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[Rochard]

BTW, who's idea was it to put the chairs in the elevator? That came in handy more than once.

[Deej]

My second story has a little more drunken debauchery in it since that seems to be the theme here

My first actual beer pong event. I've played before, but never for a prize, let alone 2k! Thank you Avalanche (Cherry Pimps) for the opportunity!! One of the best events at the shows lately. Definitely a highlight at the Phoenix Forum now!!





I didn't even plan on playing, but just watching. Little did I know there was a seasoned vet in desperate need of a long armed partner.





So I take a couple practice shots for warm up. Avalanche or Rochard gave me a xxxIronMan shirt to compete in so I went to the pool bathroom to change. Lots of twinks running around so I wanted to help them maintain their composure by not taking my shirt off in front of them. Quite frankly I was scared of being stripped of my flesh by doing so. So I go and do that and when I get back to our table I get to meet our opponents. Ironically the only 'fruity' team. One wearing nothing but matching motif, fruit of the looms.







There we are playing beerpong with the only 'gay' team. The guy in the tighty grays was double fisting beers while drinking what we landed a pong ball in. So he got pretty trashed right away and started fucking with Alex and I while we were shooting by dropping his elastic a bit to reveal his nest of flaccid penis. I'm going to blame them for making that particular round last way too long. What 45 minutes to off them? In the end it was a close round with them. It got down to 2-1. I think I dropping the winning shot in their last cup.



Since we took a long time from the distracting junk shots (I blame Alex) everyone else had played two rounds to our one. So we had to play two teams to advance to be a finalist. Something like that. It was confusing but I noticed it was on holding up the tourney. It was down to bugbee & christian, the badoink guys and us. Mason and his teammate were either still in or just got knocked out, I'm not sure. All that damned beer

So we had to take on the Badoink Guys.



At first we had the advantage by a couple cups and we were feeling good about this round.





But then it took a turn for the worse... Gotta give it to the badoink crew, they channeled into the way of the winds that were blowing threw and managed to catch up really quick. Like back to back double dunks! It was down to 1 cup each... 4 guys - 2 cups!

We traded solo blows for that last cup on each side for a couple rounds each and then it dropped right on us!



They beat us! Those Badoinks!!!!

That left us in third and sent the badoink guys into the finals with bugbee and christian. In the end the champions used some distracting methods on the final round as well...



I much rather would have these distractions rather than the gay dudes poppin their pubes at us



That trophy is OURS this year!!!! We got this ALEX!!!!




After all was done there we played Mason and his teammate for 40 bucks. We played with a few different old school rules and we ended up taking that one. I came out of that beerpong event with 20 bucks...


Oh, and I flooded Mason's bathroom right after... Sorry again Mason

Good times!!

[Deej]

Originally Posted by Rochard

BTW, who's idea was it to put the chairs in the elevator? That came in handy more than once.

I think that was freeones

[Deej]

Heres another quick mini story...

after years of my friends offering me jager and me turning it down...

I took my first shot of yager from Rochard's hands my 1st year in phx and then my second shot at my second phx forum

Heres to shot #3 Rochard!!!

[quantum-x]

Not a Phoenix story, but seemed an appropriate place.

Anyone who knows me knows that I don't like to drink, and don't often do it.
Rewind to Amsterdam in September, and it's already been a long night w/ Bjorn and Sam from CommerceGate, Chris from AVN and Morgan.

After the first bar finally closed, it was stumble across the cobble stones to an all-night absynth bar, where things got slightly blurry.

Next thing I know, I'm in Bjorn's hotel room, attempting to play soccer / football in the hallways with a golf ball.

For some reason, I also take it upon myself to bundle up Careen from CommerceGate's wallet and phone, and head off back to the hotel.

3 hours later, it's 8AM, and Careen rings her phone, to try to get it back. Disgruntled at being awoken, I stumble out of bed, put the phone in the safe, go back to sleep, and promptly forget the combination...

I still feel a little bad about that ;)

[dieselaction]

Originally Posted by quantum-x

Not a Phoenix story, but seemed an appropriate place.

Anyone who knows me knows that I don't like to drink, and don't often do it.
Rewind to Amsterdam in September, and it's already been a long night w/ Bjorn and Sam from CommerceGate, Chris from AVN and Morgan.

After the first bar finally closed, it was stumble across the cobble stones to an all-night absynth bar, where things got slightly blurry.

Next thing I know, I'm in Bjorn's hotel room, attempting to play soccer / football in the hallways with a golf ball.

For some reason, I also take it upon myself to bundle up Careen from CommerceGate's wallet and phone, and head off back to the hotel.

3 hours later, it's 8AM, and Careen rings her phone, to try to get it back. Disgruntled at being awoken, I stumble out of bed, put the phone in the safe, go back to sleep, and promptly forget the combination...

I still feel a little bad about that ;)

ha great story!

[OY]

Corvette - Best story I can think of was with you but it only started in Phoenix ;-)

[Vegas Ken]

Some great stories, keep them coming!!!!

[1BB]

Looks great!

[corvette]

Originally Posted by Oystein

Corvette - Best story I can think of was with you but it only started in Phoenix ;-)

the orlando story is a great one, no doubt...maybe one of these days ill post part of it ;)

[OY]

Originally Posted by corvette

the orlando story is a great one, no doubt...maybe one of these days ill post part of it ;)

Parts, ONLY parts!

[Deej]

I can't wait for eggs n bacon at 1 am!!!!!!!!!!

Just watch out for avalanche, hes most likely running around in a haze giving everyone the what for!!

Just feed him eggs and step away!



Good Times, Can't wait

[FightThisPatent]

for those that hadn't heard the story about Brittany Andrews peeing in a cup in restaurant while at PF.. here's the story from about 4 years ago

Paul Nash invited a group of us to dinner at one of his favorite places. People that i remember being there.. Brittany Andrews, Marc stein, barry from webcamcash, myself, punker barbie...

i was sitting next to Brittany (she's a funny gal, both in her laugh and her sense of humor). The wait staff was hovering around our table because of Brittany. Someone joked about giving them some kind of souvenir which turned into the idea that she would pee in a glass.

rather than going to the bathroom, she got up out of her chair, placed the glass down on the floor, and squatted (she wasn't wearing panties), and just let loose the yellow river.

we were all laughing hysterically. she picked up the glass and put it on the table.

the wait staff then came and got the glass and took it back to the kitchen.

as if that wasn't already the gut buster...

some how the discussion between Barry and Brittany turned into the notion that she could spit across the table and land it in his mouth.

next thing i see, barry and brittany standing up, barry opening his mouth and brittany hocking a loogy that arced across the table and into barry's surprised mouth.

there was a photo taken by someone in the group at that time that showed barry's mouth opened.. i should have saved it.. it was classic.


Fight the did i win yet?

[Kiwigirl]

Originally Posted by Rochard

In fact, I do still have them. I kid you not - they are on my bed post!

OMG too funny, those things have got to be like what? 5years old now? And they made it through the move and everything? I want to see a pic of them hanging on ya bed post. LOL

[TarPy]

Originally Posted by Rochard

Of course this night was fun.... This was at the other hotel back in the day....

I loved that other hotel, in fact, that was my best story, so allow me to enter the contest if you will. The forum had been one of my first, at this point I was at the show with TwistedCash.

We had had a great conference so far, but a rough conference, there was much drinking, and I got shot twice, once in the head and once in the arm. Lightspeed indoor paintball was tons of fun.



So, being one of my first shows, first indoor paintball, and first time meeting several hot pornstars, I was pretty excited. For a while, things were going decently well.



But as the night went on, Tanker and a few of the lightspeed girls encouraged my drinking, and soon I was a full blown Lightspeed Representitive.



look, I can barely keep my eyes open, so wasted, and it begins...



So, clearly at this point a long day of excitement, paintball and drinking had been enjoyed. But, then it was time for the lightspeed shoot Richard meantioned above. Things started off really well. I took a seat on the nightstand next to the bed, for excellent viewing of the girls. (I'm in the back not looking)



But, by the time the fanfare had died down enough to start the girls and the tape, Taylor was busting her big titties out...



But, by the time the titties came out, I had lost some of my spark, I was looking, less amused and more like a zombie.




in this photo, I may have even nodded off...



I had settled into just sort of "blankly staring"...





notice the 2nd photo was taken 13 shots later, but I'm still anchored to my fist-face-stand. the girls set up for the babybottle blow job scene from above, and I'm still holding down the nightstand



Things went well, but like any good lightspeed suite party, the cops showed up to inform us that perhaps a 6 way lesbian scene would disrupt the peace. Go figure (btw, THIS is the face steve lightspeed makes when then cops come to his parties AGAIN)



Steve leaves the camera behind to deal with police, and Taylor was "influenced" by the happy pills, and jumping all over the bed. The camera was bouncing its way across the bed towards the floor, so I grab it. I look over at steve and make this face




Steve tells me, "Just roll it."

But at this point in my life, I've never even held a video camera, and he says, "it's like your eyes, but with 10x zoom, get in there, look at the good stuff, be a perv, but WITH ZOOM." Then bolts to deal with the police.

I couldn't leave all of this going on without putting some of it to tape.





So, I end up getting to shoot the majority of a 6-way lesbian shoot in front of an audience as my first time filming women. From lightspeed Rep, to lightspeed camera crew.





And I found my 2nd wind, stayed up, smoked with some hot models in my room, went back to the party, pounded more redbulls, and witness some of the most expensive and legendary trashing of a hotel room suite take place. (I think steve ended up paying like 15K for that, people put cigarettes on the carpet) Also, an entertaining sidenote, around 5am when the party was down to me, steve, rochard, their wives and 3 or 4 other webmasters, the sounds of taylor and perfection britney riding the sybian in the room next door could still be heard. Those two had a good time that weekend, and so did I.

Not a bad way to start your film career.

[Deej]

Jesus, some Debauchery up in here!

[Altheon]

Great story TarPy! Looks like we both had our first porn shoots at the Forum. ;)

[RyuLion]

Originally Posted by TarPy

Things went well, but like any good lightspeed suite party, the cops showed up to inform us that perhaps a 6 way lesbian scene would disrupt the peace. Go figure (btw, THIS is the face steve lightspeed makes when then cops come to his parties AGAIN)

I can't believe I remember that this happened..maybe its because I was still somewhat sober..

I'm turning around and see the cops..oh and I see Odie also..

[RyuLion]

Originally Posted by Deej

My second story has a little more drunken debauchery in it since that seems to be the theme here


Since we took a long time from the distracting junk shots (I blame Alex) everyone else had played two rounds to our one. So we had to play two teams to advance to be a finalist. Something like that. It was confusing but I noticed it was on holding up the tourney. It was down to bugbee & christian, the badoink guys and us. Mason and his teammate were either still in or just got knocked out, I'm not sure. All that damned beer

So we had to take on the Badoink Guys.
Good times!!

Dude! WTF!

I wasn't being distracted by the gay guys! Sounds like you were being distracted because you surely were looking at them..

[Deej]

Originally Posted by RyuLion

Dude! WTF!

I wasn't being distracted by the gay guys! Sounds like you were being distracted because you surely were looking at them..

Shit - it be a joke

You gotta admit it was fucking distracting. We BOTH seen that shit... how could we not when the fuckin guy was dangling his junk on the edge of the cups and licking the fucking ping pong balls...

Alls good man, were gonna take it this year...

[RyuLion]

Originally Posted by Deej

Shit - it be a joke

You gotta admit it was fucking distracting. We BOTH seen that shit... how could we not when the fuckin guy was dangling his junk on the edge of the cups and licking the fucking ping pong balls...

Alls good man, were gonna take it this year...

[corvette]

keep them coming

[UniqueD]

ok last year i got silly drunk the first night and lost my room key, and my roomie was no where to be found. the staff wouldnt make me a replacement key because 'my name wasnt on the room', so i pass out in the lobby for a couple hours. a bout 5 am one of the staff people wakes me up and says sorry, your name IS on the room and here is a key. he then walks me to my room where i promptly pass the fuck out.

the funny part is i forgot all about it, the next day we were hearing stories of the badoink kid passed out in the lobby and , i thought it was my partner in crime terron because he does that kind of thing. people were busting his balls all weekend...then when we get home someone sends me this:




(its me)

[RyuLion]

I still like my stories..

[CuriousToyBoy]

So many stories, so little time and so, so long since I have had the pleasure of the company of many of my dear friends.

;-)

[Deej]

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

So many stories, so little time and so, so long since I have had the pleasure of the company of many of my dear friends.

;-)

We miss you man!!!

the forum needs more CTB!!!

Originally Posted by RyuLion

So I ended up in this room, where these "ghey guys" where putting on their boy-gangbang shirts


I decided to follow them because they were talking about going out to the Art Festival and local bars, to "Run-a-Mock".

They decided to stop by at Cabana 18, to meet with their favorite Fan (on the left)

Who has been they're butt buddy for a couple of years now.

We walked thru the Art Festival to the Bar across the street to start our Entourage fun
Since they didn't want to feel "too ghey" I suggested we have Red Headed Sluts


We went outside for some fresh air because our shirts were manking us too hot and found some more Fans


Their shirts were getting too tight so they starting appart..


We were getting bored so we decided to hit the streets and found a cute dog

We didn't care much about the girl, we had bigger man-boobs..

We then decided to go back to the show and look for some drunk WebMasters so we can take advantage of them..



We found some girls to compare man-boobs with

They liked how we tasted..



They decide to start Posing



They found a vulnerable guy so they decided to take him to their room, so I decided to stay back..

Awesome.

Originally Posted by A1R3K

i think mohawk steve has a good story about xxxjay too.

I think Steve has good stories on a lot of people. FYI The pictures of you in Amy's dress during that dodgeball game a couple years back rock. You sexy beast.

[seeric]

Originally Posted by JaneB

I think Steve has good stories on a lot of people. FYI The pictures of you in Amy's dress during that dodgeball game a couple years back rock. You sexy beast.

That was RAM baby. No one could rock that dress better than he did.

LOL.


I think we should make a coffee table book of Phoenix Forum stories.

Shit, while we're at it, I have some salacious Xbiz Summer Forum stories too. Ones that go like, 1) Get room at Hard Rock. 2) Party in 5 different casinos nightclubs, meet visiting girls and sleep in three different hotels in 4 days. 3) All the while Djing all day at the pool whilst consuming massive quantities of alcohol and assorted stimulants. 4) never actually sleeping in my own room until day 5 when I stay 3 extra days that the Hard Rock hotel rehab on room service and PPV movies. Thank god the nurses didn't cost me anything.



Ahhhhhhhhhh, Vegas, oh how I love her.

[jcsike]

Originally Posted by A1R3K

That was RAM baby. No one could rock that dress better than he did.

LOL.


I think we should make a coffee table book of Phoenix Forum stories.

Shit, while we're at it, I have some salacious Xbiz Summer Forum stories too. Ones that go like, 1) Get room at Hard Rock. 2) Party in 5 different casinos nightclubs, meet visiting girls and sleep in three different hotels in 4 days. 3) All the while Djing all day at the pool whilst consuming massive quantities of alcohol and assorted stimulants. 4) never actually sleeping in my own room until day 5 when I stay 3 extra days that the Hard Rock hotel rehab on room service and PPV movies. Thank god the nurses didn't cost me anything.



Ahhhhhhhhhh, Vegas, oh how I love her.

lets make a coffee table book about coffee tables

[RyuLion]

Originally Posted by JaneB

Awesome.

I'm glad you like u story..

[Exo-Geoffrey]

I don't have any pics or stories yet. But next year, for sure I will post some funny stuff. I can't wait to go to my first TPF. See you there guys !!

[OMG Jim]

Originally Posted by A1R3K

That was RAM baby. No one could rock that dress better than he did.

LOL.

LOL A1R3K - First time I met RAM and didn't know what to think about him.
Turns out he is one of the coolest guys in the business






_

[czarina]

never been to Phoenix... I'll have to pass on this one, but here's a bump

[seeric]

RAM is comedy!!!!!!!!!

[Juicy D. Links]

here is one


me and airbag where in the same room one phx forum....

So me and airbag that night went partying and he takes this chick back in the room

30 min later i get sms to get into the room so i get in the room and he is in the shower with the chick and there is another chick in the room ( he wanted me to take that chcik cause he was tired) so i come in blasted and the chick jsut wanted cock....

So airbag is going to town in thw shower , then the other chick decides to plunge in there... and i am naked so is airbag so i jump into that shower also... 4 peeps in the shower..

me and aribag are tryingg not to sword fight at this poiint... so airbag is plowing this chick into oblivion and we are high fiving each other...

so we swap girls in the shower... after a while i had to blow my load so i yelled "Incoming" but airbag had no clue what i meant....

So with the shower going my load lands in airbags shoulder and he is in awe for a sec...and is like wtf and flips out and runs out of shower..

So its me and the 2 chciks in the shower then airbag comes back in the bathroom and fucking blows his load str8 into the shower and hits me in the back... then starts runing around the room..

i cant remember after this but the chicks were hot and horny and totally clueless...

[Juicy D. Links]

i have more stories but i cant say em cause ill get my ass kicked

[Juicy D. Links]

i wish i could tell the hottub and towel story .... it would win without question

[Juicy D. Links]

Originally Posted by RyuLion

They decided to stop by at Cabana 18, to meet with their favorite Fan (on the left)

Who has been they're butt buddy for a couple of years now.

these twinks had there way with me look att he way they eyeing me in that pic

i think i fucked em all but i was drunk

[Juicy D. Links]

All i gotta say is :


7 Am , chicks kicked us out , we are like 30 min from hotel no clue where we are

they didnt even offer us towels , those chicks were bitches

this is a encrypted post i cant get into specifics

[seeric]

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

here is one


me and airbag where in the same room one phx forum....

So me and airbag that night went partying and he takes this chick back in the room

30 min later i get sms to get into the room so i get in the room and he is in the shower with the chick and there is another chick in the room ( he wanted me to take that chcik cause he was tired) so i come in blasted and the chick jsut wanted cock....

So airbag is going to town in thw shower , then the other chick decides to plunge in there... and i am naked so is airbag so i jump into that shower also... 4 peeps in the shower..

me and aribag are tryingg not to sword fight at this poiint... so airbag is plowing this chick into oblivion and we are high fiving each other...

so we swap girls in the shower... after a while i had to blow my load so i yelled "Incoming" but airbag had no clue what i meant....

So with the shower going my load lands in airbags shoulder and he is in awe for a sec...and is like wtf and flips out and runs out of shower..

So its me and the 2 chciks in the shower then airbag comes back in the bathroom and fucking blows his load str8 into the shower and hits me in the back... then starts runing around the room..

i cant remember after this but the chicks were hot and horny and totally clueless...

what the fuck are you telling people about this for??????????????????

SEEEEEEEEEEEECRET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

[Juicy D. Links]

Originally Posted by A1R3K

what the fuck are you telling people about this for??????????????????

SEEEEEEEEEEEECRET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

[Deej]

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

here is one


me and airbag where in the same room one phx forum....

So me and airbag that night went partying and he takes this chick back in the room

30 min later i get sms to get into the room so i get in the room and he is in the shower with the chick and there is another chick in the room ( he wanted me to take that chcik cause he was tired) so i come in blasted and the chick jsut wanted cock....

So airbag is going to town in thw shower , then the other chick decides to plunge in there... and i am naked so is airbag so i jump into that shower also... 4 peeps in the shower..

me and aribag are tryingg not to sword fight at this poiint... so airbag is plowing this chick into oblivion and we are high fiving each other...

so we swap girls in the shower... after a while i had to blow my load so i yelled "Incoming" but airbag had no clue what i meant....

So with the shower going my load lands in airbags shoulder and he is in awe for a sec...and is like wtf and flips out and runs out of shower..

So its me and the 2 chciks in the shower then airbag comes back in the bathroom and fucking blows his load str8 into the shower and hits me in the back... then starts runing around the room..

i cant remember after this but the chicks were hot and horny and totally clueless...

This story wins Something...

Originally Posted by A1R3K

That was RAM baby. No one could rock that dress better than he did.

LOL.


I think we should make a coffee table book of Phoenix Forum stories.

Shit, while we're at it, I have some salacious Xbiz Summer Forum stories too. Ones that go like, 1) Get room at Hard Rock. 2) Party in 5 different casinos nightclubs, meet visiting girls and sleep in three different hotels in 4 days. 3) All the while Djing all day at the pool whilst consuming massive quantities of alcohol and assorted stimulants. 4) never actually sleeping in my own room until day 5 when I stay 3 extra days that the Hard Rock hotel rehab on room service and PPV movies. Thank god the nurses didn't cost me anything.



Ahhhhhhhhhh, Vegas, oh how I love her.

Ohhh. Hehe, I guess I had a few drinks on that day. I could have sworn that it was you.

[Juicy D. Links]

what prgram where those chicks from anyway? and also u are a homo for trying to swordfght me

[RyuLion]

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

here is one


me and airbag where in the same room one phx forum....

So me and airbag that night went partying and he takes this chick back in the room

30 min later i get sms to get into the room so i get in the room and he is in the shower with the chick and there is another chick in the room ( he wanted me to take that chcik cause he was tired) so i come in blasted and the chick jsut wanted cock....

So airbag is going to town in thw shower , then the other chick decides to plunge in there... and i am naked so is airbag so i jump into that shower also... 4 peeps in the shower..

me and aribag are tryingg not to sword fight at this poiint... so airbag is plowing this chick into oblivion and we are high fiving each other...

so we swap girls in the shower... after a while i had to blow my load so i yelled "Incoming" but airbag had no clue what i meant....

So with the shower going my load lands in airbags shoulder and he is in awe for a sec...and is like wtf and flips out and runs out of shower..

So its me and the 2 chciks in the shower then airbag comes back in the bathroom and fucking blows his load str8 into the shower and hits me in the back... then starts runing around the room..

i cant remember after this but the chicks were hot and horny and totally clueless...

No worries man..this is the first story I've heard from you, that's NOT gay.

Hitting a friend with your load while there's 1 chick present is not gay.
Hitting him while there's no chicks present..well you know..

[Juicy D. Links]

Originally Posted by Deej

This story wins Something...

airbag tried to give me a cockmeat sandwhich

[Juicy D. Links]

Originally Posted by RyuLion

No worries man..this is the first story I've heard from you, that's NOT gay.

Hitting a friend with your load while there's 1 chick present is not gay.
Hitting him while there's no chicks present..well you know..

what about aribag trying to retalliate and trying to shoot me back with a load?

Originally Posted by AlmightyJim

LOL A1R3K - First time I met RAM and didn't know what to think about him.
Turns out he is one of the coolest guys in the business






_

Haha. I remember parts of that dodgeball game. Ram does look sexy in Amy's dress. He knows how to work it.

[Juicy D. Links]

Jane can i tell the story about what happened with you and me and the parrot in the shower?