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DAMNMAN · 02-26-2009, 01:40 PM

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of used men's work boots, size14-16.

2. Put them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns &Ammo magazine.

3 Place a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba:

Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

Cooter

brassmonkey · 02-26-2009, 01:43 PM

that shit wont work

02-26-2009, 01:40 PM	#1
DAMNMAN Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,440	How to install a home security system 1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of used men's work boots, size14-16. 2. Put them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns &Ammo magazine. 3 Place a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba: Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Cooter __________________ email: zmaster (at) earthlink.net ICQ: 196678616 ZMASTER One less god!!! I contend that we are both an atheist. I just belive in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.

02-26-2009, 01:43 PM	#2
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