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DarkJedi · 02-10-2009, 08:38 AM

AIREK, no offense but you suck man

HorseShit · 02-10-2009, 08:40 AM

101 starving designers

TheDoc · 02-10-2009, 09:35 AM

Having multi links to the same page with different anchor text is a waste of promotional space to sell the person to click the link. It's rather pointless SEO value wise. ~ TheDoc's SEO Advice for the month.

So really, having a bad link on the page, with a good link to the same page above it, means zero seo wise, it being correct would add no value, having it broken does little harm.

For the sake of the words being used "college porn or porno" even with the lower volume is easily 10,000x better production & country production wise than anything with the word 'free' in it, let alone the words free porn.

DarkJedi · 02-10-2009, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc

Having multi links to the same page with different anchor text is a waste of promotional space to sell the person to click the link. It's rather pointless SEO value wise. ~ TheDoc's SEO Advice for the month.

So really, having a bad link on the page, with a good link to the same page above it, means zero seo wise, it being correct would add no value, having it broken does little harm.

For the sake of the words being used "college porn or porno" even with the lower volume is easily 10,000x better production & country production wise than anything with the word 'free' in it, let alone the words free porn.

You're an idiot.

TheDoc · 02-10-2009, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Davey Jones

You're an idiot.

Wow.. Nothing to back up what I'm wrong about? I await for your expert answer to correct me.

DarkJedi · 02-10-2009, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc

Wow.. Nothing to back up what I'm wrong about? I await for your expert answer to correct me.

You're wrong about pretty much everything.

TheDoc · 02-10-2009, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Davey Jones

You're wrong about pretty much everything.

Says the man that won't prove me wrong... All you are doing is proving how correct I am.

DarkJedi · 02-10-2009, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc

Says the man that won't prove me wrong... All you are doing is proving how correct I am.

Dude, everything you posted about SEO was pulled straight outa your ass.

What do you do in this business anyway?

Last time I heard of you was in a thread here on GFY, with people collecting donations for you, because you were some old school BRO.

Whatever.

TheDoc · 02-10-2009, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Davey Jones

Dude, everything you posted about SEO was pulled straight outa your ass.

What do you do in this business anyway?

Last time I heard of you was in a thread here on GFY, with people collecting donations for you, because you were some old school BRO.

Whatever.

You have the wrong bro, ask for donations.. was I collecting for charity? Haha, right.. funny though, another lame attempt to try to credit yourself and discredit me.. Yawn - god what a boring argument - could you at least try to prove me wrong.

Funny, you don't even know who I am and you question my skills. What a fucking tard.

Barefootsies · 02-10-2009, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

Wow, just wow. All the years I ran strip clubs and porn stores I fucking hated the vast majority of my customers, fucking hated them. But as much as I hated them I always bit my tongue and played nice, because I knew they were paying my bills, and even chasing one of them off was detrimental to my long term goals.

I'm glad I don't make my living selling anything to adult webmasters, but if I did, you can damn well be sure I would play nice on the boards, and no matter how much I disagreed with your opinion and thought you were a tool I would still show you respect, because you are a potential paying customer.

I see people on here all the time that are selling a service to adult webmasters, be it design, hosting, or an affiliate program, and then go into thread after thread and act an ass. Then they have the nerve to call themselves business people. Really? Alienating potential clients makes you a business person?

I'm not bashing on you Alien, because I don't know you, but is trying to prove whatever your point may be at the time to anyone on here making you a single dollar? You're selling a service, and there are a ton of people on here that have you exact skill set and probably charge the same price. Why alienate potential customers that might use your attitude as the reason they skip you over for another designer? I know it's easy top get baited on any forum, it happens to us all, but someone selling something has to be 10 times as careful to not let it happen to them...

fris · 02-10-2009, 10:47 AM

I thought AlienQ promised not to have any more meltdowns after he got banned last time

LoveSandra · 02-10-2009, 10:53 AM

good luck

tranza · 02-10-2009, 10:56 AM

Good luck on the search!!

DarkJedi · 02-10-2009, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc

You have the wrong bro, ask for donations.. was I collecting for charity? Haha, right.. funny though, another lame attempt to try to credit yourself and discredit me.. Yawn - god what a boring argument - could you at least try to prove me wrong.

Funny, you don't even know who I am and you question my skills. What a fucking tard.

It is possible I mistook you for someone else. But I'm pretty much sure it was you.

The thread had something to do with you recovering from some kind of health problem, and asking people to help you out.

Anyway, what exactly do you do that you make those bold SEO claims?

I myself know a thing or two about search engines. Here are the 21hour stats for one of my domains:

So unless you can produce something similar, your SEO advice is of little value to me.

StuartD · 02-10-2009, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by fris

I thought AlienQ promised not to have any more meltdowns after he got banned last time

Same promise he made the previous 2 meltdowns before that as well.♠

polish_aristocrat · 02-10-2009, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Davey Jones

It is possible I mistook you for someone else. But I'm pretty much sure it was you.

The thread had something to do with you recovering from some kind of health problem, and asking people to help you out.

it surely wasn't TheDoc

DarkJedi · 02-10-2009, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

it surely wasn't TheDoc

Who was it then?

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-10-2009, 12:19 PM

This is not a melt down thread you fucks.

I am looking for a good partner and of course you all goto go mental about it.

devine · 02-10-2009, 01:11 PM

AlienQ, with all due respect, this thread isn't exactly the best way to solve what even you consider as your main problem. Just lay it down, take a deep breathe and start again with a more humble approach that allows you to focus on the creative aspects of your work

JamesK · 02-10-2009, 01:22 PM

TheDoc · 02-10-2009, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones

It is possible I mistook you for someone else. But I'm pretty much sure it was you.

The thread had something to do with you recovering from some kind of health problem, and asking people to help you out.

Anyway, what exactly do you do that you make those bold SEO claims?

I myself know a thing or two about search engines. Here are the 21hour stats for one of my domains:

So unless you can produce something similar, your SEO advice is of little value to me.

I for sure have never asked for donations on gfy or ever been sick enough to do so, at that, I'm a Vet - Why would I ask you people for anything when the Gov will give it to me if I ask?

Posting your stats that you do 90k a day in se traffic, doesn't prove a damn thing. First, those are free public stats that I can go screen shot too off of someone site.

And Second, it still doesn't prove me wrong. It's that simple, all the stats in the world, big cock swinging.. still doesn't prove me wrong.

Traffic wise.. 90k, at like 1:500 is like 180 sales, not bad.. and yeah, I have crushed that, many times over.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-10-2009, 01:58 PM

No Cross Pissing!

2012 · 02-10-2009, 03:15 PM

MaDalton · 02-10-2009, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by fartfly

wow - a fake cock with a fake cumshot - i'm sure that stuff sells

The Duck · 02-10-2009, 03:35 PM

Good luck.

CaptainHowdy · 02-10-2009, 03:57 PM

Damm, I payed a lot for college-porno-s.com ...

JD · 02-10-2009, 04:02 PM

A1R3K you got an email i can hit you at?

Blazed · 02-10-2009, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc

I for sure have never asked for donations on gfy or ever been sick enough to do so, at that, I'm a Vet - Why would I ask you people for anything when the Gov will give it to me if I ask?

Posting your stats that you do 90k a day in se traffic, doesn't prove a damn thing. First, those are free public stats that I can go screen shot too off of someone site.

And Second, it still doesn't prove me wrong. It's that simple, all the stats in the world, big cock swinging.. still doesn't prove me wrong.

Traffic wise.. 90k, at like 1:500 is like 180 sales, not bad.. and yeah, I have crushed that, many times over.

180 sales? Thats 90k to his site, not 90k to a sponsor

DarkJedi · 02-10-2009, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc

I for sure have never asked for donations on gfy or ever been sick enough to do so, at that, I'm a Vet - Why would I ask you people for anything when the Gov will give it to me if I ask?

Someone did it in your name. Like bla bla, this guy is old shool, he just recovered from some shit, lets find him a job. You used to post on netpond/ynot a lot, right? I'm still pretty much sure it was you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc

Posting your stats that you do 90k a day in se traffic, doesn't prove a damn thing. First, those are free public stats that I can go screen shot too off of someone site.

The stats are posted are mine and are from a private tracker (not a free one).

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc

And Second, it still doesn't prove me wrong. It's that simple, all the stats in the world, big cock swinging.. still doesn't prove me wrong.

It proves that i know somethng on the subject. You on the other hand is all talk. What is it that you do in adult biz? Unless you can produce any evidence that proves your knowledge in SEO, you are a pedestrian like Jon Clark.

DarkJedi · 02-10-2009, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Blazed

180 sales? Thats 90k to his site, not 90k to a sponsor

He doesn't know WTF he's talking about.

And he's even a bigger bullshitter than Jon Clark

Quote:

Originally Posted by thedoc

180 sales/day, not bad.. and yeah, I have crushed that, many times over.

Sure you have.

Slappin Fish · 02-10-2009, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

Wow, just wow. All the years I ran strip clubs and porn stores I fucking hated the vast majority of my customers, fucking hated them. But as much as I hated them I always bit my tongue and played nice, because I knew they were paying my bills, and even chasing one of them off was detrimental to my long term goals.

I'm glad I don't make my living selling anything to adult webmasters, but if I did, you can damn well be sure I would play nice on the boards, and no matter how much I disagreed with your opinion and thought you were a tool I would still show you respect, because you are a potential paying customer.

I see people on here all the time that are selling a service to adult webmasters, be it design, hosting, or an affiliate program, and then go into thread after thread and act an ass. Then they have the nerve to call themselves business people. Really? Alienating potential clients makes you a business person?

I'm not bashing on you Alien, because I don't know you, but is trying to prove whatever your point may be at the time to anyone on here making you a single dollar? You're selling a service, and there are a ton of people on here that have you exact skill set and probably charge the same price. Why alienate potential customers that might use your attitude as the reason they skip you over for another designer? I know it's easy top get baited on any forum, it happens to us all, but someone selling something has to be 10 times as careful to not let it happen to them...

Very good advice, unfortunately it is going to fall on deaf ears.

So far in this thread alone he managed to call everybody reading this : "you retards, you assholes, you fucks..."

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-10-2009, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Slappin Fish

Very good advice, unfortunately it is going to fall on deaf ears.

So far in this thread alone he managed to call everybody reading this : "you retards, you assholes, you fucks..."

And it all started just because I took advice and am seeking a long term and good partner. Innocent enough right? Not on GFY! I will say it again. Most of you are idiots and dumb fucks.
Don't you forget it.

I do not want to partner with a fucking idiot, especially an idiot that has nothing to offer in the ways of working with a professional designer, and handling themselves socially proper or shooting thier shit faced mouths into threads where it does not belong if they post at all on the boards.

I fail at social and most of you do to.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-10-2009, 06:05 PM

ON another note and I am gonna throw this out there, I do not give a shit what I design, if its a paying gig I really never have any qualms about who the project is for or what the clients want strategically. Rest assured the work will be what the clients want.

I do not excel in Ghey content or gay sites, infact its my worse. SO I do not create gay sites. Other than that I got no problem with any other type of sites or projects so long as they are not based on illegal material.

I may be outspoken on things on the boards but when it comes time to put food on the table if its legit I do not quit.

Think I failed to mention that here.

I think someone with the right connections and social savey can really benefit in partnering with me.

Slappin Fish · 02-10-2009, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

And it all started just because I took advice and am seeking a long term and good partner. Innocent enough right? Not on GFY! I will say it again. Most of you are idiots and dumb fucks.
Don't you forget it.

I do not want to partner with a fucking idiot, especially an idiot that has nothing to offer in the ways of working with a professional designer, and handling themselves socially proper or shooting thier shit faced mouths into threads where it does not belong if they post at all on the boards.

I fail at social and most of you do to.

Professional designer

What the fuck makes you think I want to partner?

You assume too much, you shoot your mouth off, failure is your ultimate penalty yet you never learn.

DarkJedi · 02-10-2009, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

I am seeking a long term and good partner.

TheDoc · 02-10-2009, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones

It proves that i know somethng on the subject. You on the other hand is all talk. What is it that you do in adult biz? Unless you can produce any evidence that proves your knowledge in SEO, you are a pedestrian like Jon Clark.

Look, I don't have to show you or prove anything to you. The fact that you are even arguing with me over this is about as fucking stupid as it gets.

But if you really want to know about the pimp of pimps:
My stats have been posted on gfy, what I do and the results I have produced, what I did own and still own, how many sales, stats, money, screenshots.. All types of info. I have share my info over the years - it's all on GFY.

Btw, I play golf now, but it snowed here for some f'ed up reason, so I get to argue with a 'webmaster' on gfy.. what a wasted day.

And no, my post count on ynot and netpond are below 20, probably below 10.

You're racking up the stupid points really fast.

p.s. (added this in) you still have to prove me wrong.. not more stats, stupid rants.. just prove me wrong. Teach me something, please.

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AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE best designer on GFY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384 Posts: 30,307	ON another note and I am gonna throw this out there, I do not give a shit what I design, if its a paying gig I really never have any qualms about who the project is for or what the clients want strategically. Rest assured the work will be what the clients want. I do not excel in Ghey content or gay sites, infact its my worse. SO I do not create gay sites. Other than that I got no problem with any other type of sites or projects so long as they are not based on illegal material. I may be outspoken on things on the boards but when it comes time to put food on the table if its legit I do not quit. Think I failed to mention that here. I think someone with the right connections and social savey can really benefit in partnering with me. __________________ NAKED HOSTING FTW!11 I'm On The INSANE PLAN $9.95/mo! \| The Alien Blog Adult News Worth Reading Updated Daily \| Content For Sale! 641 PICS 216 MINUTES OF VIDEO $350.00 \|ICQ: 78943384 \| Last edited by AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE; 02-10-2009 at 06:07 PM..