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EscortBiz · 03-05-2009, 09:04 PM

All we ever hear are Jewish jokes.
So, here are some gentile jokes.

A gentile goes into a clothing store and says, "This is a very fine
jacket. How much is it?"

The salesman says, "It's $500."
The gentile says, "OK, I'll l take it."

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Two gentiles meet on the street.

The first one says, "You own your own business, don't you? How's it
going?"

The other gentile says, "Just great! Thanks for asking!"

************************************************** ********

Two gentile mothers meet on the street and start talking about
children.

Gentile mother 1 (said with pride): "My son is a
construction worker!"

Gentile mother 2 (said with more pride): "My son is a truck driver!"

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A man calls his mother and says, "Mother, I know you're expecting me
for dinner this evening, but something important has come up and I
can't make it."

His mother says, "OK."

************************************************** ********

A gentile couple goes to a nice restaurant.

The man says: "I'll have the steak and a baked potato, and
my wife will have the julienne salad with house dressing. We'll both
have coffee."

The waiter asks, "How would you like your steak and salad prepared?"
The man says, "I'd like the steak medium......the salad is fine as
is."

The waiter says, "Thank you."

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A gentile man calls his elderly mother. He asks, "Mom, how are you
feeling? Do you need anything?"

She says, "I'm feeling fine, and I don't need anything. Thanks for
calling."

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Now you know why there are no gentile jokes.

doridori · 03-05-2009, 09:51 PM

dont get it

PornMD · 03-05-2009, 09:53 PM

Heh, clever.

tony286 · 03-05-2009, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EscortBiz

All we ever hear are Jewish jokes.
So, here are some gentile jokes.

A gentile goes into a clothing store and says, "This is a very fine
jacket. How much is it?"

The salesman says, "It's $500."
The gentile says, "OK, I'll l take it."

************************************************** *******

Two gentiles meet on the street.

The first one says, "You own your own business, don't you? How's it
going?"

The other gentile says, "Just great! Thanks for asking!"

************************************************** ********

Two gentile mothers meet on the street and start talking about
children.

Gentile mother 1 (said with pride): "My son is a
construction worker!"

Gentile mother 2 (said with more pride): "My son is a truck driver!"

************************************************** ********

A man calls his mother and says, "Mother, I know you're expecting me
for dinner this evening, but something important has come up and I
can't make it."

His mother says, "OK."

************************************************** ********

A gentile couple goes to a nice restaurant.

The man says: "I'll have the steak and a baked potato, and
my wife will have the julienne salad with house dressing. We'll both
have coffee."

The waiter asks, "How would you like your steak and salad prepared?"
The man says, "I'd like the steak medium......the salad is fine as
is."

The waiter says, "Thank you."

************************************************** *********

A gentile man calls his elderly mother. He asks, "Mom, how are you
feeling? Do you need anything?"

She says, "I'm feeling fine, and I don't need anything. Thanks for
calling."

************************************************** *********

Now you know why there are no gentile jokes.

THats very funny.

DirtyDanza · 03-05-2009, 10:55 PM

hahahahahah thats funny

GirlBri · 03-05-2009, 10:55 PM

Hilarity!

directfiesta · 03-05-2009, 10:58 PM

pretty good ....

GirlBri · 03-06-2009, 10:07 PM

dude. those jokes are so dumb, that they are funny.

Spunky · 03-06-2009, 10:09 PM

Heh heh,good for a chuckle

slavdogg · 03-06-2009, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EscortBiz

Now you know why there are no gentile jokes.

good one

John-ACWM · 03-07-2009, 01:41 PM

Some are pretty funny

JustDaveXxx · 03-07-2009, 01:44 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I just sent that to my Dad. too funny!

woj · 03-07-2009, 01:59 PM

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EscortBiz Fuck Checks, CASH only! Join Date: May 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 19,422	Only Jewish Jokes? Here are gentile jokes All we ever hear are Jewish jokes. So, here are some gentile jokes. A gentile goes into a clothing store and says, "This is a very fine jacket. How much is it?" The salesman says, "It's $500." The gentile says, "OK, I'll l take it." ************************************************ *** Two gentiles meet on the street. The first one says, "You own your own business, don't you? How's it going?" The other gentile says, "Just great! Thanks for asking!" ********************************************** **** Two gentile mothers meet on the street and start talking about children. Gentile mother 1 (said with pride): "My son is a construction worker!" Gentile mother 2 (said with more pride): "My son is a truck driver!" ********************************************** **** A man calls his mother and says, "Mother, I know you're expecting me for dinner this evening, but something important has come up and I can't make it." His mother says, "OK." ********************************************** **** A gentile couple goes to a nice restaurant. The man says: "I'll have the steak and a baked potato, and my wife will have the julienne salad with house dressing. We'll both have coffee." The waiter asks, "How would you like your steak and salad prepared?" The man says, "I'd like the steak medium......the salad is fine as is." The waiter says, "Thank you." ********************************************** ***** A gentile man calls his elderly mother. He asks, "Mom, how are you feeling? Do you need anything?" She says, "I'm feeling fine, and I don't need anything. Thanks for calling." ********************************************** ******* Now you know why there are no gentile jokes. __________________ Spanking, Medical Fetish, Sleeping, Strap-on Anal Lesbians, Girls Fucking Guys, Handjob site REAL HOT, Shemales, Anal and Ass Licking sites 100% Real EXCLUSIVE with amazing retention, ccbill payouts, lots of content FREE FTP HOSTING Promote the largest and oldest member paid escort site, Converts 10 times better then any dating site, CCBill payouts ICQ# 158802076

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