The priest and one letter - GoFuckYourself.com

camperjohn64 · 03-05-2009, 08:38 PM

There's this Catholic priest and he's very devote and has never done anything outside the church doctrine. He makes it up to Monsignor and then Cardinal and he moves to Vatican City to be on the Pope's council. Of course, being that high up in the ranks allows him access to all sorts of secret ancient documents like the original dead sea scrolls.

One day he's reading through these ancient documents that are the basis of the entire Catholic religion and he finds a paragraph about the nature of sexual relations for church officials. Incredibly, he notices that one letter in a very important word has been rubbed away changing the whole meaning of the word...

A monk comes along and find him crying. The monk says "what's wrong? why are you crying?

The priest says: "It says CELEBRATE"

Spunky · 03-05-2009, 08:50 PM

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03-05-2009, 08:38 PM	#1
camperjohn64 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,531	The priest and one letter There's this Catholic priest and he's very devote and has never done anything outside the church doctrine. He makes it up to Monsignor and then Cardinal and he moves to Vatican City to be on the Pope's council. Of course, being that high up in the ranks allows him access to all sorts of secret ancient documents like the original dead sea scrolls. One day he's reading through these ancient documents that are the basis of the entire Catholic religion and he finds a paragraph about the nature of sexual relations for church officials. Incredibly, he notices that one letter in a very important word has been rubbed away changing the whole meaning of the word... A monk comes along and find him crying. The monk says "what's wrong? why are you crying? The priest says: "It says CELEBRATE" __________________ www.gimmiegirlproductions.com

03-05-2009, 08:50 PM	#2
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