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02-27-2009, 01:15 AM
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Friday joke: Kids are quick!
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog. ___________________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher |
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02-27-2009, 03:58 AM
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Hahaha.. nice jokes.
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02-27-2009, 04:03 AM
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02-27-2009, 04:17 AM
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Lol, great jokes!
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02-27-2009, 06:58 AM
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Hahaha...I like this kind of jokes...
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02-27-2009, 06:59 AM
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I need a beer
 
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Har har,that was good for a chuckle
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02-27-2009, 07:03 AM
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Those are priceless.
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02-27-2009, 07:14 AM
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Great jokes,made my day lighter
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02-27-2009, 09:16 AM
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Great jokes. Making the morning much easier.
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02-27-2009, 10:17 AM
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These are the best:
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02-27-2009, 10:51 AM
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haha
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02-27-2009, 11:10 AM
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Reach for those stars!
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hehe it's the same dog
 Love that one!
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02-27-2009, 12:04 PM
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