Apparently illegal moonshine is OK in Muskogee. Pot's a no-no. - GoFuckYourself.com

Dagwolf · 01-24-2009, 10:43 AM

Has Muskogee changed since 1970?
Okie from Muskogee lyrics

We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee;
We don't take our trips on LSD
We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street;
We like livin' right, and bein' free.

I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all

We don't make a party out of lovin';
We like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo;
We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy,
Like the hippies out in San Francisco do.

And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
A place where even squares can have a ball.
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all.

Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear;
Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen.
Football's still the roughest thing on campus,
And the kids here still respect the college dean.

We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
In Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA.

alias · 01-24-2009, 01:40 PM

What does "pitchin' woo" refer to?

abyss_al · 01-24-2009, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias

What does "pitchin' woo" refer to?

White synonym for "flirting"
Black synonym for "throwin out your game"

alias · 01-24-2009, 02:37 PM

cool, thx for the info abyss_al

collegeboobies · 01-24-2009, 02:40 PM

He started smoking pot a few years after he wrote that song

CaptainHowdy · 01-24-2009, 03:15 PM

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Fletch XXX · 01-24-2009, 06:51 PM

sing ths one with me, i know every word lol

well now down deep in the ozarks man, there were i was born, my grandfather owned a still and raised a field of corn. he told me boy, you gonna carry on this family tradition, then he willed me the still plus all the guns and ammunition. you better start runnin' when the bullets start to fly. you better understand you face flash in the sky. i'm runnin' shine. my grandfather taught me all the secrets of the trade, he taught me how to drink and sell the best of what i made. he taught me how to utilize the guns and ammuntion and he ataught me how to deal with those who envied my position. one day sheriff gerald coltrane came a knockin' at my door, he told me you won't be makin' that corn liquor no more. i finally got to utilize the guns and ammunition and i finally got to deal with whose who envied my position.

one of my favorite zeke songs: Runnin Shine

Zebra · 01-25-2009, 01:02 PM

Oklahoma is one of the bigger pot producing states in the country, so I guess some things have changed. I like in Oklahoma City and I don't think I've ever heard of a moonshine bust though.

Malicious Biz · 01-25-2009, 01:30 PM

"Get a job Hippie"
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sortie · 01-25-2009, 04:39 PM

"Alcohol is not a drug."

That's what ignorant folks actually believe.

Far-L · 01-25-2009, 05:29 PM

Jerry Jeff Walker responds with "Up against the wall redneck mother"

He was born in Oklahoma,
His wife's name's Betty Lou Thelma Liz
And he's not responsible for what he's doing
Cause his mother made him what he is.

And it's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

Sure does like his Falstaff beer,
Likes to chase it down with that Wild Turkey liquor;
Drives a fifty-seven GMC pickup truck;
He's got a gun rack; "Goat ropers need love, too" sticker

And it's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

Well,
M is for the mudflaps you give me for my pickup truck
O is for the Oil I put on my hair
T is for T-bird
H is for Haggard
E is for eggs, and
R is for REDNECK.

Up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

He's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

After Shock Media · 01-25-2009, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zebra

Oklahoma is one of the bigger pot producing states in the country, so I guess some things have changed. I like in Oklahoma City and I don't think I've ever heard of a moonshine bust though.

Where would you have gotten this info about it being one of the bigger producing states?

01-24-2009, 10:43 AM	#1
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	Apparently illegal moonshine is OK in Muskogee. Pot's a no-no. Has Muskogee changed since 1970? Okie from Muskogee lyrics We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee; We don't take our trips on LSD We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street; We like livin' right, and bein' free. I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee, A place where even squares can have a ball We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse, And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all We don't make a party out of lovin'; We like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo; We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy, Like the hippies out in San Francisco do. And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee, A place where even squares can have a ball. We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse, And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all. Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear; Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen. Football's still the roughest thing on campus, And the kids here still respect the college dean. We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse, In Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	sing ths one with me, i know every word lol well now down deep in the ozarks man, there were i was born, my grandfather owned a still and raised a field of corn. he told me boy, you gonna carry on this family tradition, then he willed me the still plus all the guns and ammunition. you better start runnin' when the bullets start to fly. you better understand you face flash in the sky. i'm runnin' shine. my grandfather taught me all the secrets of the trade, he taught me how to drink and sell the best of what i made. he taught me how to utilize the guns and ammuntion and he ataught me how to deal with those who envied my position. one day sheriff gerald coltrane came a knockin' at my door, he told me you won't be makin' that corn liquor no more. i finally got to utilize the guns and ammunition and i finally got to deal with whose who envied my position. one of my favorite zeke songs: Runnin Shine __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

01-24-2009, 02:40 PM	#5
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01-25-2009, 05:29 PM	#11
Far-L Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,075	Jerry Jeff Walker responds with "Up against the wall redneck mother" He was born in Oklahoma, His wife's name's Betty Lou Thelma Liz And he's not responsible for what he's doing Cause his mother made him what he is. And it's up against the wall Redneck Mother, Mother, who has raised her son so well. He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk. Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell. Sure does like his Falstaff beer, Likes to chase it down with that Wild Turkey liquor; Drives a fifty-seven GMC pickup truck; He's got a gun rack; "Goat ropers need love, too" sticker And it's up against the wall Redneck Mother, Mother, who has raised her son so well. He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk. Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell. Well, M is for the mudflaps you give me for my pickup truck O is for the Oil I put on my hair T is for T-bird H is for Haggard E is for eggs, and R is for REDNECK. Up against the wall Redneck Mother, Mother, who has raised her son so well. He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk. Kicking hippies asses and raising hell. He's up against the wall Redneck Mother, Mother, who has raised her son so well. He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk. Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell. __________________ HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982. Contact - Email: farrell AT homegrownvideo D com Skype: hgfarl Newsweek Magazine - "Homegrown Video, the longest running series in the history of porn."