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ShellyCrash · 03-11-2009, 02:12 PM

Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter

LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.

The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.

Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff's office said.

"I saw an ad for this in a gentlemen's magazine. Twelve hundred bucks. I'm lookin' at this thing and I think, 'You gotta be kiddin' me.' I'm a hobbyist. Thing's basically nothing but speed rails. I figure I'd go down to Home Depot and whip this up myself for... a hundred bucks."

who · 03-11-2009, 02:14 PM

Ahh you.. I've been waiting to see your sig for a while..

Marcus Aurelius · 03-11-2009, 02:15 PM

The quote below the pic... "burn after reading" right?

ShellyCrash · 03-11-2009, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who

Ahh you.. I've been waiting to see your sig for a while..

I come and go like a gentle breeze.

Scott McD · 03-11-2009, 02:16 PM

Retarded whore!

cherrylula · 03-11-2009, 02:17 PM

I've seen someone using one of those things on a paysite around these parts, years ago.

however, I would assume smart people would remove the blade before attaching the dildo.

fucking ouch, amazing she is alive.

ShellyCrash · 03-11-2009, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MDCQ

The quote below the pic... "burn after reading" right?

totally. good one!

Fletch XXX · 03-11-2009, 02:17 PM

shit, that makes MY vagina hurt

HorseShit · 03-11-2009, 02:27 PM

shouldn't hurt

Naphtansa · 03-11-2009, 02:38 PM

Sunday Bloody Sunday ;)

ShellyCrash · 03-11-2009, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula

I've seen someone using one of those things on a paysite around these parts, years ago.

however, I would assume smart people would remove the blade before attaching the dildo.

fucking ouch, amazing she is alive.

Yeah, putting the dilldo on the sawzall wasn't the shocking part to me, it was that they didn't remove the blade!!

How could you not have the foresight to see how this would create a problem?

Here's to hoping all the king's horses and all the kings man can help make that vagina whole again.

Wizzo · 03-11-2009, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

Yeah, putting the dilldo on the sawzall wasn't the shocking part to me, it was that they didn't remove the blade!!

How could you not have the foresight to see how this would create a problem?

Exactly my thoughts...

Elli · 03-11-2009, 03:43 PM

omg. That's just..... ow.

camgirlshide · 03-11-2009, 03:50 PM

this is actually good.
Those two should not reproduce and I think that should be taken care of now.

dav3 · 03-11-2009, 03:55 PM

wowtf...

aniloscash · 03-11-2009, 03:56 PM

next they will try strangulation with ropes tied to the ceiling.

Spunky · 03-11-2009, 03:58 PM

Good lord,what people do to get off

JenniDahling · 03-11-2009, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

Yeah, putting the dilldo on the sawzall wasn't the shocking part to me, it was that they didn't remove the blade!!

How could you not have the foresight to see how this would create a problem?

I wonder if you could make safe "converter" attachments, could be a market in that, but then again I guess Home Depot would have a hard time selling it

BTW - I'm in Tampa too! Hi Shelly!

RyuLion · 03-11-2009, 04:00 PM

Oh wow..that's all I'll say right now..

_Richard_ · 03-11-2009, 04:02 PM

why the fuck didn't the guy take the blade off?

qxm · 03-11-2009, 04:03 PM

hollyshit that pussy ain't never gonna be hony again! (yeah I know its a double neg but fuck it!)

D Ghost · 03-11-2009, 04:08 PM

Wow ROFL!

elron · 03-11-2009, 04:12 PM

Really love your sig , the cat is like saying "are you trying to stick a finger in a pussy?"

pornask · 03-11-2009, 04:24 PM

Fucking n00b, she needs insertion lessons from Alex aka 1Guy1Cup

CaseyCupcakes · 03-11-2009, 04:41 PM

jesus tapdancing christ what a hot mess. next time they should do some research.... the anti-fail fuck saw

ShellyCrash · 03-12-2009, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elron

Really love your sig , the cat is like saying "are you trying to stick a finger in a pussy?"

Ha ha. Thank you

Iron Fist · 03-12-2009, 08:49 AM

"Thing's basically nothing but speed rails. I figure I'd go down to Home Depot and whip this up myself for... a hundred bucks."

Oh that is pure awesomeness right there.. LOL.

LiveDose · 03-12-2009, 08:51 AM

Yuck ...

CIVMatt · 03-12-2009, 08:52 AM

How do you not remove the blade? wtf...

Puremeds-J · 03-12-2009, 09:06 AM

holy shit, he left the blade on? haha

Tom_PM · 03-12-2009, 09:11 AM

Things were going just great until....

Kron · 03-12-2009, 10:04 AM

damn, she must be really horny

CaptainHowdy · 03-12-2009, 10:09 AM

That made me scream!

potter · 03-12-2009, 10:11 AM

fucking idiots.

Deesnuts · 03-12-2009, 10:29 AM

tear it up!

Jade509 · 03-12-2009, 10:37 AM

Dumb ass people! Thats all I have to say.

ShellyCrash · 03-12-2009, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead

"Thing's basically nothing but speed rails. I figure I'd go down to Home Depot and whip this up myself for... a hundred bucks."

Oh that is pure awesomeness right there.. LOL.

Interwebs high-5!

Reak AGV · 03-12-2009, 10:44 AM

I cant imagine the pain...

AbtComm · 03-12-2009, 10:50 AM

we need the photos

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