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aka K-Man
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Join Date: Oct 2001
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![]() Fired both maids today. 5th time I warned them NOT to put my friggin razor in the SAME HOLDER as our TOOTHBRUSHES! I finally cut myself at night on the razor. I told them enough times and finally it bit me in the...ehm. hand. unbelievable.
carry on.
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WINNING!
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I bet $5 they were tranny's
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No Refunds Issued.
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try turning the lights on next time
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aka K-Man
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i keep my crib dim.. much like BOTH maids' brains.
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Join Date: Jul 2002
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Thailand?? Run the razors across their face as a lesson.
That's allowed there, right? Just kidding, I could never suggest doing that. No seriously though. Cheese grater. |
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I let mine go after she dumped the lid to our vacuum canister in the trash and we didn't discover it until after the trash truck came by. I can't find a replacement lid anywhere so looks like I will be buying a new vacuum ::sigh:::
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WINNING!
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lucky fucker.
you coulda lost a few grams of gum. |
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Once I had this girl that couldn't speak any english so she never understood my instructions and found my "goody drawer" and lined up all the ahem "toys" by size right on my dresser and I didn't notice it until my Grandma and Aunt visited the next day. AND THEN put regular dish-soap in my dishwasher and flooded the kitchen with suds and water, so she was history after that. Took me forever cleaning up that damn mess.
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I need a beer
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I'd fuck em in the rump for discipline
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Work Work Work
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so, what are your criterias for the replacement?
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boots are my religion
Join Date: Nov 2005
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a drama thread:
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