T-Shirt Hell NOT Going out of Business! I knew it! - GoFuckYourself.com

GotGauge · 02-16-2009, 07:41 AM

Story here

T-Shirt Hell going out of business? Really? Because of some hate mail? Are you fucking kidding me?

To all the haters who were glad to see us go and really thought I was closing down because of a few angry e-mails; good one, suckers. To all the people who called me a pussy and who really believed I would cave in to the retarded masses, like a little baby, you can EAT MY SMELLY VAGINA.

Do you really think I would hang it all up because of hate mail? Give me a break...the site is called T-Shirt Hell. I guess I should have named it 'T-Shirt Cunt Rape Faggot hahahahahaha', so less of you fuckers would have taken the bait.

Why in the world would I shut down a website that brings so much satisfaction to people who actually have a sense of humor? To customers who can't stand this ever-expanding, politically correct asylum we are imprisoned in? To women and children and men and farm animals who not only love what we do, but who cherish the fact that we CAN do it? Yes, we can. Fuck you if you can't take a joke.

GotGauge · 02-16-2009, 07:42 AM

I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - "FUCK YOU IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!" Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad! You've got to say, "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to put up with these overly sensitive morons who can't take a joke anymore". Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the assholes who look at you funny. But first get up out of your chairs, stand up in your cubicles, put down your bongs, zip up your pants and yell, '"FUCK YOU IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!"

T-Shirt Hell is not going out of business. In fact, we wouldn't leave even if we we had to resort to selling dead babies for food when this economy truly hits the fan. Consider Feb, 2009 a fresh start for us. We're going to be bigger, better and more fucked up than before. Worse Than Hell is back. The black lady who writes the most intellectually (anally) stimulating newsletter on the net is back. We're fucking back. But oh...wait...we never actually left.

GotGauge · 02-16-2009, 07:44 AM

Let's call it my own personal stimulus package (besides my normal, daily "personal stimulus" if you know what I'm sayin). In 3 weeks, I've done EXACTLY what is needed to stimulate any economy..and that is to get people to open their wallets. Not only did the last 3 weeks save jobs at T-Shirt Hell, they've opened up a whole new world to the people who had never bought our shirts until now.

Did you know that 9 out of 10 people who wear T-Shirt Hell shirts actually increase their job security, with 6 of those people getting substantial raises? Did you realize that owning one or more T-Shirt Hell products actually raises the value of your 401k by a minimum of 25%? Were you aware that buying 3 or more T-Shirt Hell shirts at once will actually secure for you the most important seat in the White House? (Member id: barackoutwmcockout44, Name: Barack Obama, Address: Chicago, IL, 3 shirts purchased, November 1st, 2008) Thanks B, we "hope" you're enjoying your "I'd Rather Be Snorting Cocaine Off A Hooker's Ass" tee, your "I Shaved My Ball For This?" hoodie, and quite fittingly, your "Sorry About What Happens Later" ringer. Oh, the irony.

What I'm trying to say is this...our shirts are the key to fixing this economy and to getting people back on track. You don't need to thank me because I can feel the gratitude emanating from around the world at this very moment. It's a warm, fuzzy feeling. You're welcome.

Sarah_Jayne · 02-16-2009, 07:44 AM

Cool...anybody have a link to the site?

Marcus Aurelius · 02-16-2009, 07:46 AM

you signing up new affiliates or trying to sell T-shirts? might wanna get your link sorted out.

Nurgle · 02-16-2009, 07:46 AM

too fucking funny

Marcus Aurelius · 02-16-2009, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

Cool...anybody have a link to the site?

Marcus Aurelius · 02-16-2009, 07:52 AM

Here is a link to the actual site, and not the affiliate program. Since this whole thread is spam I will help contribute.

T-Shirt Hell

chemicaleyes · 02-16-2009, 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

Cool...anybody have a link to the site?

lol

Iron Fist · 02-16-2009, 07:55 AM

Anyone got a non referral link to the site? LOL.

Marcus Aurelius · 02-16-2009, 08:08 AM

http://www.tshirthell.com

Ethersync · 02-16-2009, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

Cool...anybody have a link to the site?

Lycanthrope · 02-16-2009, 08:17 AM

Ah, they pulled a Favre.

Agent 488 · 02-16-2009, 08:20 AM

no shit ............

LiveDose · 02-16-2009, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Lycanthrope

Ah, they pulled a Favre.

haha, I knew it...

jscott · 02-16-2009, 08:53 AM

Dammit, i already delinked them from all my sites and asked them to payout my balance

LOL
fuck! that is awesome but it sucks cuz now i have to put those links backup

JamesK · 02-16-2009, 08:57 AM

Why would anyone believe it? It's from T-Shirt Hell for fucks sake

Allformyspace · 02-16-2009, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by MDCQ

you signing up new affiliates or trying to sell T-shirts? might wanna get your link sorted out.

What some people will do to make a quick buck, what a fucking douche.

bronco67 · 02-16-2009, 09:19 AM

He sounds like a real douche...but good for him. Don't let the haters dictate what you do.

undersoul · 02-16-2009, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

Cool...anybody have a link to the site?

HorseShit · 02-16-2009, 10:46 AM

people fell for it of course

dial · 02-16-2009, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jscott

Dammit, i already delinked them from all my sites and asked them to payout my balance

LOL
fuck! that is awesome but it sucks cuz now i have to put those links backup

that was kind of dumb...LOL

GotGauge · 02-16-2009, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by jscott

Dammit, i already delinked them from all my sites and asked them to payout my balance

LOL
fuck! that is awesome but it sucks cuz now i have to put those links backup

I almost pulled my links!

tranza · 02-16-2009, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

Cool...anybody have a link to the site?

I LOL'D

02-16-2009, 01:36 PM

They did a good job there with that little stunt. I sold about 23 shirts over the last 3 weeks. (which is a lot considering the small amount of hits I sent them) Too bad they never kept this going a little longer. Everybody was scrambling to get some of the old shirts they brought back before they closed down.

fris · 02-16-2009, 01:49 PM

link spammer

DarkJedi · 02-16-2009, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

Cool...anybody have a link to the site?

porndotnet · 02-16-2009, 02:16 PM

Brilliant Marketing! Sold 100k shirts in 3 weeks. Hat's off.

fusionx · 02-16-2009, 03:58 PM

I just pulled all my links.. I read the thread title wrong and thought it said they WERE going out of business..

that sucks.. oh well.. takes too long to put them all back up.. bummer..

xxxjay · 02-16-2009, 04:10 PM

ha...i didn't pull my links but i did buy 7 shirts...sold quite a few in the affiliate program too

SomeCreep · 02-16-2009, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GotGauge

Story here

T-Shirt Hell going out of business? Really? Because of some hate mail? Are you fucking kidding me?

To all the haters who were glad to see us go and really thought I was closing down because of a few angry e-mails; good one, suckers. To all the people who called me a pussy and who really believed I would cave in to the retarded masses, like a little baby, you can EAT MY SMELLY VAGINA.

Do you really think I would hang it all up because of hate mail? Give me a break...the site is called T-Shirt Hell. I guess I should have named it 'T-Shirt Cunt Rape Faggot hahahahahaha', so less of you fuckers would have taken the bait.

Why in the world would I shut down a website that brings so much satisfaction to people who actually have a sense of humor? To customers who can't stand this ever-expanding, politically correct asylum we are imprisoned in? To women and children and men and farm animals who not only love what we do, but who cherish the fact that we CAN do it? Yes, we can. Fuck you if you can't take a joke.

You smell like bacon, spammer.

GotGauge · 02-16-2009, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SomeCreep

You smell like bacon, spammer.

Love the Bacon....
I have had great luck with them, so should others.
I din't mean to make the entire thing a link, just the top one,
but oh well, don't click it.

tabasco · 02-16-2009, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

Cool...anybody have a link to the site?

BusterBunny · 02-16-2009, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

Cool...anybody have a link to the site?

bdld · 02-17-2009, 12:34 AM

i took down all my links, wont be putting them back on either.

02-17-2009, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

Cool...anybody have a link to the site?

Shey · 02-17-2009, 12:48 AM

Yeah Joke them if they can't take a fuck I always say...

CaptainHowdy · 02-17-2009, 05:22 AM

Hehehehehe!

arin25 · 02-17-2009, 06:00 AM

Fuckers. They got me. I ordered 5 tshirts.

Oracle Porn · 02-17-2009, 06:11 AM

my gf ordered 2 shirts too lol...if they sold 100k shirts thats like 1.8mil @ $18 a pop

dav3 · 02-17-2009, 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

Cool...anybody have a link to the site?

gornyhuy · 02-17-2009, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

Cool...anybody have a link to the site?

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Awesome.

Voodoo · 02-17-2009, 08:16 AM

We should collectively put out a PR stating that "Porn is Going out of Business".

GotGauge · 02-17-2009, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo

We should collectively put out a PR stating that "Porn is Going out of Business".

Thats a good one!

Horny Dude · 02-17-2009, 10:46 AM

I fucking crack up every time I check out their shirts!

02-16-2009, 07:41 AM	#1
GotGauge Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: USA Posts: 3,072	T-Shirt Hell NOT Going out of Business! I knew it! Story here T-Shirt Hell going out of business? Really? Because of some hate mail? Are you fucking kidding me? To all the haters who were glad to see us go and really thought I was closing down because of a few angry e-mails; good one, suckers. To all the people who called me a pussy and who really believed I would cave in to the retarded masses, like a little baby, you can EAT MY SMELLY VAGINA. Do you really think I would hang it all up because of hate mail? Give me a break...the site is called T-Shirt Hell. I guess I should have named it 'T-Shirt Cunt Rape Faggot hahahahahaha', so less of you fuckers would have taken the bait. Why in the world would I shut down a website that brings so much satisfaction to people who actually have a sense of humor? To customers who can't stand this ever-expanding, politically correct asylum we are imprisoned in? To women and children and men and farm animals who not only love what we do, but who cherish the fact that we CAN do it? Yes, we can. Fuck you if you can't take a joke. __________________ ICQ 22264474 [email protected]

02-16-2009, 07:42 AM	#2
GotGauge Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: USA Posts: 3,072	I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - "FUCK YOU IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!" Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad! You've got to say, "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to put up with these overly sensitive morons who can't take a joke anymore". Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the assholes who look at you funny. But first get up out of your chairs, stand up in your cubicles, put down your bongs, zip up your pants and yell, '"FUCK YOU IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!" T-Shirt Hell is not going out of business. In fact, we wouldn't leave even if we we had to resort to selling dead babies for food when this economy truly hits the fan. Consider Feb, 2009 a fresh start for us. We're going to be bigger, better and more fucked up than before. Worse Than Hell is back. The black lady who writes the most intellectually (anally) stimulating newsletter on the net is back. We're fucking back. But oh...wait...we never actually left. __________________ ICQ 22264474 [email protected]

02-16-2009, 07:44 AM	#3
GotGauge Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: USA Posts: 3,072	Let's call it my own personal stimulus package (besides my normal, daily "personal stimulus" if you know what I'm sayin). In 3 weeks, I've done EXACTLY what is needed to stimulate any economy..and that is to get people to open their wallets. Not only did the last 3 weeks save jobs at T-Shirt Hell, they've opened up a whole new world to the people who had never bought our shirts until now. Did you know that 9 out of 10 people who wear T-Shirt Hell shirts actually increase their job security, with 6 of those people getting substantial raises? Did you realize that owning one or more T-Shirt Hell products actually raises the value of your 401k by a minimum of 25%? Were you aware that buying 3 or more T-Shirt Hell shirts at once will actually secure for you the most important seat in the White House? (Member id: barackoutwmcockout44, Name: Barack Obama, Address: Chicago, IL, 3 shirts purchased, November 1st, 2008) Thanks B, we "hope" you're enjoying your "I'd Rather Be Snorting Cocaine Off A Hooker's Ass" tee, your "I Shaved My Ball For This?" hoodie, and quite fittingly, your "Sorry About What Happens Later" ringer. Oh, the irony. What I'm trying to say is this...our shirts are the key to fixing this economy and to getting people back on track. You don't need to thank me because I can feel the gratitude emanating from around the world at this very moment. It's a warm, fuzzy feeling. You're welcome. __________________ ICQ 22264474 [email protected]

02-16-2009, 07:46 AM	#6
Nurgle Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Land of OZ Posts: 2,337	too fucking funny __________________ I am not a megalomaniac.. I just rule the world Need Quality Hardlinks? We have several packages and custom deals available. High Quality Hard Links For Sale ICQ: 394016570

02-16-2009, 07:55 AM	#10
Iron Fist Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 23,400	Anyone got a non referral link to the site? LOL. __________________ i like waffles

02-16-2009, 07:44 AM	#4
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Cool...anybody have a link to the site?

02-16-2009, 07:46 AM	#5
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	you signing up new affiliates or trying to sell T-shirts? might wanna get your link sorted out.

02-16-2009, 07:52 AM	#8
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	Here is a link to the actual site, and not the affiliate program. Since this whole thread is spam I will help contribute. T-Shirt Hell

02-16-2009, 08:08 AM	#11
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	http://www.tshirthell.com

02-16-2009, 08:17 AM	#13
Lycanthrope Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 4,517	Ah, they pulled a Favre. __________________

02-16-2009, 08:20 AM	#14
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	no shit ............

02-16-2009, 08:53 AM	#16
jscott So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Taipei Posts: 25,198	Dammit, i already delinked them from all my sites and asked them to payout my balance LOL fuck! that is awesome but it sucks cuz now i have to put those links backup

02-16-2009, 08:57 AM	#17
JamesK hi Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 16,731	Why would anyone believe it? It's from T-Shirt Hell for fucks sake __________________ M3Server - NATS Hosting

02-16-2009, 09:19 AM	#19
bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,035	He sounds like a real douche...but good for him. Don't let the haters dictate what you do. __________________

02-16-2009, 10:46 AM	#21
HorseShit Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 17,513	people fell for it of course

02-16-2009, 01:36 PM	#25
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	They did a good job there with that little stunt. I sold about 23 shirts over the last 3 weeks. (which is a lot considering the small amount of hits I sent them) Too bad they never kept this going a little longer. Everybody was scrambling to get some of the old shirts they brought back before they closed down.

02-16-2009, 01:49 PM	#26
fris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 55,240	link spammer __________________ Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence. WP Stuff

02-16-2009, 02:16 PM	#28
porndotnet Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 317	Brilliant Marketing! Sold 100k shirts in 3 weeks. Hat's off.

02-16-2009, 03:58 PM	#29
fusionx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Olongapo City, Philippines Posts: 4,618	I just pulled all my links.. I read the thread title wrong and thought it said they WERE going out of business.. that sucks.. oh well.. takes too long to put them all back up.. bummer..

02-16-2009, 04:10 PM	#30
xxxjay Tube groupie. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: LoScandalous, CA Posts: 13,483	ha...i didn't pull my links but i did buy 7 shirts...sold quite a few in the affiliate program too __________________ http://donttellmehowtoruinmylife.com/ - http://www.jmdigitalmarketing.com/my...s-and-reviews/ - http://www.wouldyouhitit.org - http://shinyobjectreviews.com/

02-17-2009, 12:34 AM	#35
bdld $100,000 Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 11,452	i took down all my links, wont be putting them back on either.

02-17-2009, 12:48 AM	#37
Shey Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,654	Yeah Joke them if they can't take a fuck I always say... __________________ Regards, Shey <at> datePROFITS.com\| ICQ: 279858568 \| Skype: sheysworld \| Y!M: sheyla702 datePROFITS: Every Niche of ExGF Dating Sites!

02-17-2009, 05:22 AM	#38
CaptainHowdy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. Posts: 92,999	Hehehehehe! __________________ FLASH SALE INSANITY! deal with a 100% Trusted Seller Buy Traffic Spots on a High-Quality Network 1 Year or Lifetime — That’s Right, Until the Internet Explodes!

02-17-2009, 06:00 AM	#39
arin25 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 56	Fuckers. They got me. I ordered 5 tshirts.

02-17-2009, 06:11 AM	#40
Oracle Porn Affiliate Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Icq: 94-399-723 Posts: 24,432	my gf ordered 2 shirts too lol...if they sold 100k shirts thats like 1.8mil @ $18 a pop __________________

02-17-2009, 08:16 AM	#43
Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Porn Valley, CA Posts: 10,590	We should collectively put out a PR stating that "Porn is Going out of Business". __________________ "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

02-17-2009, 10:46 AM	#45
Horny Dude Earn enough to buy coffee Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: San Diego, Ca. Posts: 4,912	I fucking crack up every time I check out their shirts!