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james_clickmemedia · 03-10-2009, 03:43 PM

Every time I see those red lobster commercials I want to jump in the car are go eat there.
Those lobsters & scallops just look so good on the tv...

Intrinsic · 03-10-2009, 03:45 PM

they soundproof the kitchen so you cant hear the lobsters squeal when they boil them onto the menu, heartless bastarsd

donkevlar · 03-10-2009, 03:47 PM

Mmmm the McDonalds of seafood.

StuartD · 03-10-2009, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Intrinsic

they soundproof the kitchen so you cant hear the lobsters squeal when they boil them onto the menu, heartless bastarsd

That does suck.

Hearing them squeal is the best part!

Ramos · 03-10-2009, 03:53 PM

I feel the same way.
The King Neptune is my favorite, my mouth waters every time I talk about Red Lobster.

HorseShit · 03-10-2009, 03:55 PM

they aren't squealing because they are in pain

tiger · 03-10-2009, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Intrinsic

they soundproof the kitchen so you cant hear the lobsters squeal when they boil them onto the menu, heartless bastarsd

They use real lobster? Last time I went all the meat looked like imitation meat, never went back.

Diezel Jim · 03-10-2009, 04:16 PM

Play it safe with their broiled flounder, baked potato and those sinful biscuits.

Then thank me for my time.

Puremeds-J · 03-10-2009, 04:22 PM

red lobster sucks bad.. anthony's is the only way

tony286 · 03-10-2009, 04:25 PM

Are they really good? My father used to hate them and he loved seafood. Ive never been there.

Poindexterity · 03-10-2009, 04:26 PM

red lobster is anti-christian

9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

donkevlar · 03-10-2009, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Poindexterity

red lobster is anti-christian

9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

Nah, bro, Jesus said it was all good way after:

14Again Jesus called the crowd to him and said, "Listen to me, everyone, and understand this.
15Nothing outside a man can make him 'unclean' by going into him. Rather, it is what comes out of a man that makes him 'unclean.'

Which also means you're not gay if you take it up the ass, only if you're a top.

casinojack · 03-10-2009, 04:52 PM

Yeah, on this board, noone wants ot be anti christian

Deej · 03-10-2009, 05:12 PM

I love their cajun shrimp pasta...

and their cheddar bay biscuits!!!

MikeSmoke · 03-10-2009, 05:52 PM

If you want a REAL lobster - go to the Rosewood Grille in Vegas.
Went there last month and had a 3 1/2 pounder --- as tender as a chicken lobster

(And that's coming from someone who grew up in New England, and bought them right off the boat for clambakes

PersianKitty · 03-10-2009, 05:58 PM

haven't been there in eons. Running joke in my family.. "shut up or I'll slap you with a cheddar biscuit!"

Last time we ever went they put a few cheddar biscuits in a take home bag kinda like Olive Garden will do with their breadsticks. My son (then 18) was carrying the bag. His girlfriend was teasing him about something. He turned around and threatened to slap her with the bag of biscuits.... funny... but then maybe you had to be there ;)

ztik · 03-10-2009, 06:08 PM

That place is a shithole

uno · 03-10-2009, 06:19 PM

I only go when they have their promotions like endless shrimp or crab.

SilentKnight · 03-10-2009, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by james_clickmemedia

Every time I see those red lobster commercials I want to jump in the car are go eat there.
Those lobsters & scallops just look so good on the tv...

Last time the wife and I ate at a Red Lobster (Niagara Falls) - the portions were tiny, the price was ridiculous...and we weren't impressed with the service.

Rather disappointing, since I've had some great seafood at other Red Lobsters over the years.

Wagerboy · 03-10-2009, 06:24 PM

The McDonalds of seafood was said and 100% right on...Gross.

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