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MeganS · 03-12-2009, 06:05 PM

This is the most i have laughed in a long time ...

http://www.fmylife.com

I am to the point of checking it like 3 times a day!

anyone else read it? have any favorite FML's?

some of my favs:
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML

xoxo,
Megan

Sly · 03-12-2009, 06:07 PM

LOL.

That makes me feel less like a retard when I type up an e-mail in Notepad as opposed to using the e-mail program. Yes, I actually do that. :-)

Voodoo · 03-12-2009, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GFFMegan

This is the most i have laughed in a long time ...

http://www.fmylife.com

I am to the point of checking it like 3 times a day!

anyone else read it? have any favorite FML's?

some of my favs:
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML

xoxo,
Megan

That's a pretty funny site.

Retards,
Voodoo

Spunky · 03-12-2009, 06:26 PM

Har har,some of those were hilarious

LiveDose · 03-12-2009, 06:30 PM

That site looks hilarious. I will be checking it daily too, LOL...

baddog · 03-12-2009, 06:30 PM

Today, I went to online to find out why my midterm grade is for my least favorite class Psychology. After weeks upon weeks of studying and doing work for a class I hate I found out that I have a zero in the class. Turns out I've been going to the wrong psychology class all semester. FML

Mutt · 03-12-2009, 06:41 PM

haha - great concept for a website. we all have those in our life.

seeric · 03-12-2009, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Today, I went to online to find out why my midterm grade is for my least favorite class Psychology. After weeks upon weeks of studying and doing work for a class I hate I found out that I have a zero in the class. Turns out I've been going to the wrong psychology class all semester. FML

i went to the wrong programming class at pierce college twice in a row. i was supposed to be in server side programming. i went to javascript. so i decided to stay in the javascript class and dropped the server side programming sql class until next semester. lol, i know i am moron.

NinjaSteve · 03-12-2009, 06:54 PM

LOL! This is great!

"Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML"

Bwahahahahaha!

CaseyCupcakes · 03-12-2009, 06:57 PM

thanks for sharing -- i'm totally addicted now

"Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML"

03-12-2009, 07:37 PM

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it.

M0nk · 03-12-2009, 07:50 PM

hahaah some funny ones there!

Danny B · 03-12-2009, 08:25 PM

Thanks for the link. I never came across it.
You got me hooked. Fun stuff that makes me feel less of an idiot.

Danny B · 03-12-2009, 08:32 PM

Submitted this one: True story.

Last nigh I woke up to my brother telling me to go to my own bedroom.
Apparently I walked into my brothers bedroom, butt naked.
I took a shit in his toilet and then jumped into his bed, almost on top of his girlfriend.
Damn i hate it when i go sleepwalking.

AMDWarrior · 03-12-2009, 08:34 PM

damn you now I can't stop reading..

DannyA · 03-12-2009, 08:37 PM

Site is spreading like crazy. I can't go to a bar or party without hearing "FML" at least once or someone retelling something they read on there.

Shey · 03-12-2009, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny B

Submitted this one: True story.

Last nigh I woke up to my brother telling me to go to my own bedroom.
Apparently I walked into my brothers bedroom, butt naked.
I took a shit in his toilet and then jumped into his bed, almost on top of his girlfriend.
Damn i hate it when i go sleepwalking.

StaceyJo · 03-12-2009, 08:53 PM

Funny you got in there.

st0ned · 03-12-2009, 09:11 PM

"Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "Be my baby's daddy!" I couldn't get out in time. FML"

Ooops ;)

_Richard_ · 03-12-2009, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GFFMegan

This is the most i have laughed in a long time ...

http://www.fmylife.com

I am to the point of checking it like 3 times a day!

anyone else read it? have any favorite FML's?

some of my favs:
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML

xoxo,
Megan

thanks a lot.. bloody hilarious:

"Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "Be my baby's daddy!" I couldn't get out in time. FML"

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 03-12-2009, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by st0ned

"Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "Be my baby's daddy!" I couldn't get out in time. FML"

Ooops ;)

haha, classic

John-ACWM · 03-13-2009, 04:50 AM

I have it bookmarked,great site

seeandsee · 03-13-2009, 04:52 AM

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

seeandsee · 03-13-2009, 04:53 AM

Today, an old girlfriend from years ago wanted to have lunch. Seeing as I had nothing to do, I went with her. She introduced me to her son. Apparently I am the father. My son is 6. FML

Omggggggggggggggggggggggg

blonda80 · 03-13-2009, 07:48 AM

i love this site

MeganS · 03-13-2009, 02:10 PM

Today, my mom was helping me clean out stuff from college. She opened a box and took out some anal beads I got as a gag gift. She proceeded to ask, "What are these?" I answered, "They are for massaging your back". She then insisted I show her. I massaged my mother with anal beads. FML

EthnicLover · 03-14-2009, 01:22 AM

"Today, my boyfriend and I were choosing animals that reminded us of eachother. I said he reminded me of a tiger because he is really muscular. He told me I reminded him of a zebra. When I asked him why, he said it was because of my stretchmarks. FML"

This site will be as popular as facebook. Humor, embarrassment and mortification, what more do people want?

03-12-2009, 06:05 PM	#1
MeganS Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Cali Baby! Posts: 1,487	Fuck My Life!!! TOOO Funny!! This is the most i have laughed in a long time ... http://www.fmylife.com I am to the point of checking it like 3 times a day! anyone else read it? have any favorite FML's? some of my favs: Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML xoxo, Megan __________________ Megan S Broadcast, Licensing and DVD www.nmgmanagement.com

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03-12-2009, 08:25 PM	#13
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03-12-2009, 08:32 PM	#14
Danny B Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,423	Submitted this one: True story. Last nigh I woke up to my brother telling me to go to my own bedroom. Apparently I walked into my brothers bedroom, butt naked. I took a shit in his toilet and then jumped into his bed, almost on top of his girlfriend. Damn i hate it when i go sleepwalking. __________________ Danny B ICQ: 407485488 SKYPE: DAN-DEVELOPMENT

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