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Old 02-06-2009, 01:53 PM   #51
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I'll root around and see if I can't find him.
i heard weird guy is hungry like the wolf for a certain tall blonde ladies...
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Old 02-06-2009, 01:56 PM   #52
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oh oh oh oh oh oh aftermarket
my head shrinker told me i am going to just have to ride it out until may day...

maybe there will be a june wedding in either russia or cuba????
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Old 02-06-2009, 02:07 PM   #53
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my head shrinker told me i am going to just have to ride it out until may day...

maybe there will be a june wedding in either russia or cuba????


your head shrinker is Americano, how he go cuba?
maybe = uncertainty
ok maybe i come secret place, you talk too much now
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Old 02-06-2009, 02:11 PM   #54
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my head shrinker told me i am going to just have to ride it out until may day...

maybe there will be a june wedding in either russia or cuba????
I would say August in the America's and Diplomat, but you would hard pressed to steal her away from her blonde bookends Aftermarket.
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Old 02-06-2009, 02:13 PM   #55
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I would say August in the America's and Diplomat, but you would hard pressed to steal her away from her blonde bookends Aftermarket.
you stay out of this Larry
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Old 02-06-2009, 02:15 PM   #56
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I just tallied another drink to the already many you will be buying me at the Splash bar Marcus.
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Old 02-06-2009, 02:40 PM   #57
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yes, but the docks in the rear are in complete disarray..

i think too many bigger boats than mine have been parked in the rear..

everything was all busted up and smelled like diesel fuel...

in any case, my boat was very damaged and i want it repaired to condition it was before i parked my boat there..
Read fine print on policy.

Rusky docks are not covered. Something about excessive vodka consumption.

Also not covered: docks owned by Paris Hilton and docks at adult industry tradeshows.
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Old 02-06-2009, 02:49 PM   #58
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Read fine print on policy.

Rusky docks are not covered. Something about excessive vodka consumption.

Also not covered: docks owned by Paris Hilton and docks at adult industry tradeshows.
many promises made up front ...

unfortunately this deal was made with spit handshake..

now harbor master back out of deal and tell me take boat elsewhere if not like like conditions..
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Old 02-06-2009, 03:03 PM   #59
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A lot seems to happened here since last I posted.
I feel like outsider in canoe paddling alone through shark infested waters.

(and everyone on this page is much taller than me)
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Old 02-06-2009, 03:52 PM   #60
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A lot seems to happened here since last I posted.
I feel like outsider in canoe paddling alone through shark infested waters.

(and everyone on this page is much taller than me)


You are tallest in Japan
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Old 02-06-2009, 03:57 PM   #61
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many promises made up front ...

unfortunately this deal was made with spit handshake..

now harbor master back out of deal and tell me take boat elsewhere if not like like conditions..


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Old 02-06-2009, 03:59 PM   #63
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(and everyone on this page is much taller than me)
i took dancing lessons in AZ from a girl that looked just like you, but she was only 5'5 so it wasnt you..

she used to throw banana peels and marbles on the floor and then we would dance doing our best to maintain our balance..

i often thought she did this on purpose just to show me how clumsy she was and to get me to the floor where she would proceed to shine my boots with long flowing over processed hair...

those were the days..

i really miss prison...
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i took dancing lessons in AZ from a girl that looked just like you, but she was only 5'5 so it wasnt you..

she used to throw banana peels and marbles on the floor and then we would dance doing our best to maintain our balance..

i often thought she did this on purpose just to show me how clumsy she was and to get me to the floor where she would proceed to shine my boots with long flowing over processed hair...

those were the days..

i really miss prison...


She did not want you on the floor for shoe shine FarmersMarket ... (s)he wanted to shine more than your boot!

p.s.
I am 5'5!
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Old 02-06-2009, 04:27 PM   #65
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She did not want you on the floor for shoe shine FarmersMarket ... (s)he wanted to shine more than your boot!

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I am 5'5!
you might be right.. i find out later that she is what called transvestitute...

just like prostitute but with twig and berries under dress..

lucky she only give me oral pleasure behind 7-11 after dancing lessons over..

everytime i see someone do macramena dance i get sick to stomatch...
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Old 02-06-2009, 05:23 PM   #66
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I have the biggest cock in Japan !
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Old 02-06-2009, 05:33 PM   #67
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you might be right.. i find out later that she is what called transvestitute...

just like prostitute but with twig and berries under dress..

lucky she only give me oral pleasure behind 7-11 after dancing lessons over..

everytime i see someone do macramena dance i get sick to stomatch...
Oh no ... same thing happen to me when I see someone do chicken dance

That story is too long for here though ... you can buy my book in 2011
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Old 02-06-2009, 05:42 PM   #70
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Here is a preview:
Chapter 1- I smell like tranquil lotus blossom
Chapter 3- From ruble to porno to struggling American dollar to Gold trading at Mo Money Pawn Shop
Chapter 6- Icq's with my lubov
Chapter 9- She said yes after 3 vodka drink & an ambien pill
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Chapter 9- She said yes after 3 vodka drink & an ambien pill





That's exactly why you should get started. The world needs you.
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Lets Hear it for Sexual Chocolate...
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That's exactly why you should get started. The world needs you.
What the world needs now, is love, sweet love ...
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