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I was fucked by a cop
I banged a cop`s wife about 3 weeks and it was great.She look hot,about 29 years old,long and black hair and big tits.She is amazing.I met this girl in a market when i went to buy some food for my cats.The girl offer to help me to buy the food what i was looking for,some shit ,`case the cat is sick and have some problem with kidneys.
I took her phone number and i met her regulary to my place and after a short time she told me she is a wife`s of a local police officer.I laugh for the moment.It was funny,the sucker work at the night tour and his wife is bang with a porn webmaster ahahaha. But today when i went outside to a local store,i felt a punch in my head from behind.I didn`t see anything, didn`t know what was hit me,didn`t saw nothing and i was down. Another punch hit me in the mouth and another one in my nose and few legs in my head as well.However the fucker gone and left me there in the snow with my head,nose,mouth broken and one molar out.I`m fucked up now.All my bones hurt me, i feel like shit. I get a phone call few hour ago and the girl told me that she regret what was happen (?!).Yes,it was her husband or he put someone else to kick my ass.Succesful mission. Now i`m thinking seriously what can i do: to make a complain to the local police about this scumbag, or i will bang her wife again and again take few pictures and send them to his police station,and fuck him more harder ![]() |
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WINNING!
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you are full of shit and should stop trying to imitate Metaman's real life in your fantasy world
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i hope the pussy was tight enough to be worth that shit....
my advice is dont mess with a local cop he has cop friends who will help him fuck you royally anyway they can in the end you will be on the short end but thats just my 2 cents. p.s. if that story is even true... if thats another my new ferrari thread its my bad for not realizing it....heh. |
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Hire a PI to watch the dude, cause you know he is banging other chicks. Get the pics and post them on the net and let nature take it's course. Don't try to retaliate other than some ninja shit, or you will get fucked even more so.
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consult a lawyer, banging someones wife is not illegal.
but self justice is ... |
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The second option it's really not wise
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here's what you should do.
sit at home and whimper about what a fucking idiot you are, then quit fucking married women... if you're going to tread on someone else's territory, expect them to come after you... |
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See signature :)
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well c;aiming would be a little wussy - you banged his wife you should deal with consequences
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that avatar is disturbing
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(felis madjewicus)
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in all actuality, you're probably lucky all he did was have your ass beat down. if i had the power of the law behind me i would have done everything in my power to genuinely destroy your life.
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But the best thing you can do is to back off from him/her, playing with cop it's not really wise thing. You can get in more trouble
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Such Fun!
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I smell something........................
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u lucky he didnt wait till dark and crank a slug in yo ass
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A freakin' legend!
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Cops look out for each other, they can be the corrupt motherfuckers on the planet, so unless you have ironclad proof, you are screwed.
Unless you have the cop on video --forget it. it is your word against his. The whole legal establishment supports him. Now if you could get him on tape admitting to the assault or giving you beating number II, he would be in a world of trouble. ;)
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I"d also go get STD tested....
What kind of skank does this? SHe obviously makes a habit of picking up morons who like to fuck married women at the market... Then likes her hubby beating the shit out of them. You're probably not the first.
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You should have called the cops right away, basically you were assaulted...and someone needs to be arrested. I would start to look for a good lawyer...and take him to court for some $$$$$$$ damages. You can sue someone for anything...and get a restraining order. If someone is has a violent behavior...they just might come back...and finish you off.
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post pics of your face after the beating or it's ...
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you can try him for assault, but then again, you will just create more enemies....
i mean cops are the last ppl i want to be enemies with....you are reallly stupid man...good luck lol imo, i'd be kinda scared.....you can end up with a bullet to your head....who knows what those corrupt fucks will do. |
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VERY bad things can happen when you start milking other people's cows!
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Here's how it works. You file a complaint against the dude (with no proof that it was him). A few days later your stopped in your car or a cop knocks on your door and they "find" a kilo of coke in your possession, all nicely bagged up for sale.
Goodbye to you. Take your lumps and move on.
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Your avatar is so bad, I am sure others on this board want to kick your ass to.
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There was a guyr around here a few years ago who got shit and killed for sleeping with a cop's wife.
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you rock
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I cant read your posts because you are on my ignore list. Did you change that crappy avatar yet?
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I never fucked a police officers wife but I did shoot and fuck a local police officers 19 year old daughter for my website. He found out about it too (and even saw the photos) but everything turned out to be fine....and still is to this day. As far as your situation, I would just leave it alone. I mean, you did fuck the dudes wife. There are some guys out there that would've had you killed for that. Don't stir up the drama, just walk away from it.
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Well if you get shot at least we can finally lay that avatar to rest.
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If any of this is true, lick your wounds and walk away. be happy that you banged a cop's wife and lived to tell.
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Sounds like you kind of got what you deserved... Fucking another mans wife is immediate grounds for an ass beating. It is what you get for fucking with another persons life. There is a price for everything you do in life, so just man up to it and move on.
You are lucky this is all you got and will hopefully teach you a lesson. ![]()
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here's my advice, instead of fucking his wife, spend that time learning proper english.
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You should move in with your aunt and uncle in bel air
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mmm yeah!
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bang a dudes wife and thats the risk you take. quit bitching and chalk it up as a lesson.
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Take it like a fucking man. You fucked his wife now you're complaining. Be happy you're not dead.
Yet.
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So when exactly did he 'fuck' you. And did it hurt as bad as the beating?
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your avatar disturbed me lot
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You got for what You deserved if it's even real.
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Fuck it the cop deserves his wife to be a whore for his terrible career choice.
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gfy has spoken
enter thunderdome with the cop |
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Those guys take care of their own. If you want, try to take it to IA, good luck.
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RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
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I asked Stuart to include an avatar ignore function to his plugin specifically for that avatar. If it doesn;t happen soon I'm just going to put this person on perma ignore.
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Somehow I though you were a woman and was expecting pics of the cop fucking your pumped pussy.
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remember he can fuck with you more than you can fuck with him.
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