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Old 02-26-2009, 09:53 AM   #1
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Thursday joke
A guy runs a stop sign and a cop stops him
Cop: drivers license please
Guy: why?
Cop: because you ran a stop sign, now, drivers license please
Guy: but i slowed down and i didn't see anybody coming
Cop: well, you had to stop completely..... now, drivers license PLEASE!
Guy: what is the difference?
Cop: the difference is your car has to be completelly stopped! Now, DRIVERS LICENSE PLEASE!!!
Guy: i'll give you my drivers license if you can show me the difference
Cop: ok, get out of your car

The cop starts to beat the driver down and when he is down he keeps beating him for a few minutes and asks:

Should i stop or slow down?
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Old 02-26-2009, 09:55 AM   #2
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Old 02-26-2009, 09:57 AM   #3
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you forgot to post the joke.
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Old 02-26-2009, 10:09 AM   #4
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Old 02-26-2009, 10:53 AM   #5
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Cute joke.
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Old 02-26-2009, 11:00 AM   #6
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Hahaha nice one
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Old 02-26-2009, 11:01 AM   #7
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Old 02-26-2009, 11:48 AM   #8
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Old 02-26-2009, 06:32 PM   #9
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Heh heh,good for a chuckle
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Old 02-26-2009, 06:37 PM   #10
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Thats good.
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Old 02-26-2009, 09:55 PM   #11
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Old 02-26-2009, 11:13 PM   #12
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Lol, nice one.
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Old 02-26-2009, 11:17 PM   #13
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Old 02-27-2009, 01:30 AM   #14
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Hahahaha, nice!
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Old 02-27-2009, 01:32 AM   #15
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Old 02-27-2009, 02:27 AM   #16
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ha ha ha ha nice one....
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Old 02-27-2009, 07:09 AM   #17
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This is a good one..
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