck man, I need a little more work load too... got some, but not enough for comfort right now...

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AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE

FUck you asshole. Eat my dick. I lower my prices because of fuckheads like you.

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JamesK

Maybe if you knew when to shut up and act professional you'd have more work by now. Most of your work is better than a lot of other designers on GFY, yet THEY are successful.

Honestly if you weren't such a fucking idiot I'd have placed an order right now.

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Blingbaby

So you hijack his thread? That's pretty lame dude..

Va2k

AMEN

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Ethersync

Dude. Chill. You're going to scare away potential customers

Do you do wordpress themes?

selena

What kinds of payment can you take? Because I have stuff that needs done.

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Machete_

"Delivery time 2 days tops" -- yeah right!!!

Deej

Well, there goes truly trying to make a nice comment in another thread...

so ill humor this... Why me? YOu want to undercut me? I dont have any methods that put your pricing in danger... so what am I doing with my business that undermines yours?

I offer my service for a fair price... not the best, not the worst... but very universal .. plus i do a whole lot more than design...

Ive never been a 'jerk' to you alien... Ive just said that some of your thoughts are wrong... Its damn near always dealing with css...

Im not hijacking... was truly taking a moment to bump and talk nice...

please... anyone that reads this thread needing design work... look at aliens portfolio... not mine...

however if you see my sig in another thread - feel free to check out my goods... but seriously. not here....

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AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE

Deej ya Hi Jacked my thread and that was your intent. Fuck you dude. Seriously.

For the rest of you fag's I am not worried about losing any business or being apologetic I am not trying to get designers to work with me so fuck off about the pretentious be professional courteous would be helpful bullshit.

Eat my dick.

Now for real clients that might need something please hit me up, you will find that I am highly respectful, and helpful in the course of what work lies ahead


I do take Epass at this time and Checks sorry no Paypal at the moment.

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Deej

Did not intend it - I intended a different subject than what we were arguing about in another thread... After looking at my last sentence I do see how it can be sorta hijacking, but i truly did not mean it...

I apologize alien.. I just truly meant to show some similarity and i mentioned also needing more work...

I didnt fully think out what i said and how it would come out...

Im not the jerk you have me in your mind as...

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dial

you would have clicked the box that disables your signature if that were true....or not posted at all

Deej

youre all right - it was hijacking - but truly i didnt intend it as so...

I was really only trying to have casual talk after our mutual arguing in another thread...

in hinesight - it was hijacking... but i didnt mean it... just a coincidence of professions...

Voodoo

Spot Siggin'?

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AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE

See this is how I see it.

According to the GFY experts....
I suck, I know nothing about CSS, I know nothing about design, I suck at photoshop according to every designer on this board. I know nothing about this businesws and I better not have an opinion on anything. Yet there are those that seen my work looked at my design and say its not so bad and some that even understand what I have to say and have said.

Well my conclusion is drop the prices get more clients in the door, show people that take up my services the things I know and how I do things and those people will find the truth.

Truth is you will get a quality designer and professional service that knows what to do and follows instructions well. Hopefully I will be someone that you can depend on to design for you time and time again.

I guess I got more proving to do and the more shit talk I get the less business I get and the further I lower my prices. My competitors cheer in glee knowing that I am poor and broke and have nearly zero in my bank. So you want to starve me out...
I will starve you fucker designers out at the same time I am now Cheaper than you and will design better than you hands down for less money.

Any price a designer quotes you I gurantee I will beat it and perform better than they do.
Thats my guarantee to every new client that comes as a result of this post.

Give a guy a chance and do not believe the GFY bullshitters that have nothing but negative shit to say. See sig and pick me for your projects

Thank you.

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AmeliaG

I don't mean to be inadequately dramatic, but, if I may mention business for a moment, could you please post some banner samples. Thanks much. Feel free to ICQ them to me as well.

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Deej

Good stuff... Now that means business!!!

I hope you realize I have never shit talked your work. if youre referring to others fine... But even today like I have in the past, I have commented on your work. In positive manners. Never negative, I like most of your graphics...

Youve been around longer than me , you have respect for that... I just tell you some things are wrong and you act like im killing your dog and dreams...

no worries man... Ill continue sayng what i feel in a nice calm manner... you can keep thinking im hating on you and blowing up...

Good luck man

Deej

totally awesome

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Sure! Here is a few recent ones done I think a week or two ago for one client:

http://www.ialien.com/pieces/hazy/

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wdforty

Dude, your real competitors are actually working instead of trolling message boards all day.

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chupachups

Alien chill down

AlCapone

7 years experience? Never heard of you. What is your experience in? Your domain was reg'd in 05. You've been reg'd here since 04. That accounts for approximately 4 years at the most. What did you do for the previous 3+ years related to adult? 7 years ago was in '02, and I don't recall seeing you around anywhere.

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AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE

You charge to much. Any tour in your portfolio I can beat in quality and do it way cheaper.

according to your site:

Paysite Package #1
$899
1 reality paysite tour,
6 banners,
3 hosted gallery designs.


Dude I'll do all that for like 600 bucks maybe even $450.00.

I been doing that for years already. So why ya come here again?

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Aric

Do you like this skin?

Aric

For fun. He's working.

AlCapone

The GFY skin? Sure, I like it for a $200 design.

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Aric

He's not the one here begging for work.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE

If thats what ya want to call it. I call it ripping people off for over priced shit.

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Iron Fist

Christ man, you need to relax.. your quality is good, but your so damn unstable on here makes me nervous to ship you any work, will I get it in time, will you chew my head off for asking for a change in design, etc etc.

Just be professional, save the drama for the real trolls....

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Aric

You're looking at some guy's portofilio on some guy's site.

I love working with Tim - and he has full time work - he doesn't do banners for $1.

JD

congrats. but remember most ppl think you're batshit crazy

AlCapone

How does that answer my question? His site claims 7 years experience. I asked how does he calculate that.

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AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE

I have been known to make over 20 different page layout designs for 1 client because it was not exactly right. CHanges in designs are expected absolutly and the way I do it is pretty simple.

I make 1 draft thats basic in structure you like we move forward.
I make an improved draft that introduces the color theme to the structure with basic graphical text holders. You like we move forward.
I fine tune the layout detail the color theme, even things up, get more accurate graphical text in. You like we move forward.
I present a final layout and we work out text details in it. YOu like?

I cut it up, move it into an HTML based layout template and hand it over.

If it is the sort of layout that requires integration to a system of some sort I do not really do that and I am honest about what I can integrate and can not integrate when it comes to that sort of thing, but most guys that use a script handles actual integration of my designs and its never a problem.

Regarding Blogs I do Blog Designs as well by taking a theme and adjusting it and recreating them. THere are literaly tons of blog themes out there these days that are free, and I am very good at recustomizing exhisting templated blog themes

Again ya need anything hit me up.

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wdforty

Not that it matters, but I have been registered on another forum since Apr 2001. I've also used different domains

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Aric

I guess he can answer those questions for you.

I'm just speaking from someone who works with him daily. He's fast, delivers, designs convert, and he's not mentally deficient.

The same can't be said for the topic starter.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE

You also have to remember that I do not claim to be sane myself so whats your point?

If you work in porn it is safe to say you are probably a little batshit crazy as well so if you are nuts or sane I can work with you.

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iMind

I've noticed that Deej is constantly posting in every designers threads, good or bad, always - always - and that's a fact...

He said above he's not got enough work for comfort, so probably why he does it.

If I was a designer desperate enough to post on this board, that'd piss me off for sure.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE

Well when you are done getting ripped off by paying to much give me a shot!

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Aric

That'll never happen. Good luck with those $1 banners.

Ethersync

He blew right by my business related question. I am trying to possibly send some work his way and I think he told me to eat a dick

iMind

He can't code .. so he can't do wordpress

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE

NO I didnt, you just have a hard time reading message boards obviously.

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Ethersync

Want to make a logo for this guy? I'll pay for it.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?p=15351403

Yes, I am serious

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE

Man the hate you people put down...
Its amazing and truly un ending. Its brilliant, clever with the sole objective to interfere, mislead and ultimatly paint another guy as the loser, or loony toon, or some other sort of fuck up.

Its really pure genious at work. The depths of hate you fucks sink to.
There is no bottom to it.

Congrats trolls you win, as usual.

But it wont stop this thread luckily and for those that want to cut through the shit and want to get to the truth about my services feel free to hit me up

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Aric

You are your worst enemy. Point fingers, blame others - but that is the bottom line.

JD

i'm just gunna be honest here alienq... if you feel like flaming me afterwords go for it. I'm already expecting you to post my prices/designs and say they're too much/crap/etc so don't bother ;) Hey at least I chose to not show my sig...

You do great designs but your problem is your ego. From the way you speak on the boards, you have the "my designs are great and everyone elses' work is total shit and overpriced". What you think about the prices of other designers is your opinion and you're entitled to it but it doesn't look good when a designer bashes other designers works. Sure if they look like they were made in MSPaint by all means go off on them I sure do but what you think and what the client thinks are totally different ideas of "good work"

If I was looking to hire a designer and given the choice between you and your discounted prices versus another designer with higher prices but a more professional appearance... I'd hire the later. On top of that, you refuse to give people what they want... CSS... Just because you think it's not needed doesn't mean you shouldn't at least offer it as an option.

cybermike

show some tgp gallery designs

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