NEVER Lend Money to Women (STORY) (PICS) - GoFuckYourself.com

Sands · 03-09-2009, 11:05 AM

So I'm relaxing and chatting on the phone with my business partner when this chick Katarina stops by to pay me back the money she owes me. A few weeks ago I lent her $1,000 so she could buy shoes, dildos, or whatever else it is that women spend their money on. I figured she was good for it and she'd be able to pay me back without any unpleasantness.

However, she had a concerned look on her face and when she slapped the cash into my hand I could feel why. It was light. Too light. I told my biz partner I'd call him back so I could focus my attention to the situation at hand....

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Reak AGV · 03-09-2009, 11:07 AM

I've loaned about $100 to a women only once, and she paid me back with sexual activities

*true story

The Duck · 03-09-2009, 11:23 AM

Did you fuck her

Sands · 03-09-2009, 11:24 AM

Seriously, only $200!? Does she think I can't do math? $1000 loaned minus $200 returned equals $800 that she still owes me. I'm a nice guy... I make silly faces at the puppies in the pet store window, I give quarters to the bums, and I even cut my 80 year old neighbor's lawn... but there's just something about money that brings out the worst in me.

More than angry, I was disappointed. I felt betrayed. I felt let down. I felt like my confidence in humanity had been undermined, and I didn't know what to do. But I did know one thing: I'd be getting my money, or something of equal value....

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Phoenix · 03-09-2009, 11:27 AM

i see where this is going...and i like it

woj · 03-09-2009, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix

i see where this is going...and i like it

BradM · 03-09-2009, 11:34 AM

I see what you did there.

casinojack · 03-09-2009, 11:35 AM

She wash the dishes?

Sands · 03-09-2009, 11:50 AM

So my buddy James, who suddenly appeared out of thin air, started rubbing his crotch like a fuckin' pervert. I notice and I'm like, "What the fuck are you doing? I'm trying to handle some business here and you're molesting yourself like a fuckin' weirdo! Show a little self-control, will ya?"

I'm double-stressed: I've got this deadbeat chick and my friend who I can only assume is now a chemically imbalanced pervert that can teleport. But suddenly, an idea clicked that would solve both problems!

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_Richard_ · 03-09-2009, 11:53 AM

are you sitting on a sling?

Khulan · 03-09-2009, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by kandah

Did you fuck her

Haha.. a good question!

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marketsmart · 03-09-2009, 12:06 PM

I wish you people would knock off the fake story bullshit and stick to the fucking..

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pentae · 03-09-2009, 12:09 PM

its $20 to get your model a spray tan people

Sands · 03-09-2009, 12:11 PM

Oh yes, business at its best! James pays off the remainder of what Katarina owes me, and Katarina uses that tight, teen body to pay back James. Now, I know what you're all thinking: why didn't I just fuck Katarina for what she owed me? Why the triangle? Why hand her off like a prostitute? My answer: because I'm a

.

Though, once I got an eyeful of those perky tits I started to regret my decision. But the deal was done and now it was time to let these two jokers fuck like methed up monkeys.

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pentae · 03-09-2009, 12:25 PM

Who would pay $800 for that? I mean come on. You could take a dump on a high class hooker for that much money

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jpwhits · 03-09-2009, 12:45 PM

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seeandsee · 03-09-2009, 12:56 PM

haha nice thread

Sands · 03-09-2009, 01:07 PM

I'm glad you peeps enjoyed it

nAtuRaLbEautY · 03-09-2009, 01:37 PM

That was a nice story.

Money can buy your hotness :winkwink

John-ACWM · 03-09-2009, 01:45 PM

That was a great visual story

Jade509 · 03-09-2009, 03:47 PM

Stupid hoes!

collegeboobies · 03-09-2009, 04:01 PM

lame story...

Spunky · 03-09-2009, 04:03 PM

That will teach her to be late

Imortyl Pussycat · 03-09-2009, 04:06 PM

great thread

such a departure from the normal bs and drama, a fun read at last

BVF · 03-09-2009, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sands

Seriously, only $200!? Does she think I can't do math? $1000 loaned minus $200 returned equals $800 that she still owes me. I'm a nice guy... I make silly faces at the puppies in the pet store window, I give quarters to the bums, and I even cut my 80 year old neighbor's lawn... but there's just something about money that brings out the worst in me.

More than angry, I was disappointed. I felt betrayed. I felt let down. I felt like my confidence in humanity had been undermined, and I didn't know what to do. But I did know one thing: I'd be getting my money, or something of equal value....

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Wouldn't it be more realistic if they were exchanging Rubles?

Qbert · 03-09-2009, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF

Wouldn't it be more realistic if they were exchanging Rubles?

Hey, at least there's no ugly wallpaper.

Ivan Fuckalot · 03-09-2009, 06:36 PM

I've got lost on this one.... Who took the money?

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Sands Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: 418194907 Posts: 3,134	NEVER Lend Money to Women (STORY) (PICS) So I'm relaxing and chatting on the phone with my business partner when this chick Katarina stops by to pay me back the money she owes me. A few weeks ago I lent her $1,000 so she could buy shoes, dildos, or whatever else it is that women spend their money on. I figured she was good for it and she'd be able to pay me back without any unpleasantness. However, she had a concerned look on her face and when she slapped the cash into my hand I could feel why. It was light. Too light. I told my biz partner I'd call him back so I could focus my attention to the situation at hand.... This thread will continue with moar pics and story, but if you want to skip to the exciting conclusion, head to ETU-Cash now and sign up!

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Sands Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: 418194907 Posts: 3,134	Seriously, only $200!? Does she think I can't do math? $1000 loaned minus $200 returned equals $800 that she still owes me. I'm a nice guy... I make silly faces at the puppies in the pet store window, I give quarters to the bums, and I even cut my 80 year old neighbor's lawn... but there's just something about money that brings out the worst in me. More than angry, I was disappointed. I felt betrayed. I felt let down. I felt like my confidence in humanity had been undermined, and I didn't know what to do. But I did know one thing: I'd be getting my money, or something of equal value.... ETU-Cash has hot niched sites with quality exclusive content you won't find anywhere else!

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Sands Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: 418194907 Posts: 3,134	So my buddy James, who suddenly appeared out of thin air, started rubbing his crotch like a fuckin' pervert. I notice and I'm like, "What the fuck are you doing? I'm trying to handle some business here and you're molesting yourself like a fuckin' weirdo! Show a little self-control, will ya?" I'm double-stressed: I've got this deadbeat chick and my friend who I can only assume is now a chemically imbalanced pervert that can teleport. But suddenly, an idea clicked that would solve both problems! At ETU-Cash, we offer 50% - 60% revshare and $35 - $45 PPS programs with convenient payout methods such as wire and ePassporte!

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Sands Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: 418194907 Posts: 3,134	Oh yes, business at its best! James pays off the remainder of what Katarina owes me, and Katarina uses that tight, teen body to pay back James. Now, I know what you're all thinking: why didn't I just fuck Katarina for what she owed me? Why the triangle? Why hand her off like a prostitute? My answer: because I'm a . Though, once I got an eyeful of those perky tits I started to regret my decision. But the deal was done and now it was time to let these two jokers fuck like methed up monkeys. With awesome sites like Rave Glory Hole, 2 Crazy Bitches, and Forced to Prostitute, we've got the content to get you sales!

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