Official Obama photoshop thread

[RRRED]

I have seen a whole bunch of really good ones today but they're spread out. Post em all here!

[HorseShit]

you should have started with one

[Ace_luffy]

bump thread!!!

[MetaMan]

if he was white this thread would not exist.

[RRRED]

Originally Posted by jdavis

you should have started with one

I know. I was gonna and the phone rang. I'll dig for one...

[John-ACWM]

Originally Posted by jdavis

you should have started with one

Indeed,now I don't know what I'm looking for

[The Truth Hurts]

two that i did for one reason or another..

[RRRED]

[sex69]

Not bad, bump for the thread

[Khulan]

He will be the best president of the U.S.

[mozadek]

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[AsianDivaGirlsWebDude]

ADG

[Scott McD]

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

That guy wishes...

[markuskulit]

Bump for a nice thread!

[MrDeiz]

and the winner is......

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

[Dvae]

[brassmonkey]

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

you just wish he was dumb thats what yaw said in football and basketball

[Dvae]

[D Ghost]

Some of these are absolutely hilarious

[brassmonkey]

Originally Posted by DJ The Kid

Some of these are absolutely hilarious

so are blacks are wrong or do they need to be worried same kkk shit damn it was a good day im not going to even worry draw this stuff as long as hes safe sticks and stones u feel better good

[onwebcam]

[Dvae]

[HomerSimpson]

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

[onwebcam]

[Quagmire]

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

so are blacks are wrong or do they need to be worried same kkk shit damn it was a good day im not going to even worry draw this stuff as long as hes safe sticks and stones u feel better good

Can you repeat that for us, but this time in english? Thanks.

[brassmonkey]

Originally Posted by Quagmire

Can you repeat that for us, but this time in english? Thanks.

us wtf are you talking about U.S. Citizens you are too short to ride

[Quagmire]

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

us wtf are you talking about U.S. Citizens you are too short to ride

Uhhhhhh, still not getting it. Can you repeat it, but a little louder this time for the people in the back rows?

[onwebcam]

[brassmonkey]

Originally Posted by Quagmire

Uhhhhhh, still not getting it. Can you repeat it, but a little louder this time for the people in the back rows?

nevermind this is an adult board no worries nice try

[Helix]

[brassmonkey]

Originally Posted by Helix

small ass mind thats your best hes the commander in chief dummy negro is in charge

[Helix]

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

small ass mind thats your best hes the commander in chief dummy negro is in charge

He can't do any worse than GWB.
I bet you dont even know the story behind that do you.

[Emily Saint]

wow, the dancing one with Palin is really good

[Helix]

For BrassMonkey -
Legend has it that George Washington created the first groomsman hitching post, or "Jocko," in honor of the frozen slave in the 1770s.

According to Florida Atlantic University history professor Kenneth W. Goings, in his book Mammy and Uncle Mose (Indiana University Press), Gen. Washington wanted to mount a surprise attack on a British encampment during the Revolutionary War. Several blacks ? slaves and free men ? joined the group.

A young black man named Tom Graves wanted to fight but Washington said he was too young and asked the boy to hold a lantern for the troops as they crossed the Delaware, Goings writes. (Some versions of this story say it was Graves? son, "Jocko," a nickname or given name, who died holding the reins of the horses.)

Another version of the story:

When the troops rowed back after the battle, instead of finding their horses hitched to a post, the reins were in the hands of Graves, who had frozen to death. Washington was moved by the boy?s dedication, Goings writes, and ordered a statue made in his honor.
All night long Jocko Graves had stood there freezing from the ice and snow. he had crossed earlier with his father; Tom Graves. Tom was among the sixty Negro volunteer troops in Washington's immediate command. When the patriots were needed to take care and herd the horses on the Jersey side, Graves was among the volunteers. His son, Jocko, having the attributes of a normal boy, tagged along with his father. When the horses were gathered, someone asked, "who will hold the General's horses?" Jocko was quick to step forward, saying, "I will."
When George Washington realized the supreme sacrifice made by the little Negro boy, he was very much impressed. He told his officers about it and they in turn told their men whose hopes and valor were restored as if by magic. The Colonials charged the Red Coats and Hessians at Trenton, routing the garrison, killing and capturing over 1,000 royalists. Only four patriots died; two in battle and two frozen to death. Jocko is counted among the latter.
It was the turning point for Washington. Nicholas Cresswell who knew the father of our country personally; wrote the following:

Six weeks ago, I was lamenting the unhappy situation of the Americans and crying the wretched conditions of the much beloved General... But now the scale turned and Washington's name is extolled to the clouds.

After the War, and after serving as the first President of the United States, George Washington returned to his estate at Mount Vernon. There he ordered two sculptures to be erected commemorating America's great political and military crisis: A Dove of Peace in iron-work was added to the cupola as a weather vane and a statue of Jocko stepping bravely forward to hold the horses as if saying, "I will, " was set up on the lawn before the mansion.

Others think the black lawn jockeys were representative of blacks? role in organized horse racing. But this connection has been strongly disputed.

http://www.loudounhistory.org/histor...ey-statues.htm

[Doctor Feelgood]

[brassmonkey]

Well we know better a black man is the boss now im sure he had to adjust his powdered wig

Originally Posted by Helix

For BrassMonkey -
Legend has it that George Washington created the first groomsman hitching post, or "Jocko," in honor of the frozen slave in the 1770s.

According to Florida Atlantic University history professor Kenneth W. Goings, in his book Mammy and Uncle Mose (Indiana University Press), Gen. Washington wanted to mount a surprise attack on a British encampment during the Revolutionary War. Several blacks – slaves and free men – joined the group.

A young black man named Tom Graves wanted to fight but Washington said he was too young and asked the boy to hold a lantern for the troops as they crossed the Delaware, Goings writes. (Some versions of this story say it was Graves’ son, "Jocko," a nickname or given name, who died holding the reins of the horses.)

Another version of the story:

When the troops rowed back after the battle, instead of finding their horses hitched to a post, the reins were in the hands of Graves, who had frozen to death. Washington was moved by the boy’s dedication, Goings writes, and ordered a statue made in his honor.
All night long Jocko Graves had stood there freezing from the ice and snow. he had crossed earlier with his father; Tom Graves. Tom was among the sixty Negro volunteer troops in Washington's immediate command. When the patriots were needed to take care and herd the horses on the Jersey side, Graves was among the volunteers. His son, Jocko, having the attributes of a normal boy, tagged along with his father. When the horses were gathered, someone asked, "who will hold the General's horses?" Jocko was quick to step forward, saying, "I will."
When George Washington realized the supreme sacrifice made by the little Negro boy, he was very much impressed. He told his officers about it and they in turn told their men whose hopes and valor were restored as if by magic. The Colonials charged the Red Coats and Hessians at Trenton, routing the garrison, killing and capturing over 1,000 royalists. Only four patriots died; two in battle and two frozen to death. Jocko is counted among the latter.
It was the turning point for Washington. Nicholas Cresswell who knew the father of our country personally; wrote the following:

Six weeks ago, I was lamenting the unhappy situation of the Americans and crying the wretched conditions of the much beloved General... But now the scale turned and Washington's name is extolled to the clouds.

After the War, and after serving as the first President of the United States, George Washington returned to his estate at Mount Vernon. There he ordered two sculptures to be erected commemorating America's great political and military crisis: A Dove of Peace in iron-work was added to the cupola as a weather vane and a statue of Jocko stepping bravely forward to hold the horses as if saying, "I will, " was set up on the lawn before the mansion.

Others think the black lawn jockeys were representative of blacks’ role in organized horse racing. But this connection has been strongly disputed.

http://www.loudounhistory.org/histor...ey-statues.htm

[Juicy D. Links]

[Jarmusch]

Originally Posted by onwebcam

[Spunky]

Heh heh,some of those were pretty good

[Si]

Originally Posted by Spunky

Heh heh,some of those were pretty good

And some of them true

[onwebcam]

Make note of the upside down cross tattoo on his face as well.

[Mike*]

Originally Posted by RRRED

lol that's a good one

[dav3]

Originally Posted by onwebcam

damn his wife looks pissed!

[Rique]

[Almost Evil]

Originally Posted by Jarmusch

[bluemoney]

The Lawn Jockey was funny as hell.

[qxm]

Originally Posted by Rique

dam.... this one is Epic!

Originally Posted by onwebcam

DAMMM... PALIN!!! PALIN!!!!! DAMMMMM.... pretty dam good CHOP!

[RevShare it!]

Some good 1s

[ExLust]

Originally Posted by The Truth Hurts

two that i did for one reason or another..

I kinda like this one. There's a drama in the pic.

[STR$]

more pics