Gene Simmons to end WORLD HUNGER! - GoFuckYourself.com

trollhunter · 02-08-2009, 04:16 PM

Introducing...

http://www.kissburger.com

Love the KISS KATTLE!

hypedough · 02-08-2009, 04:18 PM

What in the fuck...

seeandsee · 02-08-2009, 04:20 PM

somebody with too much time

trollhunter · 02-08-2009, 04:26 PM

I'd eat it!

CaptainHowdy · 02-08-2009, 04:35 PM

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha = ROFL

$5 submissions · 02-08-2009, 04:47 PM

I like his first name

Ozarkz · 02-08-2009, 05:10 PM

Hahaha it's kosher.

Bojangles · 02-08-2009, 05:19 PM

hahahahahaha wtf

ExLust · 02-08-2009, 06:26 PM

Burp! that's such a burger.

Spunky · 02-08-2009, 06:45 PM

What's in the love gun sauce?

RoCkMaN · 02-08-2009, 06:55 PM

I also have DNA in my Love Gun Sauce....

SmokeyTheBear · 02-09-2009, 12:22 AM

"the "All You Can Eat Salad Bar" is only available to paying customers for "7 minutes" and "one trip only" - Why?
----------------------------

It's all about "flipping tables." If you want to have a successful restaurant you need to flip as many tables as you can. Flipping means to "seat new customers as soon as possible." The last thing you want is some overweight Mexican woman from Van Nuys filling her fake plastic arm full of shrimp and wings for two hours.

It's a lot like the movie industry, shorter movies mean more screenings per day, per theater. When we made the "Detroit Rock City" movie the director gave me a cut of the film that was three and a half hours long. It had a whole subplot where the kids end up on some French Plantation in Vietnam. It was a mess. I took the film away from him and edited it down to 95 minutes. It was an instant hit and a huge financial windfall.

Bottom line -- More customers equals more money. More money means less people you have to take shit from. Period.

V_RocKs · 02-09-2009, 03:36 AM

tasty...

tranza · 02-09-2009, 06:32 AM

Hahaha...Looks pretty tasty...

Quagmire · 02-09-2009, 06:55 AM

I just thought they were going to hack off his tongue and feed it to the starving people. What a complete letdown...

trollhunter · 02-09-2009, 09:35 AM

HORNY COWS ARE HAPPY COWS...

And happy cows just taste better! That's a proven fact.

At KISS BURGER we only use meat from cows raised on our very own KISS RANCH located in Calabasas, CA. Why are our cows so happy? Our KISS KATTLE are allowed to roam freely on 200 acres of God's green earth all the while enjoying KISS music and videos 24/7 on a state-of-the-art media system. And promiscuity is greatly encouraged.

Our cows and bulls are massaged daily by Thai hookers and fed a steady diet of rich whole grains, Spanish Fly and a small does of street-grade PCP. Trust me, I don't condone drugs - and I never even had a sip of alcohol in my entire life - but there is something about this PCP that kicks the flavor up a notch. The end justifies the means.

Remember our cows are slaughtered in a very friendly Kosher style. One minute their watching "Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park" in the barn, the next their in twenty pieces in a meat truck. They never see it coming.

Before the angry letters arrive, let's clear one thing up. All you tree-hugging hippy vegans can eat my Demon Dong. You hypocrites have no problem dancing across a field in gnarly sandals to some LSD-soaked jam band, all the while trampling thousands of ants to death in the process. I guess an "Insect Holocaust" is acceptable, but God forbid some decent hard-working people get a great burger at a great price.

You know the saying: "If God didn't want us to eat cows, he wouldn't have made them out of hamburger meat!"

http://www.kissburger.com/cattle_kiss_burger.html

02-08-2009, 04:16 PM	#1
trollhunter Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 142	Gene Simmons to end WORLD HUNGER! Introducing... http://www.kissburger.com Love the KISS KATTLE!

02-08-2009, 04:18 PM	#2
hypedough Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Now running NATS4: HypeDough.com! Posts: 3,743	What in the fuck... __________________ Ricky D :: Hype Dough President \| XBIZ.net \| ICQ 172-939-826 AIM+Skype HypeDough \| [NATS4] Kayden420: ['09 '10 '11 XBIZ Nominee \| Exclusive & HD] \| ThePornScout: [Exclusive + Reality \| Amateurs Want to Become Pornstars]

02-08-2009, 04:20 PM	#3
seeandsee Check SIG! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Europe (Skype: gojkoas) Posts: 50,945	somebody with too much time __________________ BUY MY SIG - 50$/Year Contact here

02-08-2009, 04:35 PM	#5
CaptainHowdy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. Posts: 92,997	Aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha = ROFL __________________ FLASH SALE INSANITY! deal with a 100% Trusted Seller Buy Traffic Spots on a High-Quality Network 1 Year or Lifetime — That’s Right, Until the Internet Explodes!

02-08-2009, 04:47 PM	#6
$5 submissions I help you SUCCEED Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Pearl of the Orient Seas Posts: 32,195	I like his first name __________________ Need a NON-ADULT income stream? We build your YOUTUBE CHANNEL for only $20 per video! For Hire: $3/hour or $400 per month Marketing Specialist Virtual Assistants

02-08-2009, 04:26 PM	#4
trollhunter Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 142	I'd eat it!

02-08-2009, 05:10 PM	#7
Ozarkz So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,377	Hahaha it's kosher.

02-08-2009, 05:19 PM	#8
Bojangles Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 5,419	hahahahahaha wtf

02-08-2009, 06:26 PM	#9
ExLust Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,223	Burp! that's such a burger. __________________ BE A PARTNER

02-08-2009, 06:45 PM	#10
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,919	What's in the love gun sauce? __________________ *Skype : Spunky GFY*

02-08-2009, 06:55 PM	#11
RoCkMaN Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ottawa, Canada Posts: 928	I also have DNA in my Love Gun Sauce.... __________________ The Hockey Board - Smash Mouth Hockey Teal Gorilla - Monkey Loves Money BLOGGING FOR BANK - Make a living with your blog.

02-09-2009, 12:22 AM	#12
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	"the "All You Can Eat Salad Bar" is only available to paying customers for "7 minutes" and "one trip only" - Why? ---------------------------- It's all about "flipping tables." If you want to have a successful restaurant you need to flip as many tables as you can. Flipping means to "seat new customers as soon as possible." The last thing you want is some overweight Mexican woman from Van Nuys filling her fake plastic arm full of shrimp and wings for two hours. It's a lot like the movie industry, shorter movies mean more screenings per day, per theater. When we made the "Detroit Rock City" movie the director gave me a cut of the film that was three and a half hours long. It had a whole subplot where the kids end up on some French Plantation in Vietnam. It was a mess. I took the film away from him and edited it down to 95 minutes. It was an instant hit and a huge financial windfall. Bottom line -- More customers equals more money. More money means less people you have to take shit from. Period. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

02-09-2009, 03:36 AM	#13
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,391	tasty...

02-09-2009, 06:32 AM	#14
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	Hahaha...Looks pretty tasty... __________________ I'm just a newbie.

02-09-2009, 06:55 AM	#15
Quagmire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Stinkin' up your bathroom Posts: 6,490	I just thought they were going to hack off his tongue and feed it to the starving people. What a complete letdown... __________________

02-09-2009, 09:35 AM	#16
trollhunter Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 142	HORNY COWS ARE HAPPY COWS... And happy cows just taste better! That's a proven fact. At KISS BURGER we only use meat from cows raised on our very own KISS RANCH located in Calabasas, CA. Why are our cows so happy? Our KISS KATTLE are allowed to roam freely on 200 acres of God's green earth all the while enjoying KISS music and videos 24/7 on a state-of-the-art media system. And promiscuity is greatly encouraged. Our cows and bulls are massaged daily by Thai hookers and fed a steady diet of rich whole grains, Spanish Fly and a small does of street-grade PCP. Trust me, I don't condone drugs - and I never even had a sip of alcohol in my entire life - but there is something about this PCP that kicks the flavor up a notch. The end justifies the means. Remember our cows are slaughtered in a very friendly Kosher style. One minute their watching "Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park" in the barn, the next their in twenty pieces in a meat truck. They never see it coming. Before the angry letters arrive, let's clear one thing up. All you tree-hugging hippy vegans can eat my Demon Dong. You hypocrites have no problem dancing across a field in gnarly sandals to some LSD-soaked jam band, all the while trampling thousands of ants to death in the process. I guess an "Insect Holocaust" is acceptable, but God forbid some decent hard-working people get a great burger at a great price. You know the saying: "If God didn't want us to eat cows, he wouldn't have made them out of hamburger meat!" http://www.kissburger.com/cattle_kiss_burger.html