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TheFLY · 11-15-2002, 12:54 PM

"I like you so much, I shaved my pubes this morning."

Inference:

-We will be having oral sex later.
- I thought of oral sex with you.
- I'm a bad man.
- Morning is fresh and clean -- I like morning.
- Shaving is fresh and clean too.
- He doesn't really like me -- he's a liar, but I don't want him to love me anyway -- I just want to fuck him because he's cool and he's TheFLY.
- I shaved my pussy too for the same reason -- now I'm thinking about my pussy and his cock... Wow! He really turns me on...

If she is smart enough to understand my pick-up line -- then she will definitely say, "Let's fuck!"

GFED · 11-15-2002, 12:55 PM

TheFLY · 11-15-2002, 12:55 PM

I mean Jesus! I make her feel clean and dirty all at once!!!

RedShoe · 11-15-2002, 12:56 PM

Do you pay her before or after the sex?

TheFLY · 11-15-2002, 12:57 PM

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Originally posted by RedShoe
Do you pay her before or after the sex?

No, money is not important if it is to be true love.

asuna · 11-15-2002, 01:02 PM

Hey baby, you make me wanna take out my telescope cause I want a better look at Uranus

RedShoe · 11-15-2002, 01:02 PM

You're not going to find true love in a bar while telling a woman you shaved your cock hair.

I know where true love is. It's on the other end of a webcam in a live chat room, with "Vicki".

TheFLY · 11-15-2002, 01:03 PM

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Originally posted by asuna
Hey baby, you make me wanna take out my telescope cause I want a better look at Uranus

HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

TheFLY · 11-15-2002, 01:04 PM

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Originally posted by RedShoe
You're not going to find true love in a bar while telling a woman you shaved your cock hair.

Yeah, you're right... I can always find true love here and not too expensive either!

https://secure1.websitebilling.com/b...gefuckfest.com

RedShoe · 11-15-2002, 01:05 PM

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Originally posted by asuna
Hey baby, you make me wanna take out my telescope cause I want a better look at Uranus

I heard boneprone say that once in Vegas, except he said, "let me take out my microscope."

PaulSweet · 11-15-2002, 01:15 PM

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Originally posted by RedShoe
You're not going to find true love in a bar while telling a woman you shaved your cock hair.

I know where true love is. It's on the other end of a webcam in a live chat room, with "Vicki".

That bitch told me she loved me too!

Lets fight over her!

RedShoe · 11-15-2002, 01:15 PM

Well, I love her monday and wednesday

TheFLY · 11-15-2002, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
Well, I love her monday and wednesday

If you fight over her -- that will make you more of a man...

RedShoe · 11-15-2002, 01:34 PM

trust me... at my size, I'm already three men. These cornuts, cereal and coke don't help.

MarkTiarra · 11-15-2002, 01:53 PM

Nice shoes... wanna fuck?

TheFLY · 11-15-2002, 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by MarkTiarra
Nice shoes... wanna fuck?

Yeah that could work...

Damn maybe I need something more romantic...

Like... "How can we share a romantic fuck?"

h0st · 11-15-2002, 04:13 PM

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Originally posted by TheFLY
"I like you so much, I shaved my pubes this morning."

Hmmm I shave every morning so I think I will start using that line

DarkJedi · 11-15-2002, 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by h0st

Hmmm I shave every morning so I think I will start using that line

you shave your cock every morning ?

FlyingIguana · 11-15-2002, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
You're not going to find true love in a bar while telling a woman you shaved your cock hair.

I know where true love is. It's on the other end of a webcam in a live chat room, with "Vicki".

bars suck anyways. i just tried it in a grocery store, worked like a charm.

thx fly!

cherrylula · 11-15-2002, 04:22 PM

I was in a bar with Fletch and some friends a couple years ago, and one of his friends was desperately trying to pick up on this chick. So after like an hour and he was not getting anywhere, ole Fletch walks up to them and ask the girl, "would you fuck him?".... and she says "yes"..... hahahaha it was hilarious, they practically ran out the door.

FlyingIguana · 11-15-2002, 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi

you shave your cock every morning ?

better then having stubs makin u itch all fuckin day

RATBOY · 11-15-2002, 04:23 PM

Do anything exotic like that and for some reason when women find out they just HAVE TO see it. Dick piercing (if they aren't used to it already) shaved men, whatever.

TheFLY · 11-15-2002, 05:33 PM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana

bars suck anyways. i just tried it in a grocery store, worked like a charm.

thx fly!

Are you serious? Damn... I really am helping the world!

Now I just need the guts to use my own crappy lines :p

11-15-2002, 12:54 PM	#1
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RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	You're not going to find true love in a bar while telling a woman you shaved your cock hair. I know where true love is. It's on the other end of a webcam in a live chat room, with "Vicki". __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

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RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	trust me... at my size, I'm already three men. These cornuts, cereal and coke don't help. __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

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cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	I was in a bar with Fletch and some friends a couple years ago, and one of his friends was desperately trying to pick up on this chick. So after like an hour and he was not getting anywhere, ole Fletch walks up to them and ask the girl, "would you fuck him?".... and she says "yes"..... hahahaha it was hilarious, they practically ran out the door.

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RATBOY Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,592	Do anything exotic like that and for some reason when women find out they just HAVE TO see it. Dick piercing (if they aren't used to it already) shaved men, whatever.