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AaronM · 01-22-2009, 11:12 PM

I just counted....My dog has 22 toys.

He has his own toy box over by his bed. Every night we put the 4 or 5 toys he has played with back in his toy box. I just walked into the room and his toys are everywhere....And not just in the room, they are throughout the house.

There are 4 toys in the toy box....It looks pretty empty.

Any idea how many toys your dog has?

KillerK · 01-22-2009, 11:13 PM

My rabbit has 2 toys

NaughtyRob · 01-22-2009, 11:16 PM

So many that I had to put them in a box in the closet and kept like 3 out.

WarChild · 01-22-2009, 11:17 PM

They each have a Kong, although they just fight over one. So that makes a total of 3 toys.

baddog · 01-22-2009, 11:31 PM

How many is it if it started as one but is currently four?

AaronM · 01-22-2009, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by KillerK

My rabbit has 2 toys

Bring your rabbit over and my dog will have 23 toys.

AaronM · 01-22-2009, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

How many is it if it started as one but is currently four?

Still only one toy.

Stitch it up or throw it away.

NickB. · 01-22-2009, 11:32 PM

I need to get both of the a female

JD · 01-22-2009, 11:37 PM

way too many. Whenever I see "the claw" machine I load up on stuffed animals :D

baddog · 01-22-2009, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Still only one toy.

Stitch it up or throw it away.

Then I would say he has four. Black and red kongs, a tennis ball that comes and goes, and one of those big rawhide bones that he modified slightly.

After Shock Media · 01-22-2009, 11:38 PM

I have to keep replacing them. Between the ropes, balls, and bones she currently has 4 partial toys left.

PersianKitty · 01-22-2009, 11:41 PM

easily 10, but most of them are in her toy box.. she has 3 out right now.

We have to watch what toys we buy the grandbaby right now. If it squeaks the dog thinks, it's hers...not the baby's.

JamesK · 01-22-2009, 11:41 PM

4 sex toys and 1 normal toy

bdld · 01-22-2009, 11:42 PM

anything on the floor is a toy.

Deej · 01-22-2009, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

Bring your rabbit over and my dog will have 23 toys.

not for long

My dog has a few... some ropes and bones n shit... then if you count the cow leg i get him every once in awhile....

After Shock Media · 01-23-2009, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by PersianKitty

easily 10, but most of them are in her toy box.. she has 3 out right now.

We have to watch what toys we buy the grandbaby right now. If it squeaks the dog thinks, it's hers...not the baby's.

If it squeaks my dog must kill it and remove the squeak device. She seems to know how to find seams or whatever to get her tiny mouth into the toy to rip out the squeakers, then the stuffing, eventually just leaving what looks like the skinned version of whatever toy it used to be. Yet well it still looks somewhat intact aside from being deflated.

ExLust · 01-23-2009, 01:16 AM

I think a lot. I don't put much attention on our dog as my sister does.

Sarah_Jayne · 01-23-2009, 07:39 AM

Far, far too many...we have started rotating them. We put like 6 out and then put the rest away for when they get bored with those and then switch them out.

Ross · 01-23-2009, 07:42 AM

No toys at all. I buy him something he destroys it in a matter of minutes then watches me clean up the mess.

We buy him a bone a couple times a week. Its hard on the outside with meat stuff in the inside, he licks all the meat out then plays with the hard bit until I get fed up with the noise it makes dropping on the hardwood floor and take it away from him.

He tends to enjoy plastic bottles more tho than toys. If we come in with a bottle of water thats empty he comes up and takes it right out your hand and destroys it lol

PS
Cayman's turtle is great, too bad he doesn't let anyone have it! haha

Sosa · 01-23-2009, 07:46 AM

Umm pry 5-6 but they are usually outside. Add in a couple big bones a week as well that he likes to keep outside and then bring inside when he is finally ready to eat them.

HorseShit · 01-23-2009, 08:02 AM

thread is useless without pics

Imortyl Pussycat · 01-23-2009, 08:04 AM

5 toys, but i just rescued her on Tues. so give it time. toybox is started

Nikki_Licks · 01-23-2009, 08:12 AM

Our 3 Snauzers have a pile of toys we keep in a big basket....errr, that is until they drag every toy out. You would think we had an entire house of kids that never picked up after themselves....LOL

pornguy · 01-23-2009, 08:26 AM

My dog has 1 toy. She only likes to play with a tennis ball.

My Parrot has a million as anything she can get her beak on is a toy for her.

Tim · 01-23-2009, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Ross

He tends to enjoy plastic bottles more tho than toys. If we come in with a bottle of water thats empty he comes up and takes it right out your hand and destroys it lol

Same here. Seem mine likes plastic bottles or cardboard cartons much more than the toys.

fris · 01-23-2009, 09:19 AM

mine has 24

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-23-2009, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by jdavis

thread is useless without pics

ADG

HorseShit · 01-23-2009, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

First dog I've ever seen with a dildo face, what a weird breed, what do they call that one?

cherrylula · 01-23-2009, 09:56 AM

My little female has a stuffed squirrel that looks like hell, and they each have a rope tug of war toy. I can't give them any more because they fight, and the big one is like 3x the size and its just not fair.

But just this morning I was realizing how many BLANKETS my dogs have.

If my male dog doesn't have a blanket to burrow in, he won't lie down. He will just walk around the house barking and find anything he can to try and burrow in. He will steal hoodies off the sofa if he can. Then he sort of scoots his nose under, and ends up with his head covered trying to get burrowed and walks into furniture and knocks things all over.

This morning I washed all the dog blankets, and they get super excited when I take them out of the dryer and bundle them up. They'll stay in their beds for hours after.

Never ever tuck your dog in with a blanket, because if they get used to it you will regret it forever. Especially miniature pinschers, the devils of the toy breeds.

fris · 01-23-2009, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by jdavis

thread is useless without pics

AaronM · 01-23-2009, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Ross

No toys at all. I buy him something he destroys it in a matter of minutes then watches me clean up the mess.

We buy him a bone a couple times a week. Its hard on the outside with meat stuff in the inside, he licks all the meat out then plays with the hard bit until I get fed up with the noise it makes dropping on the hardwood floor and take it away from him.

He tends to enjoy plastic bottles more tho than toys. If we come in with a bottle of water thats empty he comes up and takes it right out your hand and destroys it lol

PS
Cayman's turtle is great, too bad he doesn't let anyone have it! haha

Yeah, Cayman likes plastic bottles too. I like to give them to him but Dom gets pissy about it because she's always finding chewed up bottles around the house.

Guess I should make it 23 toys since I forgot that he got a stuffed dog bone for Christmas....And then there are the models who come over just to play with him in their panties.

Cayman is a PIMP.

Peaches · 01-23-2009, 10:28 AM

Everything in my house becomes the puppy's toy. My phone, my remotes, my furniture, paper, plastic, shoes, flower pots.......

My 13 year old for the 12 years I've had him "nurses" on a stuffed hedgehog that makes snorting sounds when squeezed. We suspect he was a puppy mill dog and removed from his mother too soon and the sound it made reminded him of his mother. Even though now he's deaf and most of the hedgehogs around the house are broken, he still nurses on them and they help him relax and go to sleep.

Ross · 01-23-2009, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Yeah, Cayman likes plastic bottles too. I like to give them to him but Dom gets pissy about it because she's always finding chewed up bottles around the house.

Guess I should make it 23 toys since I forgot that he got a stuffed dog bone for Christmas....And then there are the models who come over just to play with him in their panties.

Cayman is a PIMP.

Lucky lucky Cayman!

tony286 · 01-23-2009, 11:08 AM

A dozen toys and they are all over the house. I plan on taking the time this year to teach her how to put them away and make it a game.

bobby666 · 01-23-2009, 12:17 PM

my dog needs no toys

Bugbee · 01-23-2009, 12:28 PM

Our dogs have 3 toy boxes one outside, one in the bedroom then the living room, easily over 100 toys total, yet he likes my plastic water bottle the best, and lately bills? I guess that is Noah's way of saying fuck it! He ate my last expense report that was fun to tell accounting ROFL>>

2012 · 01-23-2009, 12:40 PM

he goes through a few a week ... his favorite now is an old tire I tied a rope on

fris · 01-23-2009, 12:49 PM

just bought two more make it 26

Miss Munki · 01-23-2009, 01:03 PM

My dogs have had many toys, but only 2 ropes have survived...

miss_jody · 01-23-2009, 01:32 PM

I couldn't even count how many my boy has
there are toy boxes in every corner of my place

papill0n · 01-23-2009, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ross

No toys at all. I buy him something he destroys it in a matter of minutes then watches me clean up the mess.

We buy him a bone a couple times a week. Its hard on the outside with meat stuff in the inside, he licks all the meat out then plays with the hard bit until I get fed up with the noise it makes dropping on the hardwood floor and take it away from him.

He tends to enjoy plastic bottles more tho than toys. If we come in with a bottle of water thats empty he comes up and takes it right out your hand and destroys it lol

PS
Cayman's turtle is great, too bad he doesn't let anyone have it! haha

that sounds just like my dog Ross

starpimps · 01-23-2009, 02:34 PM

quite a few toys but 2 big giant bears is what he likes the most

Jarmusch · 01-23-2009, 02:37 PM

No toys, I ain't gonna turn him into a faggot.

LBBV · 01-23-2009, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks

Our 3 Snauzers have a pile of toys we keep in a big basket....errr, that is until they drag every toy out. You would think we had an entire house of kids that never picked up after themselves....LOL

That's funny because I was telling my wife the same thing.

Our big dog (newfoundland/lab mix - 150 lbs at last weigh in) has no toys nor could care less about them. Our little dog (minpin/dauschund mix) has toys all over the damned house. I told my wife "it's like have a bunch of little kids around here!".

You haven't lived until you have stepped on a slobbery furry squeaky toy with bare feet in the dark at 3 AM

Tam · 01-23-2009, 03:44 PM

My husband just bought me a Black Pug he loves his squeeky toys... so far I think he has about 10 of them or so. and everytime I go to the store I have to bring him back either a new squeeky toy or rawhide chews.... he wasn't having anything to do with the rawhide things for the longest time, he preferred my couch, but somehow he got used to them and now he likes those. So in that process, I bought about every shape and form of them trying to find ones he would use instead of my furniture. lol

He takes them all to his bed and buries them under the pillow in his bed and if we dare go near them he goes apeshit.... lmao He put them there and you damn well better leave them alone. lol

Peaches · 01-23-2009, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tam

My husband just bought me a Black Pug he loves his squeeky toys... so far I think he has about 10 of them or so. and everytime I go to the store I have to bring him back either a new squeeky toy or rawhide chews.... he wasn't having anything to do with the rawhide things for the longest time, he preferred my couch, but somehow he got used to them and now he likes those. So in that process, I bought about every shape and form of them trying to find ones he would use instead of my furniture. lol

He takes them all to his bed and buries them under the pillow in his bed and if we dare go near them he goes apeshit.... lmao He put them there and you damn well better leave them alone. lol

The first pug I ever had (when I was 11 - and got me hooked on pugs for life) used to "bury" all the bones we gave her in her doggie bed. About once a month we'd go clean out her bed and find that month's bones in it. We must have eaten a LOT of meat because I always remember finding dozens of bones in that bed

I found one of the plastic flower pots the puppy likes to chew on in the laundry room. That means he had to get himself and the pot through a relatively small doggie door - I'm still baffled at how he did it. I really need to hook up a motion sensitive camera around here for personal amusement.

When I give each of them a Greenie they act like I've given them gold and each will go as far away from each other in the yard to chew on it. They don't do that with anything else.

Si · 01-23-2009, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

Yeah, Cayman likes plastic bottles too. I like to give them to him but Dom gets pissy about it because she's always finding chewed up bottles around the house.

Guess I should make it 23 toys since I forgot that he got a stuffed dog bone for Christmas....And then there are the models who come over just to play with him in their panties.

Cayman is a PIMP.

I was expecting to see that picture in this thread before i clicked it

AaronM · 01-23-2009, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LBBV

That's funny because I was telling my wife the same thing.

Our big dog (newfoundland/lab mix - 150 lbs at last weigh in) has no toys nor could care less about them. Our little dog (minpin/dauschund mix) has toys all over the damned house. I told my wife "it's like have a bunch of little kids around here!".

You haven't lived until you have stepped on a slobbery furry squeaky toy with bare feet in the dark at 3 AM

LMFAO.

Thanks for the visual, Bill.

AaronM · 01-23-2009, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by mobilefun1987

I was expecting to see that picture in this thread before i clicked it

Yeah. I knew it would get added sooner or later as well.

munki · 01-23-2009, 06:30 PM

Each of our dogs has a rope and a ball...

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AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	How many toys does your dog have? I just counted....My dog has 22 toys. He has his own toy box over by his bed. Every night we put the 4 or 5 toys he has played with back in his toy box. I just walked into the room and his toys are everywhere....And not just in the room, they are throughout the house. There are 4 toys in the toy box....It looks pretty empty. Any idea how many toys your dog has?

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Far, far too many...we have started rotating them. We put like 6 out and then put the rest away for when they get bored with those and then switch them out.

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Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	No toys at all. I buy him something he destroys it in a matter of minutes then watches me clean up the mess. We buy him a bone a couple times a week. Its hard on the outside with meat stuff in the inside, he licks all the meat out then plays with the hard bit until I get fed up with the noise it makes dropping on the hardwood floor and take it away from him. He tends to enjoy plastic bottles more tho than toys. If we come in with a bottle of water thats empty he comes up and takes it right out your hand and destroys it lol PS Cayman's turtle is great, too bad he doesn't let anyone have it! haha Last edited by Ross; 01-23-2009 at 07:45 AM..

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Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	Umm pry 5-6 but they are usually outside. Add in a couple big bones a week as well that he likes to keep outside and then bring inside when he is finally ready to eat them.

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cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	My little female has a stuffed squirrel that looks like hell, and they each have a rope tug of war toy. I can't give them any more because they fight, and the big one is like 3x the size and its just not fair. But just this morning I was realizing how many BLANKETS my dogs have. If my male dog doesn't have a blanket to burrow in, he won't lie down. He will just walk around the house barking and find anything he can to try and burrow in. He will steal hoodies off the sofa if he can. Then he sort of scoots his nose under, and ends up with his head covered trying to get burrowed and walks into furniture and knocks things all over. This morning I washed all the dog blankets, and they get super excited when I take them out of the dryer and bundle them up. They'll stay in their beds for hours after. Never ever tuck your dog in with a blanket, because if they get used to it you will regret it forever. Especially miniature pinschers, the devils of the toy breeds.

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Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	My husband just bought me a Black Pug he loves his squeeky toys... so far I think he has about 10 of them or so. and everytime I go to the store I have to bring him back either a new squeeky toy or rawhide chews.... he wasn't having anything to do with the rawhide things for the longest time, he preferred my couch, but somehow he got used to them and now he likes those. So in that process, I bought about every shape and form of them trying to find ones he would use instead of my furniture. lol He takes them all to his bed and buries them under the pillow in his bed and if we dare go near them he goes apeshit.... lmao He put them there and you damn well better leave them alone. lol

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