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Old 01-23-2009, 05:39 PM   #1
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My husband can now read my mood swings!!

My husband being unhappy with my mood swings brought me one of these mood rings so he could monitor my mood. We discovered that when I am in a good mood it turns green and when I am in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on his forehead.

Thank god he finally figured that out, it should only take ONE redmark to learn that one.
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Old 01-23-2009, 05:40 PM   #2
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Old 01-23-2009, 05:40 PM   #3
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That didn't take too long. How many years have you been married.
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Old 01-23-2009, 05:40 PM   #4
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Geez...He sure seems like a lucky duck to me..... **rolls eyes**
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Old 01-23-2009, 05:42 PM   #5
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That didn't take too long. How many years have you been married.
Only 25 years. but you know guys, it takes them awhile for shit to sink into their heads.


And before anyone gets all damn crazy, we do not hit each other...... a friend of his found this joke and sent it to him, he sent it to me and I atered it to fit..... lmao
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Old 01-23-2009, 07:08 PM   #6
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Old 01-23-2009, 07:41 PM   #7
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I saw that joke posted on a joke site
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Old 01-23-2009, 08:43 PM   #8
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lol very funny!
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Old 01-23-2009, 09:16 PM   #9
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Hahahahaha.... Good one!
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Old 01-23-2009, 09:31 PM   #10
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Old 01-23-2009, 11:25 PM   #11
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I saw that joke posted on a joke site
Who the hell knows where they found it, but I laughed so hard i almost choked on my coffee... lmao
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Old 01-23-2009, 11:26 PM   #12
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Haha that's a good one
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Old 01-24-2009, 01:36 AM   #13
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Who the hell knows where they found it, but I laughed so hard i almost choked on my coffee... lmao
http://www.sickipedia.org/joke/10359
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