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Fletch XXX · 01-21-2009, 01:46 PM

not bad, not too strict. (ive been reading about this stuff over last couple of days and this caught my attention!)

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The full requirements to become a Hells Angel are the following: candidates must have a valid driver's license, have a working Harley Davidson motorcycle and cannot be a child molester or have applied to become a police officer or prison guard

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hells_Angels

i guess they dont like cops! my kind of bros.

MaDalton · 01-21-2009, 01:48 PM

hahaha - they're missing a few things - especially if you want to apply for some higher ranks like sergeant at arms or treasurer

Fletch XXX · 01-21-2009, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

hahaha - they're missing a few things - especially if you want to apply for some higher ranks like sergeant at arms or treasurer

treasurer sounds nice, considering the amount of money the HA takes in annually heheh...

halfpint · 01-21-2009, 02:12 PM

Join a MCC club (side patch) run with them for a few years then join a MC club (back patch) run with them for a few years and you will get to go to the HA clubs, Just make sure that the clubs you join are friends of the HA. I had some good times over here in the UK in the HA clubs when I was a member of (the swamp rats mc) Those were the good old days, but be prepared to get involved with all sorts of club politics and ethics and also be prepared for a few punch ups every now and then...

halfpint · 01-21-2009, 02:22 PM

Oh forgot to say only one of our members died while I ran with the club and our sergant at arms got a bloody mouth, We got surrounded by a much bigger club at a pub, they even went as far as blocking all the exits We were with our woman so it was out of order for the other club to do what they did. We did sort it out in the end with just a few people getting bloody noses as they were only after one of our members, I will never forget my misses picking up a pint glass ready to hit somebody over the head..lol thank god it did not get into a full blown club on club punch up cause we would have been slaughtered, but the rallies were out of this world and the friends which I made from meeting other clubs was well worth all the hassle at the time.

baddog · 01-21-2009, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

hahaha - they're missing a few things - especially if you want to apply for some higher ranks like sergeant at arms or treasurer

This isn't General Motors, you don't exactly apply for these positions.

JFK · 01-21-2009, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

hahaha - they're missing a few things - especially if you want to apply for some higher ranks like sergeant at arms or treasurer

you're not going to get to be eighter one of those right off the bat. You have to be a striker 1st , then you may become a full member

Reak AGV · 01-21-2009, 02:28 PM

I doubt those are the only requirements..

Fletch XXX · 01-21-2009, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpint

Oh forgot to say only one of our members died while I ran with the club and our sergant at arms got a bloody mouth, We got surrounded by a much bigger club at a pub, they even went as far as blocking all the exits We were with our woman so it was out of order for the other club to do what they did. We did sort it out in the end with just a few people getting bloody noses as they were only after one of our members, I will never forget my misses picking up a pint glass ready to hit somebody over the head..lol thank god it did not get into a full blown club on club punch up cause we would have been slaughtered, but the rallies were out of this world and the friends which I made from meeting other clubs was well worth all the hassle at the time.

shit me and cherry been in quite a few bar brawls and im not even a MC member. Cherry has cracked more than one glass over a chicks head LOL

and lord knows ive been in enough bar fights

interesting note, the bar fights ive been in i used advice given to me by my bikeruncles that saved my ass....

it may sound silly now, but when I was a kid he would tell me about all his barfights and what he learned, and to this day that advice is fresh in my head, but my bar days are over...

more than one of my uncles are bikers

BVF · 01-21-2009, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

not bad, not too strict. (ive been reading about this stuff over last couple of days and this caught my attention!)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hells_Angels

i guess they dont like cops! my kind of bros.

You also have to be white and have killed someone.

JFK · 01-21-2009, 02:30 PM

where do I get my patches ??
"Red wings indicates that he or she has performed cunnilingus on a woman who was having her period at the time. Black wings indicate cunnilingus on a black woman"

Fletch XXX · 01-21-2009, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

where do I get my patches ??
"Red wings indicates that he or she has performed cunnilingus on a woman who was having her period at the time.

i bet LESS THAN 1% of the 1% have done that one! ;)

Vendzilla · 01-21-2009, 02:34 PM

getting into any club, you have to be invited to prospect
That much I've recently found out

halfpint · 01-21-2009, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

shit me and cherry been in quite a few bar brawls and im not even a MC member. Cherry has cracked more than one glass over a chicks head LOL

and lord knows ive been in enough bar fights

interesting note, the bar fights ive been in i used advice given to me by my bikeruncles that saved my ass....

it may sound silly now, but when I was a kid he would tell me about all his barfights and what he learned, and to this day that advice is fresh in my head, but my bar days are over...

more than one of my uncles are bikers

Its a good fun filled life and now that I dont run with any clubs I do miss it. I think the bike scene club wise is completly different over here in the UK compared to the USA. The clubs over here are pretty placid compared to the USA.

baddog · 01-21-2009, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF

You also have to be white and have killed someone.

Where do you kids come up with this stuff?

halfpint · 01-21-2009, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

getting into any club, you have to be invited to prospect
That much I've recently found out

ay you always have to be invited as a prospect even in most mcc clubs. Thats why its easier to work your way up from a mcc club to an mc club then get to know your local HA chapter and you never know you might just get invited to join as a prospect.

Fletch XXX · 01-21-2009, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

getting into any club, you have to be invited to prospect
That much I've recently found out

only the cool ones, you can join the Harley Rider Group lol

but yeah any true MC isnt going to be putting up signs looking for recruits.

i doubt the Honda Riders Club is too strict on requirements lol

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 01-21-2009, 02:40 PM

from what i've seen it's not overly hard. get running with some people who are already affiliated, dabble in some light drug use and heavy booze, show that you are capable of breaking someone to pieces if necessary, support for a while. bamm. i've had a couple offers in the past to move out to winnipeg and dabble in some shady shit, but no thanks!

pornguy · 01-21-2009, 02:41 PM

Sadly that was once made up of a group of people worth having around.

baddog · 01-21-2009, 02:42 PM

What is an MCC?

Vendzilla · 01-21-2009, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

only the cool ones, you can join the Harley Rider Group lol

but yeah any true MC isnt going to be putting up signs looking for recruits.

i doubt the Honda Riders Club is too strict on requirements lol

You become a HOG member when you buy a new Harley.
Funny thing thats how a lot of club members start
In the next couple months, I'll be buying my first Harley. The Henchmen have invited me to party with them. They do have a cool club house!

halfpint · 01-21-2009, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

What is an MCC?

Over here If you wear you patch on the side they are known as side patch clubs or side patch mcc's, normally pretty laid back family freindly types of clubs. When you start a patched club up over here they normally start of being an mcc club and work thier way up to being a MC club (back patch) with the permission of the HA

Doctor Dre · 01-21-2009, 02:52 PM

jI don't know what the hells angels are where you are, but over here they run the shit... literally half of the legal business in this city are owned/financed by them. They got a hand down on everything... getting in the club here is probably a lot different ! lol

JFK · 01-21-2009, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

You become a HOG member when you buy a new Harley.
Funny thing thats how a lot of club members start
In the next couple months, I'll be buying my first Harley. The Henchmen have invited me to party with them. They do have a cool club house!

Did you check out the Crossbones ? great looking ride

Fletch XXX · 01-21-2009, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

You become a HOG member when you buy a new Harley.
Funny thing thats how a lot of club members start
In the next couple months, I'll be buying my first Harley. The Henchmen have invited me to party with them. They do have a cool club house!

yeah i saw your other post about it,... i lived near a clubhouse when i lived in the Valley in Cali

believe it or not, i always enjoy having bikers around because thered never be any trouble when they were... otherwise the mexican gangs are tagging alley ways, and I always wished one of the patched members would catch those fucking lil punks and beat their ass for tagging our alley.

Vendzilla · 01-21-2009, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

yeah i saw your other post about it,... i lived near a clubhouse when i lived in the Valley in Cali

believe it or not, i always enjoy having bikers around because thered never be any trouble when they were... otherwise the mexican gangs are tagging alley ways, and I always wished one of the patched members would catch those fucking lil punks and beat their ass for tagging our alley.

when they put their club house there, all the crime moved away
there is no crime within 400 feet of there club house in a bad area of sacramento

Fletch XXX · 01-21-2009, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

when they put their club house there, all the crime moved away
there is no crime within 400 feet of there club house in a bad area of sacramento

all the bars i would hang in were popular among bikers... the only one that wasnt was The Blue Saloon on Lankershim... they did not allow colors inside, however, always had some riders outside to chill with and smoke some ganja with.

A few bikers asked me to draw tattoos for them just from hanging outside of bars with em. If you arent a fucking asshole and show some respect, Outlaws will treat you better than the cops.

Even here in new orleans, all my old hot spots were heavily populated with bikers, as I said above my kind of bros.

Juicy D. Links · 01-21-2009, 03:07 PM

i am a hells angel

Jman · 01-21-2009, 03:11 PM

LMAO this thread is hilarious in so many ways.

Go GFY bad ass bikers Go.

Vendzilla · 01-21-2009, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

all the bars i would hang in were popular among bikers... the only one that wasnt was The Blue Saloon on Lankershim... they did not allow colors inside, however, always had some riders outside to chill with and smoke some ganja with.

A few bikers asked me to draw tattoos for them just from hanging outside of bars with em. If you arent a fucking asshole and show some respect, Outlaws will treat you better than the cops.

Even here in new orleans, all my old hot spots were heavily populated with bikers, as I said above my kind of bros.

Every biker I've every know has been cool, they are just like anyone else, they want to have fun. I don't get intimidated easily, but I'm 6'3" and that gets respect from most sober people

BVF · 01-21-2009, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Where do you kids come up with this stuff?

Tell me you know ONE black hells angel....

halfpint · 01-21-2009, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

i am a hells angel

I just spoke to the president of the Socal HA chapter and he confirmed that the only reason you are an HA member is because of your boyish looks and nothing else...

baddog · 01-21-2009, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF

Tell me you know ONE black hells angel....

What does race have to do with the assertion that you had to have killed someone?

Fletch XXX · 01-21-2009, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

Every biker I've every know has been cool, they are just like anyone else, they want to have fun. I don't get intimidated easily, but I'm 6'3" and that gets respect from most sober people

well im like 5' 7" and never weighed more than 160-70 so i learned to show respect not just expect it lol

Vendzilla · 01-21-2009, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

well im like 5' 7" and never weighed more than 160-70 so i learned to show respect not just expect it lol

every once in a while, I would get a drunk that would want to take me on, I would tell them, don't make me fall on you!
I always show respect anyways, never know when someone has a gun and a bad day!

Carmine Raguso · 01-21-2009, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF

You also have to be white and have killed someone.

You don't have to have killed anyone

Deej · 01-21-2009, 03:44 PM

My step Father is a Hell's Angel... However he does not associate with any other Hell's Angel member... Not that he wouldnt... hes just an old man now is all

He is full blown though... JOined up while in prison... Came out with a bad ass chopper he built himself inside... head to toe tattoos...

I do believe it was Rick Fabel that contacted him a few years after he got out... making sure he was ok in life... All was well and i dont think he has heard from them since...

He was a biker for awhile after he got out, but the bike has since left the garage and he simply works on old trucks and fucks around in the woods...

I remember in some of his scrap books somewhere he has an old ass photo from TIME magazine where it was a few bikers (all hell's angels) gathered around their bikes and the president of the local chapter ( i believe it was a real high up guy overall as well) ... all in prison... my step father is in it as well...

Some wild stories...

MaDalton · 01-21-2009, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

This isn't General Motors, you don't exactly apply for these positions.

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Originally Posted by JFK

you're not going to get to be eighter one of those right off the bat. You have to be a striker 1st , then you may become a full member

stop picking on me

i **may** have met one or two involved with HA in the past

but that was unrelated to driving bikes. and as Yamaha XT owner I would have never dared to hang around with them anyways - lol

kmanrox · 01-21-2009, 04:00 PM

im disqualified on all counts cept for the law enforcement thing

halfpint · 01-21-2009, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

stop picking on me

but that was unrelated to driving bikes. and as Yamaha XT owner I would have never dared to hang around with them anyways - lol

I did not know that you could drive a bike, I do know that you can ride a bike

dyna mo · 01-21-2009, 04:04 PM

it's just like schlongs of anarchy.

MaDalton · 01-21-2009, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpint

I did not know that you could drive a bike, I do know that you can ride a bike

i am german, in my language it's the same ;)

BVF · 01-21-2009, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

What does race have to do with the assertion that you had to have killed someone?

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Originally Posted by Carmine Raguso

You don't have to have killed anyone

I said to be a hells angel, you need to be white and have killed someone...you disagreed....

So I was wrong with one out of two....big fucking whoop.

Deej · 01-21-2009, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpint

I did not know that you could drive a bike, I do know that you can ride a bike

drive (drv)
v. drove (drv), driv·en (drvn), driv·ing, drives
v.tr.
1. To push, propel, or press onward forcibly; urge forward: drove the horses into the corral.
2. To repulse or put to flight by force or influence: drove the attackers away; drove out any thought of failure.
3. To guide, control, or direct (a vehicle).

frank7799 · 01-21-2009, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpint

I did not know that you could drive a bike, I do know that you can ride a bike

You are right, of course. But do not nag at my sergeant.

halfpint · 01-21-2009, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

i am german, in my language it's the same ;)

Im only messing about

halfpint · 01-21-2009, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by m4yadult

You are right, of course. But do not nag at my sergeant.

No sir I will not nag at him any more, He is a very nice german man

brand0n · 01-21-2009, 04:24 PM

baddog just because you smell the part dont mean you are the part.

frank7799 · 01-21-2009, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpint

No sir I will not nag at him any more, He is a very nice german man

Yes, he really is.

halfpint · 01-21-2009, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej

drive (drv)
v. drove (drv), driv·en (drvn), driv·ing, drives
v.tr.
1. To push, propel, or press onward forcibly; urge forward: drove the horses into the corral.
2. To repulse or put to flight by force or influence: drove the attackers away; drove out any thought of failure.
3. To guide, control, or direct (a vehicle).

verb, rode or (Archaic) rid; rid⋅den or (Archaic) rid; rid⋅ing; noun
?verb (used with object) to sit on and manage (a horse, bicycle, etc.) so as to be carried along.

To "drive" a bike does not sound right, to ride a bike does sound right, I guess both of them are correct and can be used

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