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Old 03-18-2009, 04:13 PM   #1
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Wife just hit a parked car. $1700.

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Old 03-18-2009, 04:19 PM   #2
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Easy come easy go.

Some days I wish I could just not get up in the morning.
At least it wasn't your own car - last weekend I backed my truck into my old lady's car.

Body work on a german car?

Times that by 2.

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Old 03-18-2009, 04:23 PM   #3
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Old 03-18-2009, 04:24 PM   #4
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So how did she tell the owner of the parked car that it was she who hit it?
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Old 03-18-2009, 04:25 PM   #5
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Old 03-18-2009, 04:28 PM   #7
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The guy who lives above my friend in his apparment complex hit the side of my brothers cavalier with his big dodge ram and made $800 worth of damage... to us it looked like a simple dent that any dumbass could take out, but the cheapest quote was $800.
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She drives a new bmw, and hit a new bmw.

It's my car. :[
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Old 03-18-2009, 04:29 PM   #9
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So how did she tell the owner of the parked car that it was she who hit it?
She left a note. Hit and run accidents are a crime in CA - and the parking garage has hidden cameras. Not worth the risk.
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Old 03-18-2009, 04:29 PM   #10
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my god..

will the BMW make it?
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Old 03-18-2009, 04:41 PM   #12
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When thinking of repairing the auto after a small fenderbender caused by the wife, its time to ask yourself the age old question.

New car smell, or new wife smell?
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Old 03-18-2009, 04:41 PM   #13
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Old 03-18-2009, 04:47 PM   #14
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Wife just hit a parked car. $1700.
good thing her husband is loaded.
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Old 03-18-2009, 04:48 PM   #15
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what was she doing outside of the kitchen?
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Old 03-18-2009, 04:49 PM   #16
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Old 03-18-2009, 05:23 PM   #17
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Old 03-18-2009, 05:35 PM   #19
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I accidentally swiped a pole/pillar on the side in an underground parking lot of a shopping center trying to back out of a parking space and scratched my car on the side. I was probably going 2 mph, super slow backing out.

The parking lot was nearly empty and I was pretty much the only one there yet I still managed to hit something. It was my fault though because I was talking to the passenger and didn't pay attention. I didn't even see the pole at all, I didn't know it was there. Now I have to get the scratch buffed out to see how bad it is.

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Old 03-18-2009, 05:46 PM   #20
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Old 03-18-2009, 07:19 PM   #21
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Old 03-18-2009, 07:34 PM   #23
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Ouch but sounds like just a fender bender. Least shes okay
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she wasnt hurt that's what matters.When I worked at jaguar, I had a customer who loved his car. His wife got hit by a truck and the car got fucked up. She is there with him, he is actually crying about the car and his poor shaken wife is standing there by herself. Im telling him get a hold of yourself, your wife is fine thats all that matters. He didnt feel that way. lol
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Old 03-18-2009, 11:01 PM   #26
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Just think of what she might do with a moving car! Oh the humanity!
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She left a note. Hit and run accidents are a crime in CA - and the parking garage has hidden cameras. Not worth the risk.
As it should be.
I have had a couple of nice dents in my parked car. No notes.
I understand about people being afraid of losing their no claim but come on.
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At least it wasn't your own car - last weekend I backed my truck into my old lady's car.

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Times that by 2.

Yay.
sounds like a lot of damage just for backing into something.
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My girlfriend drives my new BMW all the time and hasn't so much as kerbed my alloys. Not all women drivers are bad drivers. My girlfriend is a really good driver actually.


In saying that, I dont trust anyone else to drive my car. My mum keeps trying to borrow it.. not a chance! My gf only drives it coz she provides me with sex. 1 and only reason
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ONe thing I will do from now on when it comes to vehicles is have a tow hitch. Man that has saved the ass end of my truck more than 12 times. Been rear ended 10 times and not a scratch on it. and Backed into walls by idiots in the parking lots here helping people back up.
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I feel you man... I bought my wife a brand new car and within 2 weeks she hit a steel mailbox and did $1500 in damage to her car. I could have had it fixed but I decided not to so everytime she looks at it she will remember to watch where the fuck she is going.
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Everytime you pull into the bodyshop of a German car dealership it's $1000 just to get out the touch up paint.
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I feel you man... I bought my wife a brand new car and within 2 weeks she hit a steel mailbox and did $1500 in damage to her car. I could have had it fixed but I decided not to so everytime she looks at it she will remember to watch where the fuck she is going.
Exactly. That is what I told her yesterday. I am not mad, in the end I really don't care. It's her car and she now has to look at that for the next 3 years.
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My girlfriend drives my new BMW all the time and hasn't so much as kerbed my alloys. Not all women drivers are bad drivers. My girlfriend is a really good driver actually.


In saying that, I dont trust anyone else to drive my car. My mum keeps trying to borrow it.. not a chance! My gf only drives it coz she provides me with sex. 1 and only reason

But in theory your mom provided you with everything you enjoy in life because she gave you life. So the sex you enjoy from your girlfriend would not be possible without mom. Give mom the keys. You owe her!
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My wife has done that too. She hot a parked car in Baja with my brand new truck.

At the time I was fucking pissed. but Shit happens
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oh no!!! that sucks so bad wonder what you could guilt her out of right now though
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oh no!!! that sucks so bad wonder what you could guilt her out of right now though
Anal? hmmmm.... do you want to hit a parked car in my car too?
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My girlfriend drives my new BMW all the time and hasn't so much as kerbed my alloys. Not all women drivers are bad drivers. My girlfriend is a really good driver actually.


In saying that, I dont trust anyone else to drive my car. My mum keeps trying to borrow it.. not a chance! My gf only drives it coz she provides me with sex. 1 and only reason
you should let your mom drive it around man

she an point at it and say that is my sons...probably make her day
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My girlfriend backed over one of those stump polls that line some park drive ways and almost ripped her bumper off (she drives an SUV)... dumb bitch.

I rarely let ANYONE drive my car, my sister I'd give the keys to anytime, she taught me how to drive and is 1 of 2 people I trusts driving the most, outside of my own.
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Anal? hmmmm.... do you want to hit a parked car in my car too?
hahaha, i was soooooo gonna say "now's your chance to get her ATM" but thought twice about it. should gone with my first intuition, lol.
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But in theory your mom provided you with everything you enjoy in life because she gave you life. So the sex you enjoy from your girlfriend would not be possible without mom. Give mom the keys. You owe her!
Hell no! Her alloys on her own Jeep are in a terrible state. Not having my alloys looking like that.
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she an point at it and say that is my sons...probably make her day
She has a nice car of her own, nice Honda Jeep. And my step dad has another car of his own too
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