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skrinkladoo · 02-26-2009, 12:24 PM

I've noticed lately that your people are telling jokes that my people created five years ago that have already lost all humor-credibility and frankly just aren't funny. Can you bring your colonies up-to speed please?

Thanks,

-America-

P.S. Dwreck, oh where are you ...

SexualDragon · 02-26-2009, 02:02 PM

get used to it

brassmonkey · 02-26-2009, 02:02 PM

hahaha lot of canadians here eh

»Rob Content« · 02-26-2009, 02:04 PM

Dear america stop being stupid and fucking things up for everyone else

StuartD · 02-26-2009, 02:08 PM

that's because 5 years ago was a happier time.

Bryan G · 02-26-2009, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by »Rob Content«

Dear america stop being stupid and fucking things up for everyone else

CDSmith · 02-26-2009, 02:13 PM

We'll be torturing you with old jokes until your USD gets back to being worth what it was 5 years ago.

PR_Sebas · 02-26-2009, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by »Rob Content«

Dear america stop being stupid and fucking things up for everyone else

lol... very nice...

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 02-26-2009, 03:16 PM

The United States telling Canada to catch up when it comes to humor? That's hilarious in itself...

Also, you're in Florida, all we send their is old people...

Loch · 02-26-2009, 05:11 PM

Dear America!
NO we don’t live in snow huts
NO the ski mountains are not open all year
NO the Mounties don’t wear the red suit like in the movie Canadian bacon “nor the hat you idiot”
NO you wont find polar bears and penguins in Vancouver you redneck.

Jesus go read a book for once in your MC eating redneck life!

SilentKnight · 02-26-2009, 05:28 PM

5-year old American jokes are fairly new up here in Canada - considering your former President GWB was a bad joke for 8 years.

Janak · 02-26-2009, 05:47 PM

Bush lol.

Spunky · 02-26-2009, 06:05 PM

It takes awhile to get up here eh

Dcat · 02-26-2009, 09:00 PM

Believe it or not...this is the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. The Radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on Oct. 10, 1995.

US Ship: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

CND reply: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

US Ship: This is the Captain of a US Navy Ship. I say again, divert your course.

CND reply: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course!

US Ship: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS CORAL SEA*, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!!

CND reply: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

D Ghost · 02-26-2009, 09:30 PM

hmm hhaaha

Sly · 02-26-2009, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by »Rob Content«

Dear america stop being stupid and fucking things up for everyone else

Dear everyone else, stop being so dependent on America and our fuck-ups won't bother you. I hear China and Iran would like some little brothers and sisters.

Spunky · 02-26-2009, 09:38 PM

Bammy likes the canuckleheads.you guys need our resources

amateurcanada · 02-26-2009, 09:59 PM

Haters, join my Canadian content sites :P

PornstarXS · 02-26-2009, 11:05 PM

Iron Fist · 02-26-2009, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dcat

Believe it or not...this is the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. The Radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on Oct. 10, 1995.

US Ship: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

CND reply: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

US Ship: This is the Captain of a US Navy Ship. I say again, divert your course.

CND reply: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course!

US Ship: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS CORAL SEA*, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!!

CND reply: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

Iron Fist · 02-26-2009, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

Dear everyone else, stop being so dependent on America and our fuck-ups won't bother you. I hear China and Iran would like some little brothers and sisters.

Yeah but we don't wanna swim. Any other bright ideas?

Hazlewood · 02-27-2009, 12:05 AM

yeah sorry America, because Jim Carrey and Mike Myers aren't funny at all.

Elli · 02-27-2009, 12:09 AM

We seem to export our comedians fairly regularly to America with good results. Hm.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadian_comedians

A few notables:
Dave Foley
Chevy Chase
Michael Myers
Jim Carrey
Michael J. Fox
Tom Green
Eugene Levy
Rick Moranis
Caroline Rhea

and of course
Will Sasso

Hazlewood · 02-27-2009, 12:09 AM

American girls dont seem to have a problem with our humor and certainly dont have a problem fucking us either .... hahhahaha college in the U.S. was fun

Mike* · 02-27-2009, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Hazlewood

American girls dont seem to have a problem with our humor and certainly dont have a problem fucking us either .... hahhahaha college in the U.S. was fun

ExLust · 02-27-2009, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dcat

Believe it or not...this is the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. The Radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on Oct. 10, 1995.

US Ship: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

CND reply: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

US Ship: This is the Captain of a US Navy Ship. I say again, divert your course.

CND reply: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course!

US Ship: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS CORAL SEA*, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!!

CND reply: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

Cool.

skrinkladoo · 02-27-2009, 04:06 PM

Bump to all the Canadians, A... That movie "Strange Brew" Rocked!

ContentSHOOTER · 02-27-2009, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by »Rob Content«

Dear america stop being stupid and fucking things up for everyone else

Perfect

CDSmith · 02-27-2009, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skrinkladoo

Bump to all the Canadians, A... That movie "Strange Brew" Rocked!

Check out Porkies... highest-grossing movie from Canada for 24 years. As of October 2006, it is now second highest, having been beaten by Bon Cop, Bad Cop (2006).

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