Do You Remember The First Time You Got Stung By a Bee? - GoFuckYourself.com

Sands · 02-02-2009, 10:29 PM

I remember when I was a young boy playing in my backyard, a bee stung me for the first time. I screamed, unsure of what had happened since the event unfolded so quickly in my young mind, and I began to run aimlessly in a panic. My father and brother who were nearby became so confused and concerned at my sudden flight that they began to run too! Imagine the sight: three idiots running wildly... each of them unsure of why they're running to begin with.

Good times, good times.

Ozarkz · 02-02-2009, 10:30 PM

I've never been stung by a Bee. Something to do this Summer.

Deej · 02-02-2009, 10:34 PM

yep, it was my own fault...

Barefootsies · 02-02-2009, 10:36 PM

Yes I do. Plus the other times as well.

It is one of the reasons I am terrified of them, and bugs in general.

gornyhuy · 02-02-2009, 10:39 PM

I float like a butterfly first.

Deej · 02-02-2009, 10:40 PM

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=770701

fuzebox · 02-02-2009, 10:42 PM

I think I was 5, was running around in the backyard with bare feet and stepped on one. Damn that sucked.

mynameisjim · 02-02-2009, 10:48 PM

I was riding my bike once and a bee flew down my shirt and stung my nipple. I almost crashed.

Mr Pheer · 02-02-2009, 11:25 PM

Yep. I was 6yrs old, my uncle was a bee keeper.

Its a bad idea to throw rocks at the hives

NickB. · 02-02-2009, 11:27 PM

stepped on one of those fuckers when young

VeriSexy · 02-02-2009, 11:35 PM

I was just a wee lad.. I think it was a wasp? and it stung like a bitch

d-null · 02-02-2009, 11:37 PM

never by a bee but many times by wasps

Imortyl Pussycat · 02-02-2009, 11:47 PM

i was picking blackberries when i was 12 and saw that huge fucker coming at me. a hornet the size of a bird. i threw the bowl of berries i had collected and bolted like a camper running from Jason on Friday the 13th. i turned and saw it still in pursuit. it caught up and got me on the arm. i slapped it away so fast that the stinger came out. my friend wasn't so lucky. the one that caught her was on her face and i left her for dead. i remember this shit like it was yesterday. i fucking hate bees!

SordidShawn · 02-02-2009, 11:49 PM

Not sure if it was the first, but yeah, I remember it. God damn did that hurt. I was playing in a neighbor's back yard and stepped on one with bare feet. Damn bees.

fris · 02-03-2009, 12:29 AM

rushed to the hospital, im allergic

onwebcam · 02-03-2009, 12:43 AM

First time no. But remember the time I got stung 12 times at once by Wasps very well.

After Shock Media · 02-03-2009, 12:44 AM

I was about 7. It was late spring early summer. Really nice day outside and we had been playing a game of smear the queer (is it still called that?). Anyways I had taken a break and went over near some bushes where there was a huge patch of those small fake looking mini strawberry plants - you know the type very low to the ground, they grow tiny green shaped strawberries and that is about it. Anyways bee's love them apparently. My mind was still on getting back into the game, so I whipped out my tiny wiener and let loose to relieve myself. Apparently the stream had agitated a bee and it flew up and stung me right on the side of my pecker head.

It hurt like nothing I can really imagine since. I remember screaming and running about with my pants falling down. People came and laughed at me something hard. Along with the pain came the swelling and I thought my diddle stick was going to explode. I had to ride my bike home which sucked even more and I had a real hard time even wanting to tell my parents yet at the same time I was fearful for my pee pee - fear won out and I got to visit the ER and have others check out my swollen weeny. Tuned out I was not allergic, but they gave me some drugs so that I would not scratch it.

Azathoth · 02-03-2009, 01:22 AM

I do.

The thing was already dead too! Moral of the story, don't stand on a dead bee, it still fucking hurts!

- Az

GeoBeo · 02-03-2009, 01:33 AM

The first and only time i was stung by a bee was on my ear. now everytime i hear buzzing near my ear i freak out like a little girl. i was scarred for life

tranza · 02-03-2009, 07:21 AM

It never happened to me!!

Sarah_Jayne · 02-03-2009, 07:22 AM

Not sure if I remember my first but I certainly remember the first major allergic reaction. Not fun.

teg0 · 02-03-2009, 04:50 PM

I haven't ever so i'm yet to know if I am allergic I guess.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-03-2009, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris

rushed to the hospital, im allergic

Overload · 02-03-2009, 06:13 PM

eeew, musta been at the age of ten ... when waking up i raked my arms and when pulling 'em down again i got stinged right under my right arm; shoulder ... it made me go ape in my lil room ... yelling, crying ... on another occasion i got some in my face ... lol, dont try to dig out a hive ... last time wasnt so hurting tho ... was wlking down the street heading for the mall when i felt a slight ouch on my wrist ... lil bugger got stuck there ... more annoying than real pain ... looks like one can get used to it :P

Spunky · 02-03-2009, 06:57 PM

Had numerous stings,those bastards!

After Shock Media · 02-03-2009, 07:02 PM

Of those stung, who is afraid of bee's and wasps today?
Personally they do not bother me nor even get my pulse up. I am around them a lot as well since I spend a good deal of time in the garden.

Honez · 02-03-2009, 07:06 PM

Probably about 7 and riding my bike. My big toe had a head on with a yellow jacket. Ouch.

digifan · 02-03-2009, 07:53 PM

No.. it did not happen often though and I have spent my summers in a house with a huge garden as a little girl. It is not a biggie if you are not allergic to it.

BVF · 02-03-2009, 07:58 PM

I was riding the bus in like the 4th or 5th grade and a Yellowjacket stung me in the lower back....That fucker HURT!!!...

Never been stung by a bee........I think one poked me once but the stinger didn't penetrate.

Overload · 02-03-2009, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Of those stung, who is afraid of bee's and wasps today?
Personally they do not bother me nor even get my pulse up. I am around them a lot as well since I spend a good deal of time in the garden.

not afraid at all ... i always shake my head when ppl start going nuts trying to slap the lil stingers ... they DESERVE a hurting experience ... even worse when they act up like that when a yellowjacket is around their kids ... stupid ppl

stay calm and in 99999 out of 100000 cases you wont get stung ...

uno · 02-03-2009, 08:12 PM

First and only time I was stung was when I was 8 and running around outside the house. My crazy mom loved landscaping so there were tons of flowers all over and a bee must have been pissed off by my proximity.

Poindexterity · 02-03-2009, 08:18 PM

We had a little three-step stoop up to our front door when i was about 6.
Me and some other kids were playing, "jump off the top step", maybe three feet high.
Anyways, we all bent our knees as much as we could before we jumped, to get more height on the jump, and when i bent down,
i felt a pain in the back of my left knee. hmm?
so i went to do it again, only this time, IT HURT LIKE FUCK!
i started crying and screaming and ran inside where my mother
took my pants off, releasing the yellow jacket that had somehow flown up there.

It
Was
Horrible.

MandyBlake · 02-03-2009, 11:04 PM

yeah it fucking sucked.
i was at a park for a cookout.
i had a grape soda. opened it and took a sip. put it down for a second and then picked it back up and took a drink.
felt something in my mouth and all of the sudden BAM!
i spit out a bee.
the fucker had stung me inside my mouth. it freaking hurt!

SmokeyTheBear · 02-03-2009, 11:11 PM

first day of school , i got stung in the ass after sitting on a bee

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-04-2009, 02:29 AM

Yeah, I reached out and grabbed it out of the air and got sting in the web of my fingers.. I was about 4..

Sarah_Jayne · 02-04-2009, 05:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Of those stung, who is afraid of bee's and wasps today?
Personally they do not bother me nor even get my pulse up. I am around them a lot as well since I spend a good deal of time in the garden.

They are my real fear. I can go from a level headed adult to a whimpering child with one around. These days I keep most of that panic inside and don't show it but it is there. It is all because I am allergic and had some very painful hospital visits as a kid because of being stung. I haven't been stung in over a decade and I think I live in fear of that big allergic reaction that might come. On the other hand, maybe I won't react but I don't want to find out.

Vicious_B · 02-04-2009, 07:35 AM

I have only been stung once and found out I was allergic. I was 7 and stepped on the little bastard. My leg swelled up 2x its normal size up to my knee. My mom took me to the ER and they told her if I had gotten stung higher on my body my throat might have closed too fast to save me. I have managed to not get stung since in almost 28 years.

Scott McD · 02-04-2009, 07:37 AM

Yep! I was out playing golf at the time. I was playing shit anyway so it was a good excuse to stop the round...

justinsain · 02-04-2009, 07:51 AM

I don't remember the first time I got stung but this reminded me of when I was about seven I used to get a big mayonnaise jar and see how many live bees I could capture in it. In the spring the bees were everywhere and it was pretty easy. I'd just go up to a flower and catch a bee in the jar and then go get another one. Of course the more bees I had in there the harder it was to catch another one without one already inside getting away. I used to get about 20 or 25 in a jar. Then I'd walk into the house with the jar full of bees under my arm, set it on the kitchen table and ask my Mom to make me a sandwich. I sure put Mom thru a lot

Once while surfing I paddled into a couple Portuguese Man o' Wars. One wrapped completely around my hand and another brushed against the length of my body. It felt like I was on fire. I've also stepped on a stingray and had to go to the emergency room for that.

I'll take a little bee sting any day

02-02-2009, 10:29 PM	#1
Sands Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: 418194907 Posts: 3,134	Do You Remember The First Time You Got Stung By a Bee? I remember when I was a young boy playing in my backyard, a bee stung me for the first time. I screamed, unsure of what had happened since the event unfolded so quickly in my young mind, and I began to run aimlessly in a panic. My father and brother who were nearby became so confused and concerned at my sudden flight that they began to run too! Imagine the sight: three idiots running wildly... each of them unsure of why they're running to begin with. Good times, good times.

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Barefootsies Choice is an Illusion Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Land of Obama Posts: 42,635	Yes I do. Plus the other times as well. It is one of the reasons I am terrified of them, and bugs in general. __________________ Should You Email Your Members? Link1 \| Link2 \| Link3 Enough Said. "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

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02-02-2009, 10:30 PM	#2
Ozarkz So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,377	I've never been stung by a Bee. Something to do this Summer.

02-02-2009, 10:42 PM	#7
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,043	I think I was 5, was running around in the backyard with bare feet and stepped on one. Damn that sucked.

02-02-2009, 10:48 PM	#8
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Mr Pheer Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 20,885	Yep. I was 6yrs old, my uncle was a bee keeper. Its a bad idea to throw rocks at the hives

02-02-2009, 11:27 PM	#10
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Imortyl Pussycat Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Cali Posts: 5,449	i was picking blackberries when i was 12 and saw that huge fucker coming at me. a hornet the size of a bird. i threw the bowl of berries i had collected and bolted like a camper running from Jason on Friday the 13th. i turned and saw it still in pursuit. it caught up and got me on the arm. i slapped it away so fast that the stinger came out. my friend wasn't so lucky. the one that caught her was on her face and i left her for dead. i remember this shit like it was yesterday. i fucking hate bees! __________________ Julie Larson julie {at} juicyads.com skype: imortylpussycat Buy & Sell Ads on The Most Sexy Advertising Network on the Planet available ad spots \| sign up now

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SordidShawn Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 21	Not sure if it was the first, but yeah, I remember it. God damn did that hurt. I was playing in a neighbor's back yard and stepped on one with bare feet. Damn bees.

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After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	I was about 7. It was late spring early summer. Really nice day outside and we had been playing a game of smear the queer (is it still called that?). Anyways I had taken a break and went over near some bushes where there was a huge patch of those small fake looking mini strawberry plants - you know the type very low to the ground, they grow tiny green shaped strawberries and that is about it. Anyways bee's love them apparently. My mind was still on getting back into the game, so I whipped out my tiny wiener and let loose to relieve myself. Apparently the stream had agitated a bee and it flew up and stung me right on the side of my pecker head. It hurt like nothing I can really imagine since. I remember screaming and running about with my pants falling down. People came and laughed at me something hard. Along with the pain came the swelling and I thought my diddle stick was going to explode. I had to ride my bike home which sucked even more and I had a real hard time even wanting to tell my parents yet at the same time I was fearful for my pee pee - fear won out and I got to visit the ER and have others check out my swollen weeny. Tuned out I was not allergic, but they gave me some drugs so that I would not scratch it. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

02-03-2009, 01:22 AM	#18
Azathoth Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Blah Posts: 217	I do. The thing was already dead too! Moral of the story, don't stand on a dead bee, it still fucking hurts! - Az

02-03-2009, 01:33 AM	#19
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02-03-2009, 06:13 PM	#24
Overload Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Beck's City, North Teutonia Posts: 3,185	eeew, musta been at the age of ten ... when waking up i raked my arms and when pulling 'em down again i got stinged right under my right arm; shoulder ... it made me go ape in my lil room ... yelling, crying ... on another occasion i got some in my face ... lol, dont try to dig out a hive ... last time wasnt so hurting tho ... was wlking down the street heading for the mall when i felt a slight ouch on my wrist ... lil bugger got stuck there ... more annoying than real pain ... looks like one can get used to it :P __________________ There aren't enough faces and palms on this planet for an appropriate reaction to religion.

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02-04-2009, 07:35 AM	#37
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